Time to write! After I had a talk with Fiona, I cleared out in my head what I have to write.
Girl: I am not really the person that will look at the appearance... I just want to look good while standing next to her, which means that she should be better looking than me. It's a must. She must look stunning, compared to me. This is not very hard, considering that I am not Olivia Wilde myself. But if you want to know what I like the most on girls, I can list it.
Hair: I don't care about the colour. All I care about is that it has to be natural, no hair dye and stuff that will ruin it. I want it to be fully natural and healthy.
Eyes: Any, but I am trying to avoid the eyes that have a natural cold stare, like light blue eyes. They scare me.
Height: I have a height complex. I don't want to look too short. So, the girl mustn't be too much taller than me. She needs to be around my height. Shorter is fine.
Weight: I don't want my girl to starve herself. The curves are sexy and they indicate health, something that I like.
Skin complexion: Hello, I am not a racist. Any. I may have a thing for tanned girls (no, not the Oompa Loompa tan, I mean the Mediterranean tan) or pure white Scandinavians, but if I fall in love with a black or yellow skinned girl, I won't say no.
Style: I have to admit that I have a weird thing for butch girls... But femme or verse are awesome. Still, if a girl comes to me with short hair, a plaid shirt and ripped jeans and pushes me against the wall, kissing me, I'll be like
Personality. There we go, here comes the difficult part. There are two basic musts for my perfect girl.
Honesty -
LoyaltyIf she is honest and loyal to her only one (who is me, hopefully), I am happy. Still, I get bored easily, so she needs something in order to keep me. Let's start.
She needs to have the brains to have a talk with me without having to Google every second word that I say. Also, she needs to have the balls (NOT LITERALLY!) in order to oppose my opinion when she doesn't feel that I am correct. I don't want a woman that will say "yes" all the time. If she doesn't like something, I want her to stand up and fucking say it. These balls need to be harmonized with the brains, because as much as I like it when a woman stands up against me, I hate it when she tries to fight me only with loud voice and no arguments. Gather your thoughts girl and then... Let's debate. Then, I want her to not be like a koala. I mean that I don't want her to cling to me all the time. I want her to have her hobbies and her friends, because I may not be available all the time. Who is available all the time anyway? I want an independent girl, not someone who will follow me everywhere like a dog. She's not an accessory, she's my girlfriend. From previous experience, I know that this kind of girls is the worst one, because there's high chance of psychological problems lurking under her skin. So far we have...
Intelligence,
power and
independenceMoving on. One more thing that I find important is the ability to understand when something is wrong. I am a person that keeps everything inside. I want her to understand when I am sad or angry, so that she'll force me to talk. I know that I'll be doing that for her, so I want her to do the same. Also, I want her to be able to take initiative. No, I am not talking about sex (
only). I mean that I want her to ask me to go out with her for dinner, for a walk, for a coffee with friends. I'll be doing that, but if she doesn't do the same, I'll feel like I am forcing her to go out. This shows psychological problems again. Last thing for this section, I want her to be able to handle my silence at times. I don't like talking all the time. Sometimes I adore lying down and just looking at the ceiling.
We have
empathy,
ability to take initiative,
patience.
Let's move on to the less important details, but still appreciated if existent. I would like my girl to be a
nerd, like me. I want her to grab the controller and instead of shouting at me for playing for so long, I want her to shout at me that she wants to play as well. I am a gamer chick. I want her to be one too. Do you know what can happen with a gamer chick? Cosplay. MMMMMMMM. I like that. Also, I want her to be able to try new stuff. Yes, this one is entirely about sex. No more details. I want her to have humour... It's very important. I also want her to be a bit sarcastic at times, but not all the time, because I get pissed. And for the final touch, I want her to be "playful". *straight face*
As for her habits, I will only say that I don't want her to be cutting herself. I want her to be creative, do stuff that give her an artistic aura. I would love it if I'd date a writer, a painter or a musician. I appreciate the arts.
That's all I think. I may have forgotten something, but I always forget. I need a girl to remind me, apparently. So, she also has to be attentive.
I am out.
