Pirates vs Ninjas?

[Jake]

The ultimate battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!
Give the answer to the two most asked questions:
1. Who would win in a fight?
2. Who is more awesome?

I put this in Polls rather than Debate Club because Debate Club seems like a more serious area of conversation.

Oh, and here's Dan Brown's opinion:

[zAkAtAk]

Dan Brown advocates being drunk, pillaging, and raping women.

[Yokailo]

I first voted and then watched the video. And I agree with Dan.
Though my idea of a pirate is Jack Sparrow. And Jack is way more awesome than ANY ninja EVER. Period.

[Dimstow]

Zak be trollin'

I think everyone is forgetting a huge thing here:

Pirates pretty much stay in the sea, the ocean, and ninja ain't got no gills
pirates win due to boat owning, just saying


nah I'm playing, ninja's ftw

[darkless]

Ninja: Information gathering specialist

Pirate: Highly trained military naval crew gone rouge

Pirates win.

[redkneehighsocks]

Pirates are definitley more awsome, but like, they would totally fail in a fight with ninjas.
thats my vote

[stephen5000]

Pirates aren't exactly fighters. They are seafaring thugs, and they literally stink! So no thank you!

Ninjas are well-trained martial artists and masters of stealth. The only downside is that killing thing.

[Nakor]

Pirates are awesome, but ninjas would win.

Exception for any anime nuts out there: One Piece's crew would clean house with Naruto's crew.

[stephen5000]

Mar 31, 2010 0:32:19 GMT -5 Nakor said:

Exception for any anime nuts out there: One Piece's crew would clean house with Naruto's crew.

Well, that means fake pirates would beat fake ninjas. lol

[Dimstow]

I have taken some time and I've reviewed my opinion, after considering many many things I have decided, once and for all, who's side I stand in this ongoing, truly epic debate

And I choose Pirates

lets me explain

First lets review these 2 images:





Now as you can clearly see, the Pirate has 1 advantage, 1 single point of absolute awesome that cannot be disputed

He has a beard

Now some would say that 'The ninja's face is covered! he too could possess a beard!'

and too that I say
Blasphemy! To cover one's beard is too not have a beard at all! If you can produce the sheer awesome, the pure stream on manliness that can only be physically expressed in the form of the a Bush of Pure Manhood, then that man should, Nay, Must! wear that beard proudly and cover it for no reason.

I think we can all agree on the importance of this revelation, please reconsider you opinions, Pirates must be supported, their beards are testament to a level of Awesome that simply can not be ignored

[Benyamin]

Mar 31, 2010 23:35:59 GMT -5 Dimstow said:

I have taken some time and I've reviewed my opinion, after considering many many things I have decided, once and for all, who's side I stand in this ongoing, truly epic debate

And I choose Pirates

lets me explain

First lets review these 2 images:





Now as you can clearly see, the Pirate has 1 advantage, 1 single point of absolute awesome that cannot be disputed

He has a beard

Now some would say that 'The ninja's face is covered! he too could possess a beard!'

and too that I say
Blasphemy! To cover one's beard is too not have a beard at all! If you can produce the sheer awesome, the pure stream on manliness that can only be physically expressed in the form of the a Bush of Pure Manhood, then that man should, Nay, Must! wear that beard proudly and cover it for no reason.

I think we can all agree on the importance of this revelation, please reconsider you opinions, Pirates must be supported, their beards are testament to a level of Awesome that simply can not be ignored

awesome...

[Wolfdude]

If the ninja is like Raiden in MGS4, then the pirates are doomed and un-awesome. Otherwise, its a draw in awesome.

[Wolfdude]

Mar 31, 2010 23:35:59 GMT -5 Dimstow said:

I have taken some time and I've reviewed my opinion, after considering many many things I have decided, once and for all, who's side I stand in this ongoing, truly epic debate

And I choose Pirates

lets me explain

First lets review these 2 images:





Now as you can clearly see, the Pirate has 1 advantage, 1 single point of absolute awesome that cannot be disputed

He has a beard

Now some would say that 'The ninja's face is covered! he too could possess a beard!'

and too that I say
Blasphemy! To cover one's beard is too not have a beard at all! If you can produce the sheer awesome, the pure stream on manliness that can only be physically expressed in the form of the a Bush of Pure Manhood, then that man should, Nay, Must! wear that beard proudly and cover it for no reason.

I think we can all agree on the importance of this revelation, please reconsider you opinions, Pirates must be supported, their beards are testament to a level of Awesome that simply can not be ignored

Yes, but what if he needs to protect his awesome? The pirate has no respect for his beard!!!

[Dimstow]

Apr 3, 2010 11:57:11 GMT -5 Wolfdude said:

Yes, but what if he needs to protect his awesome? The pirate has no respect for his beard!!!

Alas, you must never have been in the presence of a true Beard
A real Beard need not be covered, for it's sheer aura of Awesome protects it from most anything, and a true Beard Owner doesn't fear for his beard, no, He wears his beard proudly so other may see that the Awesome that is contained in a Beard has chosen to bless him with it's presence

[Deleted]

Mar 31, 2010 0:32:19 GMT -5 Nakor said:

Pirates are awesome, but ninjas would win.

Exception for any anime nuts out there: One Piece's crew would clean house with Naruto's crew.

totally true although, Sage naruto might win from luffy
and Anime sucks, Manga pwns

[stephen5000]

Apr 3, 2010 16:37:48 GMT -5 @crracktheskye said:

Anime sucks, Manga pwns

I totally agree with that; even with shows like One Piece and Naruto, the manga is definitely better.

[zAkAtAk]

Apr 4, 2010 0:19:36 GMT -5 stephen5000 said:

Apr 3, 2010 16:37:48 GMT -5 @crracktheskye said:

Anime sucks, Manga pwns

I totally agree with that; even with shows like One Piece and Naruto, the manga is definitely better.

There's a difference?

[Deleted]

Apr 4, 2010 0:46:55 GMT -5 zAkAtAk said:

Apr 4, 2010 0:19:36 GMT -5 stephen5000 said:

I totally agree with that; even with shows like One Piece and Naruto, the manga is definitely better.

There's a difference?

yeah, Anime are what we would call "cartoons", so animated, on TV, whatever definition you would give it, while Manga are the comic books.

The problem with anime is that it's too commercial, which makes the stories slow. I only watch specific parts of anime, such as fights that I know that will be awesome when animated, or extra parts that don't appear in the manga, but seem really interesting.

[RandiKthxxx]

Pirates are total badasses that go around doing whatever the hell they please, or in short, AWESOME!

[Duffy ze Emu]

Lets look at the weaponry.

Ninjas:
Swords
Shurikan
Stealth

Pirates:
Swords
Guns
Ships
Cannons
Badassery

Pirates win. They can stay away from the ninjas (at sea) and blow the hell out of them with cannons.

Also the beard factor.