zlith
Meteorite
The darkness is a friend
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Post by zlith on Mar 5, 2010 18:53:40 GMT -5
granted but you are an abomination and the halfs are separated.
I wish everything was dead.
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Post by Ricky on Mar 5, 2010 21:08:50 GMT -5
granted but its only because everyone becomes vampires
I wish for a honey deep donut just out of the oven in perfect condition
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 5, 2010 21:09:54 GMT -5
Granted, I steal it
I wish that I could prove that God was real, good, all-powerful, all-knowing, and accepting of everyone
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Post by OEBlaze on Mar 6, 2010 1:07:45 GMT -5
Granted, but He condemns you to Hell because you didn't believe in him without proof.
I wish I was motivated.
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Post by zAkAtAk on Mar 6, 2010 2:28:57 GMT -5
Granted, but you become motivated to become a father and get a girl pregnant.
I wish I had clean laundry.
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Post by dearamber on Mar 6, 2010 2:38:16 GMT -5
Granted, you end up using the last bottle of laundry soap in the entire universe.
I wish I had a pet koala bear.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 6, 2010 9:35:59 GMT -5
Granted, it goes rabid and rips someone's face off. You are sued and wind up giving the koala as punitive damages
I wish I was the world's best stage actor
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Post by tomspeed97 on Mar 6, 2010 11:49:50 GMT -5
Granted, you are assassinated by another actor who doesn't like you, named Miguel.
I wish that Infinity Ward didn't screw up the PC version of Modern Warfare 2.
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Post by OEBlaze on Mar 6, 2010 13:36:11 GMT -5
Granted, they screwed up the 360 version, and I kill you for breaking my game.
I wish I had a fully-functioning Iron Man suit!
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Post by Ryan on Mar 6, 2010 17:25:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you gain weight and don't fit in it.
I wish I had telepathy.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 0:03:25 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone else has it too, so it doesn't really matter.
I wish that I never had to do homework.
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Post by Dimstow on Mar 7, 2010 0:18:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't learn anything else form school at all, graduate an idiot and become a smelly hobo
I wish I could play guitar
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Post by OEBlaze on Mar 7, 2010 0:27:31 GMT -5
Granted but you die at age 27
I wish I was skinny enough to fit into my fully-functioning Iron Man suit.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 0:29:27 GMT -5
Granted, but you're so amazing at playing that whenever you start to play all of the strings snap.
I wish for lamp to put away the person who's going to corrupt this wish.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 0:48:08 GMT -5
I'll do both!
OEBlaze: Granted, but you get stuck inside and die because you can't perform basic functions when inside the suit.
Tyme4aNewDay: Granted, but I also wished for a lamp that made it so that you never wished for a lamp in the first place.
I wish that my life was a musical.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 0:50:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it's High School Musical IV I wish I didn't have attention deficit hyper..... (
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 0:56:57 GMT -5
Granted, but you are so *extremely* dull and slow that everyone who you talk to falls into a 20 year coma.
I wish my pants were purple.
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Post by dandelions8910 on Mar 7, 2010 1:24:56 GMT -5
Granted, but they're purple horse hair.
I wish for more time to do the things I want to do.
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Post by Dimstow on Mar 7, 2010 2:05:22 GMT -5
granted but your immortal and you have to watch everyoen you love die
I wish my cat were blue
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Brad
Meteorite
One of the last remaining Crazy Canucks.
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Post by Brad on Mar 7, 2010 2:49:50 GMT -5
Granted but you now get sick by the sight of blue
I wish I had a better amp
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