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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 30, 2010 0:08:53 GMT -5
What do I hate the most about living on Planet X when it rains?
Dude, that makes no sense at all.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2010 0:45:11 GMT -5
If the square root of a pine tree is a porcupine, what is the angular velocity of a blade of grass just after the dew evaporates?
I'm allergic
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Post by Nakor on Mar 30, 2010 1:45:19 GMT -5
Here, want some allergy medicine for your hay fever?
(Yes, you can be allergic to allergy medicine. I ought to know, I am.)
A: C, J, L, ß, and X
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Post by UnfairBear on Mar 30, 2010 10:11:31 GMT -5
How do you spell "seecommajaycommaelcommasharfesscommaandecks"?
It got stuck there.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 30, 2010 11:55:42 GMT -5
(Yes, you can be allergic to allergy medicine. I ought to know, I am.) Tis a terrible thing, lol. I'm allergic to Benedril. Why is there a porcupine on your roof? A:
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Post by Insane_Zang on Mar 30, 2010 12:34:45 GMT -5
Can you stick out your tongue?
OMG, that's horrible!!
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 30, 2010 13:57:25 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross lady gaga and micheal jackson?
Day by day the answer lies, Inside your head, Inside your eyes, And when you wake, You'll finally see, The life that you seek, And a chance to be free. (Haha just wrote that I need to add it to my blog)
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Post by nickgreyden on Mar 30, 2010 14:44:14 GMT -5
epic
Can you make up a poem on the spot?
ex equals negative be plus or minus the square root of be squared minus four eh see all over two eh
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2010 14:45:33 GMT -5
How would you put in rhyme, the method to finding a life of freedom?
Di-hydrogen Monoxide
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Post by Nakor on Mar 30, 2010 17:19:50 GMT -5
Nick got skipped, doing both.
ex equals negative be plus or minus the square root of be squared minus four eh see all over two eh What is an equation with variables a, b, c and x where a=1, b=2, c=-7, and x = {2, -6}?
Di-hydrogen Monoxide What is a common fire retardant that is dangerous when used on electrical or oil-based fires?
A: Glenn Beck
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Post by shinigami345 on Mar 30, 2010 17:56:18 GMT -5
Who thunderf00t called Dan Brown?
A: Fish Tacos.
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Post by dentedface on Mar 30, 2010 18:24:44 GMT -5
What disgusting food was created as a horrible accident of the universe when it was created?
A. Because i felt like it.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2010 21:47:11 GMT -5
Why'd you ask that last question?
Fresca
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Post by dentedface on Mar 30, 2010 21:53:10 GMT -5
What is something I don't know?
A. Lumberjacks
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2010 21:57:03 GMT -5
Who's ok, works all night, and sleeps all day?
sqrt(pi)
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Post by dentedface on Mar 30, 2010 21:59:46 GMT -5
(sleeps all night, works all day.)
can you say sqrt(pi)?
A. South Pole Of The Moon
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2010 22:01:06 GMT -5
Where do you live? (actually I was quoting the parody ) M&M's
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 30, 2010 23:05:22 GMT -5
Whats a good birthday present for my aunt?
-0
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Post by Nakor on Mar 31, 2010 0:27:48 GMT -5
What equals zero?
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
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Post by Ryan on Mar 31, 2010 0:32:14 GMT -5
I just bought an elephant to eat pie for me, or did I?
McD's
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