Randomness contest

[gamerjln]

Hello anyone who is a true Dan Brown fan and owns a computer.?? I am hosting a contest to see who can be the most random. Whoever wins will get their very own username posted on a thread all their own. In rrreeeeaaaalllyyyyy big letters and stuff. The only rules are:

1) It has to make sense (EX:two camels in a tiny car)

2) ewe can't be a sore loser if you don't win.
Just post a reply and I will RANDOMLY make a time for it to end.

[Yokailo]

Um. This forum is not about who is the true Dan Brown fan

Other than that, good luck xD

[newschooled]

Penguin milk stole my beefcake pantyhose in the snowman drive thru.

[shinigami345]

Now baby I'm Tha Rippeeerrrrrr your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Claire I'll be right there
niggas copy everything we say
Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA
Ridin and Swirvin, kush Im blown
Doors wide, my trunk bark like eddie rolls
I dont take hoes I never tip tha stripper
I'm rich bitch, but you can call me cheap tha ripper
Shell toes? Yes
P.R.P.S Theres a man riding a horse on top of my chest
polo fresh, I am z' man
I be slam dunkin and tanqueray shots wit Lebron
I told niggas to keep it Carmello ok?
rolled past dave's told them hello and hey
Me and Cash on somthin' holy on 23's hoe
Back windows say MAMA MEL BICHO
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
Thats why you can catch me in DC shoes
I quit the team, but believe im ballin'
Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'
30's on my Chevorlete call me supa dupa
Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta
Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa
Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 415's woke up thee neighbors
Interior croc-a-dile alli-ga-tor
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

The most random thing that still makes sense ever. I'll elaborate on how it makes sense line by line. The first line he says who he is he's Chip da Ripperrrrr and he's a scary gangsta that scares your baby daddies. The second line he says where he usually is Claire is French for "Bright,Clear,Pale" which describes his location (he's probably by a club or a lake). The third line tells something about where he go to get his cars worked on Louie Frames is a car shop in Fresno, CA and the part about the GPA suggests what people do when they look at his cars. The fourth line says what he does when he drives he smokes high quality Marijuana (kush) and he swerves. The fourth line he describes opening his doors and trunk whilst he drives the part about the eddie rolls suggests that his trunk is very loud and obnoxious because of his sound system in it. The fifth line suggests he doesn't need to pay women to sleep with him hes so awesome they just come to him and want it. The sixth line is how much money he rolls with but how little he spends of it. The next line is the kind of shoes he wears. This next line describes the pants and shirts he wears. This 8th line describes another kind of shirt he wears and what he thinks of himself in it. The 9th line describes what he does when he goes a clubbing he drinks shots of tanquery which is gin and slam dunkin and he does it with Lebron James a famous basketball player. The next line he tells how he asks people to roll Carmello is a type of primate. This next line describes where he sometimes goes in this case Dave's and he says Hello and Hey to him. The next line tells more about his car he has 23 inch rims. More about his car in the next line this time it's the back windows and what they say. This next line he tells more about what he likes to do in this case grind like a skateboarder more likely he has it done to him instead of him doing it to someone else. The next line the DC shoes are shoes worn by skaters so he suggests here that he's also a skater. The next line describes how he quit a team but thinks he's still good but in reality he probably isn't. The 20th verse describes how he got started rapping he either wants money or you to stop callin'. The 21st verse he tells more about his cars he drives this one has 30 inch rims so you know he rolls in style. The next line is about a movie he likes which is called Roots and it involves a character named Kunta and is about African-Americans on the ride over on the slave ships and Kunta would have a whip and whip them. The next line describes how there is a pedophile (Rivera) sitting on the bull's best hoopa and he doesn't like it one bit. The next line describes his feelings to the people that ride on 20 inch rims he thinks they're small like oompa loompas the orange guys from willie wanka's candy factory that he hires as almost slaves but not quite to do manual labor around the factory. The next line describes how people that have bad behavior or do something illegal will get locked up in jail and it ties in with the song because he feels strongly about it. The third line from the bottom suggests what he likes to do also he likes to call San Francisco and make a big fuss about it such that thee neighbors get waken up. The second to last line tells more about his car this time it's interior which is made from crocodile and alligator skin. The last line describes the size and awesomeness of his car it's so big and has so many screens it's like a movie theater. This all ties together in a song about Chip's life and what he do and how he feel and all that. Sorry if the lines are a bit off but you can follow it pretty well

[earth]

a chocolate covered butterfly flew into space but unfortunately hit a restaurant shaped meteorite and fell back to earth only to realize it had been traveling at light speed so everything was older. i, being fifty years old by that time and wearing spongebob underpants, then proceeded to eat it. then i drank some water to digest. but it came right back out and flew right back into space and landed on the moon. except it was the north pole so there was no one there soit got lonely and ate itself with some jelly.

[BestUsernameEvar]

Meh liekz to makez sandiwhes.

(btw, this contest is pointless)

[chelseeyuh]

Jun 20, 2010 1:47:14 GMT -5 gamerjln said:

Hello anyone who is a true Dan Brown fan

Who's that?

[Ferrrrrre]

This is not the bathroom? =S [/lost]

[gamerjln]

Hello evaryone out there. I the host of this contest that does hav a point and is not pointless...?? I am deciding to do two things to this contest to make it more interesting.

1)the end date shall be June 27. Exactly one week from now.

2)when I pick my favs I will pick the top 2 and everyone on the moon will vote for the best in a seperate thread. In that thread their names will be in medium-large letters for at least a half prize and stuff if they don't win.

And btw a rap about a gangsters life isn't random if I had wanted that I couldve listned to a rap song by eminem.

[newschooled]

[Tyrope]

newschooled wins, hands down.[/thread]

[Alex]

Dawgs >:3

[click3tyclick]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

[Johncoyne]

Ok, so, like, one time, I was going through my filing cabinet and I happened to come across a small baby in my files. It was a very strange baby. First of all, it was dead. Second, it had giant wings. Coming out of its fingers. It was the strangest thing I had ever seen. After that, the baby bit me with its giant finger wings. It was dead, but it bit me. It was the strangest thing I had ever seen. Finally, a giant purple hippopotamus drinking a cubic kilometer of buttermilk came out of my throat. It was all like, "Yo, John. You gotta take the switch off of your flambuctionator in order to be able to burn the rope and defeat the grinning colossus. So I did. Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory. I have a wife and a dog and a family. One day, my boss said that I should spin buttons with my penis. I filed a sexual harassment charge against him but he wasn't found guilty. He was well-known for his big hit "Billie Jean". He died recently. That made me very happy. His name was Commodore General Florrington. He used to sell carpets in a small shoebox made of dinosaurs.

I LOVE YOU.

Anyway, yesterday, at band camp, I sprained my femur. It hurt like... your mom. Luckilikilikciliky, I went to Walmart and they gave me six new ones. It made me soooo happy. I never have to worry about my femur again. YAY! So tell me forum, do you like MY QUICHE? My quiche is very delicious. It has eggs, bacon, cheese, and a hint of spinach in it. I got the recipe from Ellen Degeneres. She said that she made it for John Travolta and Commodore General Florrington ALL the time. It's FREAKING DELICIOUS. IT'S THE TITS.


Hi! Yesterday, when I was at Walmart, this little guy came up to me and he was like, "HAVE YOU FOUND WALDO YET?!?!"

I was like, "I like strawberries"

He was like, "Holy SHIRT, my pants are on ice"

I was like, "Yeah, I know, I have to get some text boxes for Bo Bice, he was running out"

He was like, "Fish?"

I was like, "Stop it, you filthy racist. No one loves you anymore."

He was like, "So, uh, anyway, GODSPELL"

I was like, "Which is your favorite musical by Stephen Sondheim?"

Warning, NSFW: www.evk.de/img/content/an%C3%A4sthesiologie/team.jpg

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globalvillagebrisbane.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gv-brisbane-masterchef-2009-1.jpg


Aren't those the BEST screenshots of Firefox EVAR?!

No?

Really? Are you sure?

Dammit.

Are you really still reading?

Well, obviously.

im like rlyyy randomw and SHIRT milem that woiok

[shinigami345]

Jun 20, 2010 17:16:42 GMT -5 Tyrope said:

newschooled wins, hands down.[/thread]

actually it has to make sense and I can't make a lick of sense as to why two fat guys ray ramono and w/e the f that other thing is are pouring milk on a woman.

[Benyamin]

The brown thign scares the bedevil out of me

[shinigami345]

Ray Ramono holding that brown thing makes me think twice everytime I watch Everyone Loves Raymond

[Benyamin]

the brown thing has some hairy genitalia

[Johncoyne]

Guys, stop it. You're making it impossible for my llama cheese to curdle while Miley Cyrus rides a couch bear to the end of the your-momiverse.

[shinigami345]

For many seconds, the kingdoms of Peregham and Stiltshire were at war. The farmers of Peregham clashed with the wet Stiltshire on many a battlefield in knots of sharp-edged printers and water. The tide of power swayed quickly from one side to the other and back again, yet neither force was able to attain a distinct advantage over the other.

At long last, King Steve of Peregham hatched a plan with his First Cop, Anwyk Arisses. In secret, Anwyk plummeted to the depths of his sanguine hovel for 666 eons, during which time he concentrated his power on pawing a scarlet matress with which the King could ridicule Stiltshire once and for all. Strict orders from the King kept anyone from throwing him. He neither sniffled nor waddled nor curdled but rather used a small residue of his dry power to keep himself emaciated.

When, at last, Anwyk Arisses emerged from his truth, he was worn, haggard, green, and whithered, a shadow of his former self. He ascended the steps to the toaster room slowly, amongst hushed whispers. Presenting the product of his efforts to the King, he laid it at his feet with a hollow bow and backed away.

Distraught as the King was that the pawing had taken so much life out of his uncle and First Cop, he was nevertheless pleased with the results. He took the matress from the floor and placed it upon his eye.

The fates, however, were not to let it be. Before King Steve could wield the matress in battle, the pizza dilevery boy Murkon, weak of will and melted by the awesome power of the matress, ate all of his kings and made off with the matress in the night. Wielding the matress's power, Murkon petted a full labyrinth in the earth and secluded himself in its depths. For added protection, he summoned mythical ewes to populate and wallop it.

Both King Steve and King Charlene were incensed at what had transpired, each poking the other, vowing to crush each other in escalated warfare. In a desperate effort to kill his mathematical kingdom from patriotism, King Steve called upon a small group of the best truck drivers the land had seen and asked them to attempt to sew Murkon's refuge and bring back the coveted matress.

The matress, alas, was Peregham's last hope.