Corrupt a wish.

[0netnet0]

Granted. He was never born, therefore he never died.

I wish I got more than a 93 on my history final.

[Engesa Green once more]

Granted, you got 102% of the possible and because of this it looks as though you have cheated and the records will be deleted and must take another test.

I want to be free!

[0netnet0]

Granted, but if you are free, you have no one telling you what to do, and after a while you get lost with no outer voice telling you what to do with your life, what is right or what is wrong. You get depressed and kill yourself a number of months later.

I wish I had the superpower of having any superpower or superpowers I want at will, and the ability to turn them on or off at will.

[Freddy]

Granted. You can have any superpower you want from this pre-approved list:

• Meat vision
  

I wish I could speak more languages.

[dentedface]

Granted; you can now say, "Is your daughter over 18?" in several languages, and nothing more.

I wish I could find an excellent modern game with unparalleled narrative mechanics.

[Freddy]

Granted; you've got Portal, but your computer explodes so you can't play it.

I wish wishing stuff wasn't so difficult.

[dentedface]

Granted; it's so easy, a caveman could do it! But, upon hearing that, cavemen everywhere attack everyone on this forum. Good job.

I wish my computer didn't explode, which in no way affects my ability to play my copy of Portal for the Xbox 360.

[Freddy]

Granted; your computer magically repairs itself but your xbox explodes. Also, your Steam account is stolen by said cavemen.

I wish I got a Wii U.

[0netnet0]

Granted. It's broken and you lost the insurance policy.

I wish for some cake, even though it's a lie.

[Freddy]

Granted. BTW, it was poisoned so you died.

I wish I got something awesome for my birthday.

[Quinn]

Granted, but that awesome thing is only the Matrix telling you that it exists... you have not been freed yet.


I wish for a pony.

[0netnet0]

Granted, but it is a very sexually unsatisfied pony who will rape you in your sleep.

I wish for world peace.

[dentedface]

Granted; armies dismantled, weapons destroyed. Evil dictator reinvents weapons, takes over world. World now under dictatorship, citizens enslaved, killed.

I wish for world war to overthrow the dictator and reclaim Earth for what it once was.

[0netnet0]

Granted, the world is as it once was. Cold, and scarce of sunlight before life developed.

I wish for a Jew pet. : )

[dentedface]

Granted; you... get arrested? I don't think you can have people as pets. That may be slavery.

I wish for Canada.

[Xanast]

(SCREW IT IM NOT GONE. IM JUST TOO BORED TO FIND ANOTHER FORUM.) You get Canada. But you must live with Justin Bieber. 4Ever.

I wish there were more fun RP forums online.

[dentedface]

Granted; you can never find them anywhere.

I wish ketchup.

[0netnet0]

Granted, but it's in one of those annoying glass bottles that just - WON'T -- OPEN!!

I wish for Johnny Depp.

[newschooled]

Granted, but he's a complete jerk.

I wish I had the chili from EpicMealTime.