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Post by plainwhitepaper on Jun 19, 2010 13:26:00 GMT -5
But at the town hall, instead of seeing his birth certificate our poor little toad was arrested for assault of Heather the feather.
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Post by kreacherxluver on Jun 24, 2010 21:42:44 GMT -5
The toad was taken to the police office, there they took ugly mug shots, and gave him one phone call.
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Post by SquiggleTag on Jun 25, 2010 7:42:24 GMT -5
With that one phone call he decided to call Heather the Feather, to try and apologise.
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Post by Enemynarwhal on Jul 4, 2010 1:39:18 GMT -5
But Heather the Feather couldn't forgive him because Heather the Feather was deader than ever.
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Morma
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Do you wonder?
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Post by Morma on Jul 4, 2010 22:35:04 GMT -5
Once again, may I ask, who said this would be easy?
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Post by cmc413 (aka Chrissy) on Jul 5, 2010 15:01:25 GMT -5
The Toad soon found out that the punishment for assaulting a feather was a two dollar fine (in quarters).
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Justin
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Live to Love, Love to Live
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Post by Justin on Jul 5, 2010 17:04:31 GMT -5
He then soured his jail cell for change, but all he found was $0.60 in one quarter and one dime.
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Post by kreacherxluver on Jul 6, 2010 14:42:28 GMT -5
Sad, he began to think of any possible friends he might have to bail him out; but then he saw the pay phone.
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Post by SquiggleTag on Jul 11, 2010 3:45:38 GMT -5
using the quater in the pay phone he decided to make a call to SPOTM.
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kovac
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I am the Alpha and the Omega.
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Post by kovac on Jul 11, 2010 3:49:59 GMT -5
dedicated SPOTM administration promised that they will bail him out, if he promised something...
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Post by CoNiGMa on Jul 14, 2010 19:20:43 GMT -5
...and that something was to kiss Lady Gaga and become a purple prince.
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Post by Enemynarwhal on Jul 17, 2010 1:28:07 GMT -5
He immediately decided that he would try to kill himself in a fashion most brutal, for anything was better than kissing that ugly thing that revolted him so.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2010 1:34:13 GMT -5
Then he realized he was stupid for thinking Lady Gaga was ugly, so he tried calling her, but all she would say is "Don't call my name Alejandro".
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Post by plainwhitepaper on Jul 18, 2010 17:26:58 GMT -5
Confused as to why his name would be Alejandro, the toad returned to the town hall, where he found some rather intriguing information on his birth certificate.
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Post by Jessica on Jul 19, 2010 0:38:47 GMT -5
The birth certificate said that he had a brother in Germany named Paprika.
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colonkay
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Indifferent about KD, just like the name.
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Post by colonkay on Jul 21, 2010 9:13:39 GMT -5
He then scoured his mind for any memory of Paprika, yet he could only remember once incident of his tadpolehood - the grave incident that left all of their siblings dead except Paprika and himself.
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Post by cmc413 (aka Chrissy) on Jul 21, 2010 15:56:43 GMT -5
He then decided to search for his brother and end the mystery of his past once and for all.
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Post by NormanTheOne on Jul 21, 2010 16:01:38 GMT -5
He searched for 20 years, and failed miserably, committing suicide.
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Post by Enemynarwhal on Jul 21, 2010 16:25:49 GMT -5
He then rose into the land of magical faires who told him they would give his life back and that Norman Theone would die instead of him because he's a total asshole and fuck that guy.
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Post by Jessica on Jul 21, 2010 23:17:17 GMT -5
He could get his life back under one condition: he would have to beat Norman in a duel.
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