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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 3:32:44 GMT -5
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 7, 2010 5:06:19 GMT -5
Granted. Your body temperature rises to 200 degrees, and you die.
I wish my keyboard wasn't so dirty.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 6:07:35 GMT -5
Granted, somebody cleared it with a static neutralizing wipe and discharged the capacitors that let your keyboard work at all.
I wish I had something to do.
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Post by bloode0red0robyn on Mar 7, 2010 9:01:20 GMT -5
Granted, but now u have to keep doin it for 1000 years
I wish I was free.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 9:04:14 GMT -5
You are free, but only because you have to run for it, all the way to SPOTM - it's the only safe place.
I wish people woke up.
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Post by bloode0red0robyn on Mar 7, 2010 9:42:18 GMT -5
Granted but now you have to be annoyed for all eternity
I wish life was fair
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 9:45:27 GMT -5
Granted, but only the board game.
I wish for a great big hat.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 7, 2010 10:06:11 GMT -5
Granted, it doesn't fit
I wish that you could have a real-life reboot button in case you want to try all over
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 11:06:26 GMT -5
Granted, I now have one, but you still don't.
I wish you could never have a real-life reboot button in case you want to try all over.
(*cackles maniacally*)
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Post by bloode0red0robyn on Mar 7, 2010 13:12:27 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone who has a robot dies by electrocution
I wish that flowers never wilted
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Post by Dimstow on Mar 7, 2010 13:51:31 GMT -5
granted but now the world is over run by plants, destroying all major cities and making the world a generally more smelly place
I wish I had a box of donuts
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 14:25:44 GMT -5
Granted you have a box of snot filled donuts.
I wish I didn't have so much work to do
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 7, 2010 16:19:44 GMT -5
Granted, you now have absolutely nothing to do and die of boredom.
I wish I could die happy.
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 7, 2010 17:07:32 GMT -5
Granted. The next time you're happy, a piano will fall from the sky and crush you.
I wish I could have a muffin.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 17:14:28 GMT -5
Granted, but it's inside an un-openable, transparent box, so you can only look at it and not eat it.
I wish I had one of every color M&M.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 7, 2010 17:34:19 GMT -5
Granted, you now have all of the "Collectable" Plastic versions of real M&Ms... of every color!
I wish Fallout 3 Had more DLC.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 17:37:47 GMT -5
Granted, but all of it is virus infested.
I wish I had a camera right now
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Post by Tyrope on Mar 7, 2010 18:15:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish it wasn't past midnight so i could stay online longer.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 7, 2010 18:40:11 GMT -5
Granted, you now live in South America in the middle of the rainforest where it's broad daylight, with an extremely weak wifi connection stolen from nearby poacher's camp.
I wish this one girl would ask me out. And it would work out.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 19:19:30 GMT -5
Granted, she dies soon after.
I wish the sky was pink.
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