Quarter Machine What will you get?

[Norwegian]

You receive a lighter.

I insert a cup of shaved ice. I now have 9004 quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a flower, a note with unidentifiable writing and a punch in the jaw.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 4:

EXP Bar: [|---------------------------------------------] 1/50

[Matthew]

you get a bowl of rhubarb.

I insert a quarter. I have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 13 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, and a lighter.

Exp
30 exp total
10 till level 2.

[Norwegian]

You receive a table cloth.

When level 4, you get to choose between:

-One free item steal for each new level,
-10 free quarters with each new level,
-20 free exp steal with each lvl.

I choose free steal, and took foorganders' empty can of Diet coke.

I insert a flower. I now have 9004 quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a note with unidentifiable writing, a punch in the jaw, an empty can of Diet Coke and a bowl of rhubarb.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 4:

EXP Bar: [|||-------------------------------------------] 3/50

[monker59]

You receive a bill for $2249.75

I insert a quarter.
I have 16 quarters, a rubber eyeball, a kick in the crotch, and a can opener.

[Norwegian]

You receive a bowler hat.

I switch my money to four thousand dollar bills, a five houndred dollar bill, and 3 quarters.

I insert an empty can of diet coke. I now have four thousand dollar bills, a five houndred dollar bill, three quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a note with unidentifiable writing, a punch in the jaw and a bowl of rhubarb.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 4:

EXP Bar: [|||||-----------------------------------------] 5/50

[Matthew]

the machine spits out the diet coke, now full.

I insert 1 quarter. I have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 13 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, a lighter, and a tablecloth.

Exp

10/30 till level 2.

[Norwegian]

You receive a chocolate cake.

I switch my money to four thousand dollar bills, a five houndred dollar bill, and 3 quarters.

I insert a note with unidentifiable writing. I now have four thousand dollar bills, a five houndred dollar bill, three quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a full can of diet coke, a punch in the jaw and a bowl of rhubarb.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 4:

EXP Bar: [|||||||---------------------------------------] 7/50

[Matthew]

you receive a magical box that grants you, me, and the next two other people to post 5 exp points.

I insert 1 quarter. I have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 12 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, a lighter, a tablecloth, and a chocolate cake.

Exp

15/30 till level 2.

[monker59]

You receive a clown wig.

I insert a quarter.
I now have 15 quarters, a rubber eyeball, a kick in the crotch, a can opener and a bowler hat.

Experience:
5xp

(BTW Norwegian, when I said you received a "bill" for $2249.75, I didn't mean a "dollar bill" I mean you received a bill that needed to be paid. Sorry for the vagueness of my reply.)

[Matthew]

so i's presuming we have decided that the exp works as follows:
20 for level 1
30 (50 total) for level 2
40 (90 total) for level 3

and so on? cause that's what's Norwegian is doing.

Anyway you get a hair clip.

I insert 1 quarter. I have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 11 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, a lighter, a tablecloth, a chocolate cake, and a clown wig.

Exp

15/30 till level 2.

[Norwegian]

You receive a pineapple.

I loose my money from the bill + interests.

I insert the now payed bill. I now have a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a full can of diet coke, a punch in the jaw and a bowl of rhubarb.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)+(5xp (magical box))*2(double exp perk)

Level 4:

EXP Bar: [|||||||||||||||||||---------------------------] 19/50

[Matthew]

You get a DS lite.

I insert 1 quarter. I have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 10 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, a lighter, a tablecloth, a chocolate cake, a clown wig, and a pineapple.

Exp

15/30 till level 2.

[chamoky]

you get a make up kit.

i insert 1 quarter. I now have 17 quarters a vacuum cleaner and a vending machine

Level 0

Exp
0/10

[mhart29]

you get a pokeball
I insert 20 quarters i have nothing

[Matthew]

you get 21 quarters you silly bastard.

i insert mah diet coke can. i have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 10 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke, a lighter, a tablecloth, a chocolate cake, a clown wig, a pineapple, and a make up kit.

[shelby]

You get a dead racoon.

I insert one quarter.
I now have 19 quarters.

[morbidbarbie]

You got a Canadian flag

I insert one quarter.
Now I have 19 quarters left.

[dentedface]

You receive no-longer-being-on-this-site
You all receive this thread continuing after about a year of silence.

I insert 1 coin.

I haz 16 coins, and a stylized 42 Print-out left.
and quarter recovery and guaranteed exp.
lvl 3!

progress:
12/45 exp.