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Post by austkyzor on Apr 2, 2011 20:26:54 GMT -5
Because it's a parakeet
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Post by Lyserg Zeroz on Apr 2, 2011 21:11:42 GMT -5
They don't.
Why does light shine?
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Post by Freddy on Apr 2, 2011 21:54:13 GMT -5
Because shine can't light.
Is the moon made of cheese?
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mhart29
Moon
rubik domination
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Post by mhart29 on Apr 2, 2011 22:37:39 GMT -5
Because the cow jumped over it.
Why is paper rectangular?
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Post by newschooled on Apr 5, 2011 10:20:42 GMT -5
Because circular paper is for Welshmen.
Why is Justin Bieber so awesome?
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Post by austkyzor on Apr 5, 2011 11:27:23 GMT -5
Because he's better then Rebecca Black
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Post by Tyrope on Apr 7, 2011 15:33:08 GMT -5
shrink ray. did you just lose 'the game'? (yw.  ) |
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Post by Freddy on Apr 7, 2011 16:05:52 GMT -5
No, I didn't  Double rainbow all the way... What does it mean? |
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Post by landostarchaser on Apr 7, 2011 18:26:17 GMT -5
I think it means that visible light is being refracted.
Is today a good day to die?
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Post by Freddy on Apr 7, 2011 18:39:47 GMT -5
Yes. Please do so in the Aperture Science Suicide Vault.
Did you preorder Portal 2 yet?
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Post by landostarchaser on Apr 7, 2011 21:11:19 GMT -5
It depends on where the portal goes 2.
Are you an alien?
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Post by Draemora on Apr 7, 2011 21:15:55 GMT -5
I'm not an immigrant.
How many legs does a snail have?
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 7, 2011 21:18:36 GMT -5
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923 0781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460 9550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954 9303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485 6692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817 4881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384 1469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185 4807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244 0656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176 7523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091 7363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201 9956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998 3729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533 4468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914 7303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532 171226806613001927876611195909216420198
what is the sexual orientation of a male armadillo who had a sex change and now likes women?
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Post by Freddy on Apr 7, 2011 21:23:04 GMT -5
lesbian.
is this a question?
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Post by Draemora on Apr 7, 2011 21:25:50 GMT -5
Is it, or is it not? That is the question.
Apples or Oranges?
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 7, 2011 22:23:56 GMT -5
kumquats.
How long do you think it took the first humans to realize the first person to die was dead?
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Post by austkyzor on Apr 8, 2011 0:25:37 GMT -5
I dunno, ask them when you reach the afterlife
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 8, 2011 3:43:15 GMT -5
in my attic.
how much wood could a hedgehog buy if a water buffalo could eat carrots?
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Post by swiftthefox15 on Apr 8, 2011 15:57:30 GMT -5
a little less than 1.2x10-1000 Siriometers
Do you like my new signature?
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 8, 2011 17:57:49 GMT -5
are you gay?
(thats my answer and teh question)
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