ROUND 13:
aww, shucks! so the lazor fires off this round, right?
I'm sorry to inform you, but round 10 clearly stated your attack being interrupted, i also forgot this (i'm sorry). So i hereby will grant you a redo-your-last-attack-free card, you've completed mixed 2 vials of the cement-melting serum.
Status change: Has cement-melting serum.
Since I got the clumsy thing, I put some bandaids on shoopdawhoop23.
(Rolling for avoiding misfortune, need 10 from a d20, rolled 16, passed.)You put alcohol-soaked band-aids around shoop's wounds, the alcohol stings a little but quicken the healing process. To do this you used up the last band-aids.
Status change: (shoopdawhoop23)+10HP
I am a full summoner now... For my 1st summon I summon Vash the Stampede, The 60,000,000,000 Double Dollar Man & Humanoid Typhoon, to shoot his Famous 6-Shot at the wall.
You lay down 6 fake 10,000,000,000 double dollar bills in a circle on the floor, sit down in-between then and start chanting.
Status change: Charging attack(Summoning Vash, 3 turns, distractions interrupt)
I continue military school and I tell my teacher I want to become a general
Staff Sergeant Black is not amused, and as punishment demands you to climb the wall to the top or outrun his sidearm's ammunition. Take your pick.
Status change: Has a choice (action required, 1 turn)
i guess i will put something heavy in the treb and launch it at the wall in the hopes of killing the wall and not someone else..
You load the trebuchet with the biggest rock you can find and pull the lever, the machine starts cracking but swings the rock at the wall, it looks like the trebuchet needs a bit of fixing, this will require 2 turns.
Status change: -11 wallHP.
/me slams the wall with a two-handed mace.
the blunt force ripples trough the wall, shaking out some bricks, you created a weak spot!
Status change: -8wallHP
I'm going to start winding up a
Dragon Slave on that wall's ass.
all healing spells are divine magic, not arcane."One who is darker than twilight. One who is redder than flowing blood. Buried in the flow of time..."
Status change: Charging attack(Dragon Slave, 3 turns)
While the cast keeps on performing, I go drink a Red Bull for speed. Then, i go and write a more powerful song. (this could take a while)
You start writing another song to sing, you feel better after drinking the red bull.
Status change: +8HP, upgrading continuous attack.
GETS A BULLDOZER AND SMASHES THE WALL. I DID NOT HAVE TO CARRY IT, IT IS AT MY HOUSE, SO I DROVE MY CAR THERE, AND DROVE THE BULLDOZER BACK. IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE, BESIDES THE WALL.
(BEING TRAINED IN COMP. AND ENGINEERING)
PEOPLE WRITING IN ALL-CAPS ANNOY ME!your attack is invalid, not only because it is written in caps, but also because you forced me into a result (hurt the wall, don't hurt others), not to mention you're trying to train in 2 areas... for this the wall throws a brick at you.
Status change: -2.5HP, stunned.
Wall throws wake-up bricks to inactive players:
blubnugget(8th): Hit x1, 7*8HP/brick = -56HP
Benyamin(8th): Hit x3, 1*8HP/brick = -24HP
cooltiger413(2nd): Miss.
earthmark(4th): Miss.
gbsean(5th): Hit x3, 8*5HP/brick = -120HP (OUCH!)
generalpain(5th): Hit x1, 4*5HP/brick = -20HP
MrMrMr8(5th): Hit x2, 7*5HP/brick = -70HP
nick5435(5th): Hit x2, 2*5HP/brick = -20HP
NormanTheOne(2nd): Hit x1, 5*2HP/brick = -10HP
scorpia3215(3rd): Miss.
Round-based status changes:
nerdofthestage's song hits the wall for 9HP.
MrMrMr8 finished building his Rocket Launcher.
swiftthefox15 finished his training to become a Summoner.
blubnugget died by a brick to the head.
gbsean died by a brick to the head.
Wall stats:HP: 99.790 / 100.000
Status: Has Holes (weak spot)
Attackers:(
underlined attackers are new since this round | dead attackers will be
striketrough and removed next turn.)
[/s][/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Benyamin[/td][td]
HP: 20/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]cooltiger413[/td][td]
HP: 77/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]earthmark[/td][td]
HP: 56/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: none[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]
gbsean[/td][td]
HP: -83/100[/td][td]
Training: Comp. Tech.[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]generalpain[/td][td]
HP: 40/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: Has wings[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]olatnip[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: action required (1 turn)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]MrMrMr8[/td][td]
HP: 26/100[/td][td]
Training: Demolitions Expert.[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Nakor[/td][td]
HP: 29/100[/td][td]
Training: Arcane mage[/td][td]
Status: Charging attack(Dragon Slave, 3 turns)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]nerdofthestage[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: Singing (continuous attack), Writing song (upgrade to cont. attack, 3 turns)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]nick5435[/td][td]
HP: 79/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]NormanTheOne[/td][td]
HP: 52/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: none[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]norwegian[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: Medic.[/td][td]
Status: Clumsy (random acts of misfortune, 1 turns)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]rogers91[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]scorpia3215[/td][td]
HP: 42/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]shoopdawhoop23[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: has cement-melting serum(2 vials).[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]swiftthefox15[/td][td]
HP: 100/100[/td][td]
Training: Summoner[/td][td]
Status: Summoning Vash(3 turns, distractions interrupt)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]swimfellow[/td][td]
HP: 80/100[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: Stunned (Immobile, 1 turn)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]therealnancyr[/td][td]
HP: 97/100[/td][td]
Training: Warrior[/td][td]
Status: none[/td][/tr][/table]
Constructs:Object Name | Owner | Allowed Users | Status |
Field hospital | Norwegian | Those trained in medicine | Out of band-aids. |
Rocket | NormanTheOne | Those trained in aerospace engineering | Ready to use |
Zeppelin | nick5435 | Certified Pilots | Ready to use |
Trebuchet | rogers91 | Those trained in medieval warfare | Requires fixing (2 turns) |
Rocket Launcher | MrMrMr8 | Those trained in modern warfare | Ready to use |
Rules:(New/modified rules are underlined for a round)
- Large attacks will require more than 1 turn, and will interrupt on distractions.
- Body modifications (like wings) take 2 turns.
- Speciality trainings might give special bonuses and will take 2 turns to get. (switching speciality takes 5 turns, it's tough to forget.)
- Don't roleplay anything but yourself (and your machinery)
- Builds take 5 turns without relevant training, and 3 with such training... any distractions will increase building time with 0.5 turns (this includes, but is not limited to: being attacked, doing anything that isn't building.)
- inactive players shall receive present from the wall, in the shape of fast-travelling stones hurting your face, they get more painful every turn.(30% chance to hit, max of 4 bricks, max HP/brick = 8*turns inactive), after 5 turns the wall's hitrate will be 100%.
- Death is permanent, well, unless you decide to re-join, then you start at full HP again.
- Constructs can only be used by it's owner, those with relative training and those with permission of the owner. (people with relative training can be blacklisted by the owner.)