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Post by lincredible on Mar 4, 2010 16:34:13 GMT -5
granted, but there are very few things about Canada that are interesting, so the supreme court has to blend in. I wish there was no rhino virus  |
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Post by Crabb90 on Mar 4, 2010 17:15:38 GMT -5
Granted, the Rhino Virus disappears and is replaced with an even deadlier virus that sweeps through the cities, killing off humans one by one, and eventually brings Mankind to the brink of extinction.
I wish Dan Brown and I could switch bodies for day.
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Post by mhart29 on Mar 4, 2010 20:03:14 GMT -5
Granted, you switch bodies with Dan Brown but it is not the Dan Brown you hoped to switch bodies with.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 4, 2010 20:06:55 GMT -5
I wish I had laser eyes, which I never used on friends or family, or anyone I admire or idolize
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Post by Ricky on Mar 4, 2010 20:39:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you stop admiring/idolizing yourself and accidentally shoot yourself and die
I wish I was the smartest person in the universe without making everyone else stupider or killing them
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 4, 2010 20:49:38 GMT -5
Granted, you are so smart, other people get jealous and shun you
I wish I had X-ray vision, and that it could not physically or mentally harm me or anyone else
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Post by OEBlaze on Mar 4, 2010 22:09:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you get discovered and killed by a really jealous chick who doesn't like you ogling her.
I wish I was a YouTube partner, and got lots of views!
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 4, 2010 23:15:23 GMT -5
Granted but your videos are embarrassing ones about you that make them funny.
I wish Taco Tuesdays were moved to wednsdays.
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Post by Ricky on Mar 4, 2010 23:21:46 GMT -5
granted but now both "Tuesdays" and "Wednesdays " occupy the same space and time and following the laws of physics the universe is destroyed... thanks a lot mashuga...
I wish clouds were made of cotton candy (this seems like a very bad idea)
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 4, 2010 23:32:51 GMT -5
Granted, the cotten candy clouds are denser than air, and fall to the ground and suffocates anyone who isn't enjoying a clear day.
I wish I could be a Sith Lord... whos indestructable.
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Post by mhart29 on Mar 4, 2010 23:54:49 GMT -5
Granted but your life is shortened by half.
I wish I had telekanises.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 5, 2010 0:22:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you suffer from brain damage due to prolonged use.
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Post by OEBlaze on Mar 5, 2010 0:26:04 GMT -5
I wish NerdFighteria was a real place, and it was 100% Made of Awesome!
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 5, 2010 0:31:53 GMT -5
Granted, but you are banned for reasons not released to the general public.
I wish I could get the song "what is love" out of my head.
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 5, 2010 2:41:27 GMT -5
Granted, but it's replaced with:
I wish for a better haircut.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 5, 2010 6:03:52 GMT -5
Granted, but your hair turns lime green
I wish for a fish
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Post by Ricky on Mar 5, 2010 8:15:00 GMT -5
Granted your wish is given to a fish
I wish I knew all the answers
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Post by zAkAtAk on Mar 5, 2010 9:59:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you become mute and cannot tell the answers verbally.
I wish that some of my co-workers weren't dicks.
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 5, 2010 16:42:51 GMT -5
Granted, now ALL of them are.
I wish for my web camera to arrive.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 5, 2010 17:19:09 GMT -5
Granted, it makes everything you record tye-dyed
I wish to be part-man, part-wolf
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