My coffee brings all the girls to the yard and that's why I am drinking a lot of coffee. They smell it from the corner. Fuck the Kinsey Scale, I am Nancy Romano, I do whatever I want. Hurr durr. TIME FOR AN OVERDOSE OF THA RAINBOW, BITCHES!
*tries to move the rocket*...*realises it is really heavy*... -"Can someone help my with this thing?" I take a break and realise that i need to use the Mens room... *looks around**sees the firewall* -"meh, might as well" *urinates an opening into the firewall**zips up his fly* I realise i still have samples in my pocket, so i send them over to intel.
The firewall opens up slightly, but when you're done it dims down to fill the gap. Sample sent, lab results: it's stone. You eat a small slice of birthday cake, you feel a bit stronger. Status change: Firewall intensity -50% (bonus: +3 (max)HP!)
I think I'll start building an atelier. An atelier is something of a workshop for mages. It's a safe haven of sorts and contains the sigils/circles/items/whatever needed for a wizard to cast more powerful spells. (Though unimportant to this game, it also serves as a safe place to test spells without risking the local populace.
Wizard's atelier under construction... You eat a big slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger. Status change: Constructing Atelier (2 turns remaining), (bonus: +7 (max)HP!)
i prepare to bomb the wall with my fighter pilot skills
"olatnip here papa bear, you aircraft is ready to depart, runway 6." You eat a small slice of birthday cake, you feel a bit stronger. Status change: Prepared attack(Bombing run, 1 turn), (bonus: +3 (max)HP!)
I stick Dynamite into cracks in the wall and prepare for detonation. (I have a big red button that allows me to trigger the blast)
Detonation Preperation complete, but you burn yourself on the firewall. You eat a huge slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger. Status change: -4HP, (bonus: +8 (max)HP!)
You lie down, setup the laser designator and keep the pointer on the top of the tower, as long as you keep doing this, olatnip's attack is more likely to hit (from 50% to 75%). warning to all players: This'll be the first and final round i'm allowing 2 attacks per round. Wait your turn. Status change: (olatnip)attack +1.
/me slams the wall with her shield, protecting herself from any barriers.
Wait, wut? you got a shield too? i was using the dice for a 2H sword/mace constantly, lucky b*bleep*rd. You bash trough the firewall, but the tower prepared for this, it tilts slightly so your shield doesn't hit straight, it bounces off and you fall backwards, you're now TRAPPED in the firewall. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger. Status change: TRAPPED!, (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
I go to the same pharmacy the next day, and buy 5 big boxes of band-aids
ah, the dice like you again, rolled a 20, critical hit, kinda. The cashier miscalculates and you get more change than what you paid, you use the difference to by an ice-cream and celebrate, sadly you dropped your ice-cream, oh well. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger. Status change: Hospital has band-aids, (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
AustKyzor joins the party I begin Biologist training
You mean biology, right? anyway, you're lucky since you get to eat a big slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger. Status change: (bonus: +7 (max)HP!)
i begin building a chemistry lab, in order to both invent new ways to heal people and to make ways to destroy the wall.
It will be done did you have a slice yet? no? k, here's the last slice. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger. Status change: Constructing Chemistry lab(2 turns remaining), (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
Rules: (New/modified rules are underlined for a round)
Large attacks will require more than 1 turn, and will interrupt on distractions.
Body modifications (like wings) take 2 turns.
Speciality trainings might give special bonuses and will take 2 turns to get. (switching speciality takes 5 turns, it's tough to forget.)
Don't roleplay anything but yourself (and your machinery)
Builds take 5 turns without relevant training, and 3 with such training... any distractions will increase building time with 0.5 turns (this includes, but is not limited to: being attacked, doing anything that isn't building.)
inactive players shall receive present from the Tower, in the shape of fast-travelling stones hurting your face, they get more painful every turn.(30% chance to hit, max of 4 bricks, max HP/brick = 8*turns inactive), after 5 turns the Tower's hitrate will be 100%.
Death is permanent, well, unless you decide to re-join, then you start at full HP again.
Constructs can only be used by it's owner, those with relative training and those with permission of the owner. (people with relative training can be blacklisted by the owner.)
p.s. i seemed to have messed up my wording, my birthday is the 26th, i was tired, am sorry... thanks for the happy birthdays though! p.s.s. sorry for the delay.
"Tony, you're an idiot." - Tyrope, playing Portal 2 Co-op. Rejuvenation Coder!
/me ignores the fact that she's trapped and slams the wall with her shield as hard as she's able, as an act of despair.
My coffee brings all the girls to the yard and that's why I am drinking a lot of coffee. They smell it from the corner. Fuck the Kinsey Scale, I am Nancy Romano, I do whatever I want. Hurr durr. TIME FOR AN OVERDOSE OF THA RAINBOW, BITCHES!
If you care whether the things you believe are true, you ought to welcome it, or at least accept it, when people point out problems with your beliefs. Don't prioritize your beliefs over the truth; PDBAZ. — Greta Christina(paraphrased)
well i guess seeing that my attack failed last time i will try again.. so uhh i keep looking for heavy and big things to fire at the wall then fire them at the wall. also note i will be out of town over the weekend and might lose internet connection. so if i am inactive then sorry... (as a note to self train in construction or engineering after fireing the treb at the wall)