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Post by Ricky on Aug 5, 2010 15:05:34 GMT -5
All I'm asking you is to die and be put in a hole behind a giant rock, just like Jesus did ;D
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Engesa Green once more
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Once upon a time there was a suggestion that we should all write our names on our profile. I'm Ebbe.
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Post by Engesa Green once more on Aug 5, 2010 20:05:03 GMT -5
All I'm asking is that you wreck up a market place inside a church, just like Jesus did.
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 6, 2010 22:46:48 GMT -5
All I am asking you is to preach your own personal dogma, which incidentally causes political instability, like Jesus
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thelighterdark
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne [Tim Robbins], The Shawshawnk Redemption, 1994
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Post by thelighterdark on Aug 7, 2010 2:05:30 GMT -5
All I'm asking you is to make a $30,000,000 movie starring Mel Gibson and Bruce Davey, just like Jesus.
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Tido
Planet
Long live lazyness
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Post by Tido on Aug 8, 2010 5:08:49 GMT -5
All I'm asking you is get long hevyMetal hair , just like old Jesus
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 8, 2010 7:12:45 GMT -5
All I am asking you is to break the laws of physics. Just like Jesus
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thelighterdark
Planet
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne [Tim Robbins], The Shawshawnk Redemption, 1994
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Post by thelighterdark on Aug 8, 2010 12:38:16 GMT -5
All I am asking you to do is be the main character in the New Testament, just like Jesus.
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 8, 2010 23:10:39 GMT -5
All I am asking you to do it to be born of a virgin, like Jesus
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thelighterdark
Planet
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne [Tim Robbins], The Shawshawnk Redemption, 1994
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Post by thelighterdark on Aug 9, 2010 2:41:30 GMT -5
All I'm asking you to do is be omnipotent, like Jesus.
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Post by Kevak on Aug 9, 2010 5:35:19 GMT -5
lol'd  Get it? No? |
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Tido
Planet
Long live lazyness
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Post by Tido on Aug 9, 2010 5:51:16 GMT -5
lol'd Get it? No? Haha'hAhAHahahAHa ;D ;D |
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Post by Ricky on Aug 9, 2010 10:35:27 GMT -5
lol'd Get it? No? This is hilarious xD |
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 9, 2010 13:57:06 GMT -5
All I am asking you is to do miraculous things, and then get 4 people who lived after you died to think back and write books about it, like Jesus
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thelighterdark
Planet
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne [Tim Robbins], The Shawshawnk Redemption, 1994
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Post by thelighterdark on Aug 9, 2010 15:33:12 GMT -5
All I am asking you to do is be the prophet of God, like Jesus.
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 10, 2010 12:26:00 GMT -5
All I am asking you is to have a large group of people hanging on your every word, like Jesus
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thelighterdark
Planet
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne [Tim Robbins], The Shawshawnk Redemption, 1994
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Post by thelighterdark on Aug 14, 2010 17:54:56 GMT -5
All I'm asking you to do is show your Old Testament wrath, just like Jesus.
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olatnip
Moon
Jonathan Rodriguez on skype :D
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Post by olatnip on Aug 14, 2010 18:12:34 GMT -5
All I'm asking you to do is talk through a burning bush like Jesus did.
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Post by merezko on Aug 15, 2010 4:55:16 GMT -5
all im asking you to do is become famous and then exactly 2010 years 8 months 15 days and 2hours have a bunch bored people make fun of ewe over the internet
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Post by jmejia1187 on Aug 18, 2010 11:22:12 GMT -5
All I am asking you is to get a peadophilic blowjob, like jesus  |
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Aug 18, 2010 16:25:36 GMT -5
all im asking you to do is tell people you will be back in a few years and never come back, like jesus did
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