Quinn
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[AWD:191c07]
The eye of compromise.
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Post by Quinn on Nov 6, 2010 0:23:27 GMT -5
Post anything and everything havin' to do with Chuck Norris.
I'll start;1- Rosa Parks didn't get up because she was saving the seat for Chuck Norris
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Post by qooqǝɯɐƃ on Nov 6, 2010 0:41:26 GMT -5
Where did all this Chuck Norris stuff originate from anyways?
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Post by newschooled on Nov 6, 2010 0:43:29 GMT -5
Where did all this Chuck Norris stuff originate from anyways? It didn't. Everything originated from IT. |
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Quinn
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[AWD:191c07]
The eye of compromise.
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Post by Quinn on Nov 6, 2010 0:45:32 GMT -5
Where did all this Chuck Norris stuff originate from anyways? IDK, probably the same guy who popularized "... ouch Charlie that really hurt!" |
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Post by Tyrope on Nov 6, 2010 0:48:49 GMT -5
In soviet russia, chuck norris still roundhouse kicks you.
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Post by qooqǝɯɐƃ on Nov 6, 2010 0:58:33 GMT -5
Where did all this Chuck Norris stuff originate from anyways? It didn't. Everything originated from IT. Mystic sentence is mystic. |
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Quinn
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[AWD:191c07]
The eye of compromise.
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Post by Quinn on Nov 6, 2010 1:32:57 GMT -5
1010101010101001010111010101001010010101010chuck10101010010101011001norris101010101010101
He is more powerful than binary.
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mhart29
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rubik domination
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Post by mhart29 on Nov 6, 2010 22:50:36 GMT -5
I have 2 things to put in.
1) how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was chuck norris
2)A snake bit Chuck Norris once after 3 months of suffering the snake died.
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Adam
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I like Musicals...too much...
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Post by Adam on Nov 7, 2010 12:27:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris isn't God's mistake, God was Chuck's mistake.
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Post by Kevak on Nov 7, 2010 13:11:12 GMT -5
In soviet russia...Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Flappy
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Grrr! But not really....
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Post by Flappy on Nov 7, 2010 20:27:44 GMT -5
Forget Chuck Norris! It's all about that CNR!
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Xanast
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Just keep staring...
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Post by Xanast on Nov 20, 2010 9:55:03 GMT -5
chuck norris sleeps with a night light. he's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him. and his roundhouse kick is the prefered method of execution in over 150 countries.
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mhart29
Moon
rubik domination
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Post by mhart29 on Nov 23, 2010 22:51:42 GMT -5
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Post by newschooled on Nov 26, 2010 10:23:46 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 26, 2010 12:24:57 GMT -5
That one's from Particle Man
As for the origin of Chuck Norris facts itself - they used to be Vin Diesel facts - then somebody replaced it with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
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Post by newschooled on Nov 26, 2010 15:33:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't buy butter. He roundhouse kicks a cow and butter comes straight out.
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Xanast
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Just keep staring...
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Post by Xanast on Nov 27, 2010 19:28:49 GMT -5
Earth does not orbit the sun. The sun orbits Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
People call 911, 911 calls CHUCK NORRIS
And......
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 27, 2010 20:00:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
There are 200 objects in the average room that Chuck Norris can use to kill you. Including the room.
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Flappy
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Grrr! But not really....
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Post by Flappy on Nov 29, 2010 0:03:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris never sleeps...he just waits.
Chuck Norris once jumped into a pool, but he didn't get wet. The water got Chuck Norris'y.
One time the Pope, Jesus, and Chuck Norris were out fishing on a boat. They were getting hot, and Jesus said "I'll get the sunscreen from the car", so he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and arrived on the shore where the car was parked. When he got back, Chuck Norris said "I'll go get the drinks from the car." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and arrived on shore. Once he got the drinks and came back, the Pope said "I'm getting kind of hungry, I'm gonna get the sandwiches from the car", So he got out, put his foot in the water, fell in and drowned. Then Jesus turned to Chuck Norris and said "We probably should have told him where the rocks are". And Chuck Norris replied, "What rocks?"
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Post by SwimFellow on Nov 29, 2010 0:16:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is not as badass as CNR. But he's still pretty badass.
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