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Post by newschooled on Nov 5, 2010 13:45:08 GMT -5
40. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a pancake and whisper "use this wisely."
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 5, 2010 16:45:31 GMT -5
41 - Stage an epic battle across the entire store, using various things as weapons - brooms, mops, NERF guns, towels....
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Post by Quinn on Nov 5, 2010 17:55:09 GMT -5
42- light a cigar and say, "Smokey the bear dosn't know wtf he's talkin' about."
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Post by SwimFellow on Nov 5, 2010 18:45:00 GMT -5
43. Saying anything over the intercom.
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Post by newschooled on Nov 5, 2010 20:54:19 GMT -5
44. Stand beside the greeters. Every time a person walks in and the greeter greets them, IMMEDIATELY jump in and shout "YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT, SIRRRRRRR!"
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 5, 2010 22:45:34 GMT -5
45 - Wheelchair Jousting
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Post by mhart29 on Nov 6, 2010 1:36:11 GMT -5
46) Shoot spitballs in employees ears.
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Post by Rogers91 on Nov 6, 2010 1:40:08 GMT -5
47 scream save the pandas as you attempt to liberate the stuffed panda display from the evil clutches of walmart...
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Post by mhart29 on Nov 6, 2010 22:59:13 GMT -5
48)Find a person who works there who is a ginger and yell gingers have no souls.
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 7, 2010 11:07:31 GMT -5
49 - Mash buttons on microwaves trying to get The Discovery Channel
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Post by Ricky on Nov 7, 2010 11:31:18 GMT -5
50 Become a zombie and terrorize the place
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Post by Kevak on Nov 7, 2010 11:54:35 GMT -5
51 Live in Finland. Thus, you never get inside a walmart in the first place.
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 7, 2010 13:48:31 GMT -5
52 - form random blockades, and make forts with whatever you can find
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Post by mhart29 on Nov 7, 2010 16:59:24 GMT -5
53) Use a toy lightsaber and terrorize kids trying to be a jedi and yell you are no match for a sith.
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Post by newschooled on Nov 10, 2010 9:25:07 GMT -5
54) Go to the sports section and grab a bike. Now go to the toy section and grab a ramp. Now become Matt Hoffman.
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Post by swiftthefox15 on Nov 14, 2010 15:20:16 GMT -5
55) Spray Paint all the copy of Call of Duty, Gears of War, and Halo grey & brown and put stickers on them that say "Why don't games have color anymore?"
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Post by newschooled on Nov 15, 2010 14:04:58 GMT -5
56) Grab a box of condoms, then ask for access to a fitting room.
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Post by amon91 on Nov 15, 2010 16:50:54 GMT -5
57) Walk around with your d*** sticking out, then grab a condom and put it on in public.
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Post by newschooled on Nov 16, 2010 0:15:55 GMT -5
58) Two(ish) words: Surprise Buttsecks
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 16, 2010 12:08:17 GMT -5
59) hack the TVs in electronics so that all they show is the Playboy channel
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