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Jun 4, 2011 18:05:21 GMT -5
Post by caseyboy97 on Jun 4, 2011 18:05:21 GMT -5
How do you get laid
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Jun 4, 2011 18:47:59 GMT -5
Post by Insane_Zang on Jun 4, 2011 18:47:59 GMT -5
You become an egg inside of a chicken
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Jun 4, 2011 18:52:21 GMT -5
Post by Ryan on Jun 4, 2011 18:52:21 GMT -5
Um...if you're asking this question you already need plenty of help with regards to your quest. First step - find a single girl/guy (depends on what you're into). Introduce yourself, get to know them. Be calm, but don't worry if you're nervous - it's ok, just don't be afraid, people can usually tell the difference between nerves and fear. From here - move to seduction. Don't be a friend, be someone close. You want to be in between the metaphorical reach, but no where close to the metaphorical shoulder to cry on. In this step it is crucial you get them to like you, and want you, but confused as to whether or not you want the same. The psychological suspense builds as a dramatic fight scene until you're ready to make your move. As far as making the move - I won't tell you how. Namely b/c I don't think that you really care about the person since what you're asking is impersonal and selfish. Insane_Zang - it would be easier if it were an ostrich - bigger eggs. much easier for humans.
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Jun 4, 2011 22:20:58 GMT -5
Post by Jackson on Jun 4, 2011 22:20:58 GMT -5
Don't hang out on internet forums.
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Jun 5, 2011 2:30:05 GMT -5
Post by bombmaniac on Jun 5, 2011 2:30:05 GMT -5
100 bucks should do it
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Jun 5, 2011 11:51:05 GMT -5
Post by Insane_Zang on Jun 5, 2011 11:51:05 GMT -5
Those must be expansive Jewish hookers
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Jun 5, 2011 12:07:30 GMT -5
Post by Jackson on Jun 5, 2011 12:07:30 GMT -5
ex-pan-sive; a: Covering a wide area in terms of space or scope; extensive or wide-ranging.
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Jun 5, 2011 14:25:36 GMT -5
Post by Nancy R. on Jun 5, 2011 14:25:36 GMT -5
So, not only they're expensive, they're fat too? Oh come on!
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Jun 5, 2011 15:09:23 GMT -5
Post by Insane_Zang on Jun 5, 2011 15:09:23 GMT -5
I enjoy iPhone spell check
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Jun 5, 2011 16:04:31 GMT -5
Post by sarawhatwho on Jun 5, 2011 16:04:31 GMT -5
1. Be hot 2. Go to a bar 3. Find a wasted girl 4. Take her home and bang 5. Wake up and realize that you've contracted herpes as well as crabs 6. Find someone who loves you enough to still do you even if you're infected.
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Jun 6, 2011 0:04:45 GMT -5
Post by Nancy R. on Jun 6, 2011 0:04:45 GMT -5
Ok, I was joking with my previous post. This wasn't really advice. If you want to do girls, there's a basic advice.
1. Be me.
The rest will happen on its own.
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Jun 6, 2011 17:20:11 GMT -5
Post by caseyboy97 on Jun 6, 2011 17:20:11 GMT -5
Wet pussy?
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chamoky
Moon
Yeah.. That one.
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Post by chamoky on Jun 8, 2011 4:50:16 GMT -5
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Quinn
Star
[AWD:191c07]
The eye of compromise.
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Jun 8, 2011 12:56:12 GMT -5
Post by Quinn on Jun 8, 2011 12:56:12 GMT -5
PENIS...IN...VAGINA!
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Jun 8, 2011 21:58:59 GMT -5
Post by Jackson on Jun 8, 2011 21:58:59 GMT -5
That's so funny because it's sexual.
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olook
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i like urinating in public.
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Jul 17, 2011 22:12:27 GMT -5
Post by olook on Jul 17, 2011 22:12:27 GMT -5
Have a long dick like mine.
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Jul 17, 2011 22:21:29 GMT -5
Post by Jackson on Jul 17, 2011 22:21:29 GMT -5
^So, which one of our trolls is this?
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Jul 18, 2011 8:12:21 GMT -5
Post by bombmaniac on Jul 18, 2011 8:12:21 GMT -5
this is actually caseyboy...the OP
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Jul 18, 2011 8:28:50 GMT -5
Post by Raydawn on Jul 18, 2011 8:28:50 GMT -5
this is actually caseyboy...the OP well thats disappointing
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Jul 18, 2011 14:02:18 GMT -5
Post by SwimFellow on Jul 18, 2011 14:02:18 GMT -5
Don't be a troll.
Unless you're Asher.
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