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Post by dentedface on Apr 3, 2010 19:43:07 GMT -5
at which time, he formed a band... on the South Pole of the Moon, the actual one, not the this one.
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Post by saphira4598 on Apr 3, 2010 20:20:50 GMT -5
He forgot to put his spacesuit on, however, causing him to be bombarded by radiation and morph into a hideous creature.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2010 3:54:05 GMT -5
"I can't sleep with these headphones on", he thought.
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Post by dentedface on Apr 4, 2010 8:37:28 GMT -5
at which time he returned home to find his house had been torn down to make room for a new bypass, to which he replied, "You have got to be kidding me."
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Post by lmnop1214 on Apr 15, 2010 2:21:45 GMT -5
A construction worker who overheard him said, "This bypass will lead to the center of the earth."
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Post by dentedface on Apr 17, 2010 15:56:36 GMT -5
He then checked-in to a free clinic to see if they could cure his slight deformation, when then, to his confusion, everyone ran out of there scared and screaming.
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Post by dentedface on Apr 17, 2010 15:58:37 GMT -5
also, everyone, this is aside from the story. if we finish this story and it has a clear ending, then I will read it and record while reading it to put it on youtube. so please, let us keep this story clean.
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Post by lmnop1214 on Apr 17, 2010 16:55:28 GMT -5
He then ran outside as well, and saw a huge orange gorilla throwing cars at buildings.
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Post by dentedface on Apr 17, 2010 17:56:05 GMT -5
He figured, "Hey, I'm also a giant mutant, I'll go fight it."
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Post by lmnop1214 on Apr 17, 2010 19:56:44 GMT -5
But he was no match for the gorilla.
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Post by dentedface on Apr 17, 2010 22:25:02 GMT -5
the giant gorilla then fired his quad-laser cannon, thereby levelling the the entire city, but then saw much bigger buildings ahead of him and that the buildings he destroyed had collapsed into small, connecting blocks.
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Post by dentedface on Apr 25, 2010 21:11:40 GMT -5
a small child, although huge from the gorilla's point-of-view, then picked him up, and made him fly around.
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Post by syupweque on Apr 30, 2010 18:54:23 GMT -5
"Steve, Wake up!" Shouted the main character's wife, waking him up from his dream, but finding his right arm was replaced by a machine gun that could shoot 50 rounds a second, and his left hand with a bucket.
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Post by dentedface on May 1, 2010 16:28:40 GMT -5
then he realizes that that in itself was a dream and woke up to find himself passed out drunk in the bar he dreamt of, which is the bar he usually goes to.
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Post by cmc413 (aka Chrissy) on May 3, 2010 19:32:40 GMT -5
He stumbled out the door and found himself in a world where gravity was turned upside down, so he needed to find the shift key or else he would float into space.
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Post by dentedface on May 4, 2010 15:02:08 GMT -5
he went searching, first at his home, looking for a keyboard, but found the shift key had been torn out.
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Post by syupweque on May 19, 2010 22:02:26 GMT -5
He then decided, "Bah!" and went to a place actually called- The Land of Computers with Shift Keys.
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Post by newschooled on May 19, 2010 22:36:08 GMT -5
Upon going about his nightly routine of looking up iPorn, he was shocked to come across a rather promiscuous advert for gay online chat which featured his son, Zak.
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Post by cmc413 (aka Chrissy) on May 20, 2010 17:39:41 GMT -5
After he found his Technicolor reading glasses, he realized that he was actually on Youtube watching a monkey named Ziggy climbing a tightrope.
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Post by TheEmmalee on May 20, 2010 17:49:26 GMT -5
Out of confusion, he hit the screen multiple times until it turned into a magical time machine shaped like a strawberry.
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