Road
Meteorite
You still have a chance.
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Apr 9, 2010 14:38:45 GMT -5
Post by Road on Apr 9, 2010 14:38:45 GMT -5
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Apr 9, 2010 15:47:13 GMT -5
Post by bagelz on Apr 9, 2010 15:47:13 GMT -5
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
25. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 24 to write a song about it
How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, have the bass player do it.
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Apr 9, 2010 16:37:20 GMT -5
Post by Speckley on Apr 9, 2010 16:37:20 GMT -5
These are better told in person than in text, but I'll try describing them as much as I can. Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAA! (Said to the famous tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony) Q: What are Mario's overalls made out of? A: Denim denim denim. (Said to the first three notes of this tune.)
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mrretrofire
Meteor
Thats MR. retrofire to you.
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Apr 9, 2010 16:41:55 GMT -5
Post by mrretrofire on Apr 9, 2010 16:41:55 GMT -5
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It's going to be difficult to get me hard tonight. I just got laid by a chick.
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Apr 9, 2010 16:48:11 GMT -5
Post by Joey on Apr 9, 2010 16:48:11 GMT -5
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other"Man its hot in here" The other muffin replies"HOLY SHIRT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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jaw
Moon
Oh yeah!
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Apr 9, 2010 16:52:08 GMT -5
Post by jaw on Apr 9, 2010 16:52:08 GMT -5
A black guy, an italian guy and a polish guy are all construction workers, working on a building. It's now their lunch break. The black guy opens his lunchbox and sees fried chicken. He says "If i get fried chicken again I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself" The italian guy looks at his lunch and sees pasta. He says "If I get pasta again I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself" The polish guy opens his box and sees a baloney sandwhich. He says "If I get a bolone sandwhich again, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself.
The next day, they all jumped off the building and killed themselves. At the funeral, the wife of the black man is crying and says "If I knew he would've killed himself over that, I would've made him something else" THe wife of the italian women is also crying and says "If i knew he'd kill himself over that, I wouldve made him something else" The wife of the polish man, however, is shaking her head, and has a mad look on her face. She says "Fucking idiot made his own sandwhich."
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Apr 9, 2010 17:07:03 GMT -5
Post by Joey on Apr 9, 2010 17:07:03 GMT -5
A blind man walks into a bar. He starts telling a joke. "A polish man walks into a bar"
"whoa stop buddy" says the bartender "There are two polish weightlifters behind you, a polish boxer in front of you, and Im polish and I have connections to the mafia. Now do you really want to tell that joke?"
The man replies, "No, I dont want to repeat it 4 times"
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