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Post by Ricky on Mar 6, 2010 14:02:29 GMT -5
(aww the last post was really cute) XD
unfortunately food supplies run low and in a moment of desperation the people end up eating the werebears, their meat lasting the rest of the winter.
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Post by Cortney on Mar 6, 2010 15:00:31 GMT -5
=P
Fortunately, by eating the werebears, the people inherited the super powers from the honey.
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Post by click3tyclick on Mar 6, 2010 16:54:58 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the honey also makes everyone male.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 6, 2010 17:35:36 GMT -5
Fortunately, the super powers allow them to change back into females if they were female before the honey.
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Post by viennav on Mar 6, 2010 23:57:18 GMT -5
Unfortunately, some people forgot whether they were male or female in the first place, leading many to use their super powers to turn themselves into females accidentally, causing great deal of gender-confusion.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 0:13:59 GMT -5
Fortunately, with the new sense of mass gender-confusion, there is less confusion about other issues such as money, social reform, disagreement. This causes the world to enter a near-Eutopia, where the only thing not perfect is the mass gender confusion.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 0:53:36 GMT -5
Unfortunately, even though the world seems perfect, a new gender is formed because of the excessive use of super powers to change genders. This new type of human feeds on the confusion of the other genders and uses the energy to create an underground system of tunnels, where it quickly reproduces and begins implementing its plans to take over the world.
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Post by Ricky on Mar 7, 2010 2:31:09 GMT -5
Fortunately after a few years of war with the tunnel people when everything seems to be lost one of the last humans finds a lamp. A gene appears and grants him one last wish. He wishes go back in time to Saturday March 06 2010 @ 11:31 pm.
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Post by Brad on Mar 7, 2010 3:02:46 GMT -5
Unfortunately the gene put him on a different planet.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 3:36:51 GMT -5
Fortunately, since he is the descendant of one of the super humans, he is able to communicate with them and warn them about the tunnel people who will wage war on their near Eutopia in not so distant future, averting the war in the first place.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 7, 2010 10:18:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the aliens who have been watching this crazy species freak out and invade Earth
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Post by Cortney on Mar 7, 2010 10:22:07 GMT -5
Fortunately, the aliens' only weapons are squirt guns.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 10:26:10 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the guns shoot an alien antidote to the super honey, so human's lose all of their powers.
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Post by Cortney on Mar 7, 2010 10:27:41 GMT -5
Fortunately, the aliens are made of jelly, so the humans can easily beat them up.
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Post by viennav on Mar 7, 2010 11:00:56 GMT -5
Unfortunately, because the aliens were made of jelly the humans decided to eat them after beating them up, and the alien jelly paralyzed their necks, making it impossible to turn their heads.
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Post by TheIslander on Mar 7, 2010 12:06:08 GMT -5
Fortunately the humans had to start turning their body (since their necks couldn't turn) this resulted in all humans becoming super strong!
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Post by bloode0red0robyn on Mar 7, 2010 13:17:15 GMT -5
unfortunately the increase in strength caused an increase in calories being burned, so people ate more food, which caused a decrease in supplies, so people started to starve.
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Post by Ricky on Mar 7, 2010 15:27:03 GMT -5
Fortunately It only meant that people had to learn to work together, so they develop an internet forum called "South Pole of the Moon" to stop world suck. Starvation evaded (see what i did there ;D)
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 7, 2010 16:07:03 GMT -5
Unfortunately one day someone decided to join the forum, and created a serious debate thread over abortion, causing the users to split into two factions.
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Post by dandelions8910 on Mar 7, 2010 17:01:10 GMT -5
Fortunately, they all realize that even though they differ on abortion, they all still care about helping others. So they get back together.
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