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Post by Flappy on Sept 7, 2010 15:30:23 GMT -5
I just had this idea for a game... Here's how it works. The "world" is at war. All the major stereotypical "this vs. this" army's are at the battlefront. So here's how the game works. You pick a side and stick with that side. (Pirate's, Ninja's, Dinosaur's, Robot's, Cowboy's, etc. You can make one up for all I care, but solidarity is helpful) The objective of the game? To have fun and defend your honor.
So basically the game works like this: 1.Pick an army (and stick with your army. You can cross over to another army during the battle, but for now, just stick with whoever you pick) 2.The first person will post what army they represent and then say something that their army does. ex:
3.The next person then posts a response involving their selected army, and what they do. (or the same army and how they help.) ex:
4.Either the army that experienced interference responds or another army steps in and intervenes somehow. ex:
5.Have fun, I guess.
This is a work in progress, so essentially what I want to do at this point is just get an idea of what rules to make and how the game should be structure. For now, though, it's only as it states above, and we'll see where it goes from there.
My next post will be the beginnig of the game.
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Post by Flappy on Sept 7, 2010 15:32:17 GMT -5
Pirate's
-A message from the captain: "Arggghhhh, I be captain FlapJack George. My crew be settin' sail." -7 pirates and one parrot board a ship and set off for the island of Crayolafaktoree.
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 7, 2010 15:33:45 GMT -5
domesticated animals
sends 9 dogs on V
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 15:35:26 GMT -5
Ninjas
-A message from the shogun: -"The pirates are setting sail for Crayolafaktoree. You must stop them, our entire collection of treasure is there unguarded. We really need some guards." -20 ninjas run across the water to Crayolafaktoree (3000 miles away). It takes about a minute, because they're ninjas. -Ninjas run too fast for "Domesticated Animals," and one ninja stays behind to fight them.
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Post by Flappy on Sept 7, 2010 15:36:22 GMT -5
Also, I think the rule that I used in the "Scavenger" game ought to apply here as well. Post in bold black to say anything outside the game.
On V?
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 15:37:00 GMT -5
On V, it means that they sent the domesticated animals for the ninjas.
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Post by Flappy on Sept 7, 2010 15:39:07 GMT -5
Pirate's
-Arrive at Crayolafaktoree's shores -A message from the captain: "Fire tha cannon's!" -All cannons are fired at the Ninja's on shore. 4 die, 6 are badly injured. -Captain sends 4 trusty maty's to shore to fight the rest of the ninja's
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 15:47:15 GMT -5
Ninjas
-Ninja medics come and revive the 6 to their original state. -A message from the shogun: "This means war." -1000 Ninja Warriors with superhuman abilities come to fight the 4 "maty's" -The shogun plans to send more ninjas to Crayolafaktoree. -Lone ninja beats domesticated animals, and goes to Crayolafaktoree
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 7, 2010 15:55:23 GMT -5
Domesticated annimals
Sends 20 evil kittehs to aid pirates
meanwhile -Dog 1 roof roof roof roof roof ,roof. (the ningas have eliminated our troops, sir.) -Alphadog roof! roof roof roof! (dammit! kill them all!) -Cat leader meow meow meow meow meow meow meow(i have sent some of me best) -Alphadog ruf(exelent)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 15:55:25 GMT -5
Mafia
- Boss! We have a bunch of pirates and ninjas fighting at the entrance of the factory! - What? We have to teach those f****ers a lesson! Get a few guys outside to shoot the hell out of them. - Ok boss.
5 roadsters from the 20's with 3 mafia guys each with a Thompson machine gun come and shoot the hell out of the pirates, ninjas and animals. The only survivors are the pirates who remained in the ship. The mafia guys then follow to set the pirate ship on fire. 2 of the pirates survive and swim away.
- Ok, now that those f****ers are taken care of, we need to discuss our next jobs. - Hey, what are you doin' there? This ain't for ya to hear!
The guy eavesdropping at the entrance of the meeting room is shot and the body disposed off. As you no longer have a listener to know the mafia guys' plan, you wont know the mafia guy's plan until it happens.
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Post by Flappy on Sept 7, 2010 15:59:38 GMT -5
Pirate's
-A message from the captain: "Arrrrgggghhhh, thanks for the kittens, anonymous army. Arrgghhh'lso, The mafia be here with Thompson Machine Guns from the 20's. We need ta get 'em! Argggh!" -Pirate's see a viking ship in the distance. They sail over to it to find out if the vikings want to help them defeat the mafia.
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 16:04:20 GMT -5
Ninjas
-Mafia, Pirates and Domesticated animals all think the ninjas are dead. However, they would be mistaken. Ninjas are really good a Schrodinger's Cat. They appear dead. -333 ninjas have snuck onto the pirate ship, and attacked the pirates. -333 ninjas have snuck into the mafia central, and killed the mafia before they could discuss their plan. -334 ninjas are riding a fake viking ship. The pirates sail over to find out if the viking want to help them defeat the mafia, and the ninjas kill the pirates remaining on the ship. -The 767 ninjas now on the pirate ship disguise themselves to be pirates, and go to the evil kittens to kill them.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 16:09:35 GMT -5
Mafia Location: ? ? ? ?
- What?!?! 333 ninjas what!?!?! My brother was on that crayola factory! Those f***ers! - So what we gonna do boss? How do you wanna revenge the family? - Lets do it like this: first... HEY, HE'S WEARIN' A WIRE! KILL HIM!
The mobsters all take out their Thompsons and kill the guy with 333 bullets in the chest. The informant now can no longer give info on what the mafia is going to do to revenge the other family nor their location.
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 7, 2010 16:17:37 GMT -5
Animals
-Alphadog: they are defeating your troops cat! -Cat leader:hmmn this can be problematic.... -Rats: perhaps we can be of service? -Cat leader: only as a quick meal...*draws claws* -Alphadog: WAIT CAT! Lets hear their sugestion... -Rat 1: we sugest sending in a bunch of plague infested rats in the mafias base and the shogun temple to infect them... how about ant army of 5000? -Cat Leader: most humans are imunized from that ancient disease... this will fail -Alphadog:hmmn but ningas and mafia henchmen arent exactly the cleanest of types... i can smell them from here... lets go foward with this plan
rats mobilize
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 16:18:12 GMT -5
Ninjas
333 ninjas Location: Ninja Central
-Shogun: "I know what the Mafia is up to. You must kill them all, ninjas."
Ninjas split up to search for the mafia, and eventually find it near a city called "Manhattan." Ninjas sneak into Mafia central, and end up in a huge battle. 4 mobsters are severely injured, 1 dies, and the rest are ok. The ninjas then leave to join the 767 ninjas.
767 ninjas Location: Domesticated Animals Island
-Shogun: "Kill those domesticated animals."
Ninjas kill all of the domesticated animals on the island, but they knew that wasn't it. They waited for the 333 ninjas, and they moved on to find more domesticated animals and pirates. They also try to find the mafia's secret plan.
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 7, 2010 16:29:44 GMT -5
animmals
Alphadog: outrage! these ninjas will not get the best if us they shall DIE! They killed of all our troups on the main island... Cat leader: reinforce defences... rotweilers and pit bulls guard the entraces, noone gets in our out without our knoledge. i want bloodhound scouts to find the location of the main ninja lair and 500 wolfdogs to follow them. Alphdog: HEY IM THE LEADER NOT YOU!... but that is a good plan... TROOPS MOBILIZE
the bloodhouds find the base, they atack the ningas, 100 wolfdogs die, All ninjas present are mauled to death... or are they?
i now have control of ninja central
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 16:31:09 GMT -5
Mafia Location: Mafia Central, Manhattan
Boss: Dammit! Those f***ing ninjas. How did we not defend this? Where were the security guys? Guy: They were takin' a coffee, boss. Boss: Shoot them, and then get new guys to guard the entrance, you m***********' idiot! Guy: Ok boss. Hey, you there! Gimme a hand! We gotta shoot out some lazy asses!
Do I really need to explain what happens here? If so, then the two mobsters go out and shotgun rain on the mafia guys (they were tired of the Thomsons, but they'll use it soon again. Then a new security team with many improvements is implemented. You don't know the details of this one as you don't have an informant.
Boss: While the ninjas are not here, lets do some other stuff. Hows the situation with da cops? You have no permission to see the rest of the log. Error 404: informant not found.
3 hours later 5 banks are robbed. The police says the culprits were identified and 3 kids were condemned to jail.
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 7, 2010 16:44:51 GMT -5
1000 Ninjas Main Ninja Lair
-Shogun: "Good job on the decoys, guys, really lifelike. Those domesticated animals are idiots. Now, I want you to get the rest of those pirates. I also have a suspicion that the mafia has hired new defense. I need you to kill them without the mafia knowing."
Ninjas split up, with 100 ninjas going to kill the guards, and 900 of them going to kill the pirates, and their captain. The ninjas don't successfully kill any pirates, but kill the captain. The ninjas leave before any pirates can get them. Well, 850 of them. 50 of them are held prisoner by the pirates. Those 50 left behind wasn't by accident, it was to steal the rest of the pirates' gold. They successfully stole it, and got off the ship. They are now on their way to Crayolafaktoree to store the gold.
Meanwhile, at the mafia central, the ninjas had killed the guard and snuck out without the mafia knowing. The mafia finds out 20 minutes later.
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 7, 2010 16:55:10 GMT -5
annimals
Alphadog:what is this *smells ninja body* FAKE!!! weve been fooled!!! wolfdog1: they set up traps... they were expecting us... Cat leader: DAMMIT... we shall not be fooled by those furless beings... we shall "cute" them.
300 of the worlds cuttests kittens,guided by bloodhounds, infiltrate the REAL lair and distract the ninjas
ninja status- Distracted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 16:56:40 GMT -5
Mafia Location: Mafia Central, Manhattan
Boss: F***! Shoot the hell out of those ninjas boys! I want the new paint job for the walls to be red when I get back!
The mafia central had 50 mobsters. But 350 others from around the town come to help. With the Thomson machine guns, they manage to attack the ninjas successfully, killing 57 and injuring 30 badly. 30 mafia guys are killed and 17 injured. The boss calls from an undisclosed location and tell the guys:
Boss (on the phone): Burn the f*****' place down. Make those pieces of **** suffer.
A few cocktail Molotov are thrown. The place starts burning. Mafia guys run away as fast as they can, and the ninjas are trapped inside the fire as the mobsters block the exiting paths with cars piled over.
Location: Undisclosed café, ? ? ? ?
Guy #1: I have instructions from the boss to make an attack on Error 404: no informant found.
3 days later the ninja central mysteriously exploded, police investigations concluded it was a malfunctioning AC. Almost all ninjas get safe. With the exception of the ones in the basement levels, as for some odd reason the doors didn't open and the air ducts were jammed with cement.
I think we should get an impartial person to decide the success of the attacks and make it trough days, in which a person would say the actions made on that day, for the impartial person to decide the results, perhaps with a dice or something similar. This would help the game get fairer.
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