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Post by oneironaut on Nov 30, 2010 14:33:20 GMT -5
I'm bored. To pass the time, I decided to see if anyone could convert me. All religious folks on the moon, give me a reason to believe there is a God. The first person to provide me with an argument I can't refute wins π internets.
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Post by Lex on Nov 30, 2010 14:45:10 GMT -5
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Post by newschooled on Nov 30, 2010 14:45:17 GMT -5
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And perhaps a little fat.
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 30, 2010 15:09:10 GMT -5
We have religious people that would do that?
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Post by Freddy on Nov 30, 2010 15:17:40 GMT -5
Bacon XD
According to the religion poll, not more than 3. And they probably are inactive.
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Post by krzych32 on Nov 30, 2010 15:19:23 GMT -5
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 30, 2010 15:33:12 GMT -5
I feel I should be original and not copy Alex completely.And so:
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Post by Flappy on Nov 30, 2010 16:28:49 GMT -5
Alright, here goes, you can't refute this one!
The Bible is proof that God exists! Says so in the Bible!
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Post by Lyserg Zeroz on Nov 30, 2010 19:32:34 GMT -5
^Fallacious arguments and faith are probably the strongest arguments religion has =/ If not, well, this thread is made to prove that wrong.
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Post by Ryan on Nov 30, 2010 19:59:14 GMT -5
Faith requires doubt, doubt comes from uncertainty, uncertainty means you do not know, and when you do not know you cannot prove.
So there's no proof that anything people have faith in is real.
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Post by krzych32 on Nov 30, 2010 21:03:35 GMT -5
Convince me there is no God!
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Post by Joey on Nov 30, 2010 21:33:47 GMT -5
Bacon XD According to the religion poll, not more than 3. And they probably are inactive. Ahem. And no, I wouldnt do this. I can go in circles trying to convert you, but it will only work if you want to convert, its not like changing political beliefs or favorite color, religious beliefs are something that you have to decide for yourself. I can try to help by giving you reasons, but I cant make you convert. So yea, this is a troll thread woo!
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 30, 2010 22:04:34 GMT -5
So, again I ask: We have people who would do this?
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Post by Flappy on Nov 30, 2010 22:40:52 GMT -5
God says that the Bible is true. I know, I read the Bible, and in the Bible it says that what God says is in the Bible, and because it's in the Bible, it's what God said, because God said it's in the Bible, and the Bible says it's what God said...of course. How much more proof do you need, honestly?
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Post by austkyzor on Nov 30, 2010 22:45:53 GMT -5
To prove there is a God is to prove that God doesn't exist.
The argument goes like this: "I refuse to prove I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing" "But," says man "*insert chosen piece of evidence* is a dead give-away, isn't it? *the evidence* simply couldn't have happened without divine influence, therefor you exist, and therefor, you don't." "Oh dear," said God, "I hadn't thought of that" as he disappeared in a cloud of logic "Well, that was easy," said man. He then went on to prove black was white, and was promptly killed at the next zebra crossing.
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Post by newschooled on Nov 30, 2010 22:46:42 GMT -5
Here's a quote from the Bible that proves God exists:
"...And the Lord God said "Let my proclamation go out unto and across the land and the sea and all who dwell within, especially oneironaut, that I exist. And so as an immortal token of my existence...Which is totally real...I give unto you a symbol of perfection which represents my own perfection: Mac OSX and Jessica Alba's body."
-Godtotallyexistsicus 14:37
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Post by Flappy on Dec 1, 2010 0:28:20 GMT -5
Here's a quote from the Bible that proves God exists: "...And the Lord God said "Let my proclamation go out unto and across the land and the sea and all who dwell within, especially oneironaut, that I exist. And so as an immortal token of my existence...Which is totally real...I give unto you a symbol of perfection which represents my own perfection: Mac OSX and Jessica Alba's body." -Godtotallyexistsicus 14:37 LMAO, I was looking for that verse... But I did find this verse: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was part of the puzzle, and the contestants spun the wheel and guessed which letters were in the Word, and Vanna White would make the letters appear. And the contestants saw this, and knew that they had a chance of earning some money or possibly a cruise to the Bahamas." -Song of Sajak 1:1-2
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Post by Lex on Dec 1, 2010 16:16:28 GMT -5
The argument goes like this: "I refuse to prove I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing" "But," says man "*insert chosen piece of evidence* is a dead give-away, isn't it? *the evidence* simply couldn't have happened without divine influence, therefor you exist, and therefor, you don't." "Oh dear," said God, "I hadn't thought of that" as he disappeared in a cloud of logic "Well, that was easy," said man. He then went on to prove black was white, and was promptly killed at the next zebra crossing.
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Post by Alex on Dec 2, 2010 16:31:55 GMT -5
Here's a quote from the Bible that proves God exists: "...And the Lord God said "Let my proclamation go out unto and across the land and the sea and all who dwell within, especially oneironaut, that I exist. And so as an immortal token of my existence...Which is totally real...I give unto you a symbol of perfection which represents my own perfection: Mac OSX and Jessica Alba's body." -Godtotallyexistsicus 14:37 Woah what the hell? God is WRONG! Macs suck.
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Post by Freddy on Dec 2, 2010 18:41:00 GMT -5
Macs don't suck. This isn't even the place to discuss that.
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