Irish Drinking Song!!!!

[Yokailo]

1. When the hair started growing,
2. I noticed it was orange,
3. I ran into my bedroom,
4. But got caught in the door-hinge.
5. At this point i was screaming,
6. But I don't know why,
7. Everythin got blurry
8. I had hair in my eye!

Oh haydee daydee daydee day, do-daydee daydee dai..

1. I once went to the bathroom,

[Norwegian]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,

[UnfairBear]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,

[frowgboy]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,
4. Then ripped out an eyelash!

[ItsCarterYo]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,
4. Then ripped out an eyelash!
5. But when I looked down,

[Johncoyne]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,
4. Then ripped out an eyelash!
5. But when I looked down,
6. I swear, it happened in a flash,

[Joey]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,
4. Then ripped out an eyelash!
5. But when I looked down,
6. I swear, it happened in a flash,
7. There was an eyeball in the sink

[redkneehighsocks]

1. I once went to the bathroom,
2. To shave off my moustache,
3. I got a little nervous,
4. Then ripped out an eyelash!
5. But when I looked down,
6. I swear, it happened in a flash,
7. There was an eyeball in the sink
8. but the super glue fixed it in a flash!

[Tyrope]

1. I used to be a marine...

[Yokailo]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,

[Norwegian]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,

[UnfairBear]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,
4. I'd eat a hock of ham,

[frowgboy]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,
4. I'd eat a hock of ham,
5. i shoved it down my gut

[grobo555]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,
4. I'd eat a hock of ham,
5. i shoved it down my gut
6. It was covered with jam

[Johncoyne]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,
4. I'd eat a hock of ham,
5. i shoved it down my gut
6. It was covered with jam
7. But then, three hours later,

[Tyrope]

1. I used to be a marine...
2. A strong and handsome man,
3. But one day I decided,
4. I'd eat a hock of ham,
5. i shoved it down my gut
6. It was covered with jam
7. But then, three hours later,
8. My ship sunk with a BANG.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh haydee daydee daydee day, do-daydee daydee dai...

1. Delivered trough the mail,

[Norwegian]

1. Delivered through the mail,
2. My package soon arrived,

[redkneehighsocks]

1. Delivered through the mail,
2. My package soon arrived,
3. For then i had a phone call,

[UnfairBear]

1. Delivered through the mail,
2. My package soon arrived,
3. For then i had a phone call,
4. My Grandma's cat had died,

[Joey]

1. Delivered through the mail,
2. My package soon arrived,
3. For then i had a phone call,
4. My Grandma's cat had died,
5. I was sad for a moment