Aoi
Meteorite
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Post by Aoi on Apr 1, 2010 0:44:02 GMT -5
Come on guys. Seriously? OBVIOUSLY we should be voting for BREE. And uh... since... well... everybody is coming clean... I'll admit it. It's me guys. Dan. You know... Dan Brown. I just needed to make a side account, disguising myself as a normal member just so I can truely get to the inside of the community. You know what I mean? Since I am such a big figure on the moon, sometimes, people aren't all that honest. I'll admit it now. I have been trying to listen in to your secret talks on the skype conversations... and maybe... I guess I'll admit it. I've been making sure you guys aren't turning against me or anything. But it's all cool right? You've seen me here on this account... I'm just a normal person guys! You treat me on this account as a normal person... This is just a lesson for all of you. No need to be all nervous around me. I'm just a normal person. Have normal conversations with me. This account and the Dan Brown account. I admit, I've been a bad person for hiding my identity from you guys like this. I'm sorry, and I hope we can just move along. Now that you've read this, please don't tell anyone. Pretend I'm Jocelyn again, forget that it's me, Dan. Alright? Now, go on with your day. Go on! GUYS! HE'S LYING! IT'S REALLY BRUCE WILLIS, BACK FOR REVENGE!!! HE'S TRYING TO MAKE US THINK IT'S DAN! SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!! I AGREE! IT'S NOT DAN! IT'S BRUCE WILLIS!
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Post by Dimstow on Apr 1, 2010 0:50:14 GMT -5
I refuse to throw my support behind anyone without a Beard that is truly Mighty!
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Post by Bruce Wilis on Apr 1, 2010 0:57:42 GMT -5
IMPEACH THAT DAN BROWN IMPOSTOR!!! I SHALL REIGN IN HIS STEAD!!! NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS, AND ACCEPT ME AS YOUR RULER!!!
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Post by Insane_Zang on Apr 1, 2010 1:02:48 GMT -5
*bows before King Willis*
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Post by hey light on Apr 1, 2010 4:43:59 GMT -5
This can't be true. It's probably an april fools day joke.
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Post by Tyrope on Apr 1, 2010 4:45:01 GMT -5
I... Am... Shocked. i didn't realize it was april fools' untill that post, dangit!
forgot to plan pranks, oh well.
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Post by click3tyclick on Apr 1, 2010 5:56:46 GMT -5
This can't be true. It's probably an april fools day joke. Oh my God, could it be?
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Post by hey light on Apr 1, 2010 7:16:37 GMT -5
Both of you are being sarcastic, right?
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Post by click3tyclick on Apr 1, 2010 7:20:17 GMT -5
Both of you are being sarcastic, right? Of course not. Wait, I thought you were being sarcastic. So that means we're not electing Bruce Willis? Sad face.
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Post by hey light on Apr 1, 2010 7:23:38 GMT -5
Both of you are being sarcastic, right? Of course not. Wait, I thought you were being sarcastic. So that means we're not electing Bruce Willis? Sad face. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
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LegacyOfPaper
Moon
Why yes, I would like a side of fries
Posts: 178
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Post by LegacyOfPaper on Apr 1, 2010 7:40:36 GMT -5
You do realize you're 70 years old, right? Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief, I do age. Well, seeing how your roundhouse kick potentially reverses the spin of the Earth, I could see how you might lose count every now and then. Contrary to popular beli- No wait, I can do that.
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Post by click3tyclick on Apr 1, 2010 8:08:37 GMT -5
Of course not. Wait, I thought you were being sarcastic. So that means we're not electing Bruce Willis? Sad face. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Oh my God! Are you sure of that? It just seems so unlikely!
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AGaW
Moon
Why is everyone dancing? PANIC!
Posts: 104
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Post by AGaW on Apr 1, 2010 9:10:35 GMT -5
Y'all postin' in a troll thread.
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Post by hey light on Apr 1, 2010 9:14:21 GMT -5
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Oh my God! Are you sure of that? It just seems so unlikely! Okay. Now you're being sarcastic.
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Post by click3tyclick on Apr 1, 2010 9:23:29 GMT -5
Oh my God! Are you sure of that? It just seems so unlikely! Okay. Now you're being sarcastic. I've always been.
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Post by hey light on Apr 1, 2010 9:28:18 GMT -5
Okay. Now you're being sarcastic. I've always been. Nevermind.
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Linus
Star
Life is complex; it has both real and imaginary components
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Post by Linus on Apr 1, 2010 9:58:57 GMT -5
Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief, I do age. No, age does you.
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Post by Danielle on Apr 1, 2010 10:34:10 GMT -5
Also, you do know that impeaching is NOT removing someone from their position, right? Orly? Hmm. Well according to Wikipedia it is accusing a leader of unlawful activity. I'm pretty sure trying to take over the universe is a bit unlawful. I mean, uh. THAT WAS PART OF THE JOKE. LOL. It is accusing, but impeachments RARELY lead to removal of position.
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Post by zAkAtAk on Apr 1, 2010 10:58:37 GMT -5
Alright. Thread stopped being funny at around the second page.
/end thread.
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Post by Johncoyne on Apr 1, 2010 11:00:51 GMT -5
HOLY SHIRT. I'M CONFUSED.
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