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Post by Ryan on Mar 8, 2010 17:37:51 GMT -5
Granted, it was used to recently ship a really really nasty aged cheese wheel (keeping green!) and thus tastes like really really nasty aged cheese.
I wish for there was an alternate dimension in which everything was opposite of what it was here.
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Post by viennav on Mar 8, 2010 19:28:42 GMT -5
Granted, but the earth doesn't exist, and neither do you.
I wish I had a robot that did everything for me.
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Post by Catiebugged on Mar 8, 2010 19:32:20 GMT -5
Granted, but then after a short time you become dependent on him, and then he leaves you for a less clingy master.  I wish for a hug. |
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Post by onewordanswers on Mar 8, 2010 21:34:33 GMT -5
Granted, everyone in the world has swords for arms.
I wish life was like a comedy show.
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Post by Catiebugged on Mar 8, 2010 21:41:29 GMT -5
Granted, Life is now a comedy show, but it's so terrible it gets canceled.
I wish I had a pony.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 8, 2010 21:50:06 GMT -5
Granted, there is now a pony in your living room, unfortunately now you have no idea what to do with it.
I wish my name was defined in the dictionary meaning awesome, cool, sweet, ect.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 8, 2010 23:09:09 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone uses it for its definition and not for your name
I wish to sleep
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Post by Dimstow on Mar 9, 2010 0:09:40 GMT -5
Granted but now your Comatose
I wish I had some Mnt Dew
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Post by Ryan on Mar 9, 2010 21:24:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it contains an excessive amount of Yellow#5...I think you know the consequences.
I wish my HW was done.
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Post by Catiebugged on Mar 9, 2010 22:43:30 GMT -5
Granted, but it is done incorrectly.
I wish I had a British accent.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 9, 2010 22:53:43 GMT -5
Granted, but you live in thailand so it's kinda awkward.
I wish life had a little more spice.
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Post by Catiebugged on Mar 9, 2010 22:59:01 GMT -5
Granted, here is some paprika.
I wish I could play guitar.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 9, 2010 23:23:06 GMT -5
granted, but you don't have one to play
I wish for spring break to hurry up and get here!
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 9, 2010 23:23:27 GMT -5
Granted, it's here. But you have nowhere to go and nothing to do for an entire week.
I wish I had everlasting gum.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 10, 2010 0:11:47 GMT -5
granted, but it sticks to your teeth - forever....
I wish I had a regular piece of gum that didn't stick to my teeth, tasted great, and had long-lasting flavor.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 10, 2010 15:53:10 GMT -5
granted but you chew it forever because it tasted so great, so you never eat and starve to death.
I wish my brother was launched into the sky with a catapult :3
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Post by Ryan on Mar 10, 2010 17:56:58 GMT -5
Granted, but he tied your shoe laces together before you put him in the catapult so now you get launched with him.
I wish for food
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Post by viennav on Mar 10, 2010 18:04:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you never get anything to drink.
I wish the days were longer.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 11, 2010 1:06:25 GMT -5
granted, but there's still not enough time in the day
I wish for a black and white (cookiez!)
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Post by bloode0red0robyn on Mar 11, 2010 8:03:34 GMT -5
Granted, but now u will never see in color again
i wish i had already graduated
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