Post by Insane_Zang on Mar 6, 2011 3:05:29 GMT -5
[12:37:39 AM] Carter Staley: im not completely stupid.. i now know narwhals exist
[12:39:26 AM] TheeverBomb:
[12:39:30 AM] TheeverBomb: carter
[12:39:38 AM] TheeverBomb: yoDO know im posting that in teh main chat right?
[12:39:42 AM] TheeverBomb: kcool
[12:39:49 AM] Carter Staley: >.>
[12:40:22 AM] TheeverBomb: rest now, child
[2:03:00 AM] TheeverBomb: dailyuw.com/2008/5/30/narwhals-those-arent-real/
[2:03:08 AM] TheeverBomb: dont worry carter...you arent the only one
[2:04:04 AM] Carter Staley: xD
[2:04:06 AM] Carter Staley: good
[2:04:53 AM] TheeverBomb: but they ARE real...
[2:05:14 AM] Carter Staley: i guess so
[2:05:23 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:05:42 AM] TheeverBomb: narwhalsexist.tumblr.com/
[2:05:58 AM] TheeverBomb: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=228860930199
[2:06:18 AM] TheeverBomb: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110218192238AAmdU6K
[2:06:23 AM] Carter Staley: *joined*
[2:06:24 AM] TheeverBomb: that last one is awesome
[2:06:48 AM] TheeverBomb: www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=narwahls+exist#q=narwhals+exist&hl=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=mbl:1&ei=QTFzTamyNpDPgAeWs9gy&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=9&ved=0CBcQ_AUoCA&prmdo=1&fp=baabfadbcef0c1e0
[2:06:59 AM] TheeverBomb: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107053055836
[2:10:00 AM] Carter Staley: is this just a big parnk the world is playing on me.. cause the more i think about them, the less real they seem
[2:10:44 AM] TheeverBomb: i totes just senjt that to zang
[2:10:58 AM] Carter Staley: >.>
[2:11:05 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:11:09 AM] TheeverBomb: seriously carter...
[2:11:11 AM] TheeverBomb: THEYRE FUCKING REAL
[2:11:42 AM] Carter Staley: Ill have to do some research
[2:11:46 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:11:56 AM] TheeverBomb: you really are hilarious
[2:19:51 AM] Carter Staley: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjjHiysBbE
[2:19:56 AM] Carter Staley: looks pretty cgi to me
[2:20:41 AM] TheeverBomb: how is that CGI?
[2:20:56 AM] Carter Staley: totally fake
[2:21:04 AM] TheeverBomb: what makesd you say thyat?
[2:21:31 AM] Carter Staley: They just look effing rediculous to be something real
[2:21:52 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:21:57 AM] TheeverBomb: ever seen a platypus?
[2:22:17 AM] Carter Staley: in pictures
[2:22:25 AM] TheeverBomb: are they real?
[2:23:14 AM] Carter Staley: They look plausible (sp)
[2:23:28 AM] TheeverBomb: so a platypus looks plausible...
[2:23:32 AM] TheeverBomb: but a narwhal doesnt...
[2:24:07 AM] Carter Staley: Do you and I walk around with a 9 foot tooth? No.. So they don't exist
[2:24:22 AM] TheeverBomb: do you walk around with a 6 foot trunk and tusks?
[2:24:50 AM] TheeverBomb: i think youre just racist against narwhals because theyre lower class and cant afford braces
[2:25:17 AM] Carter Staley: Narwhal dentists don't exist stupid
[2:25:42 AM] TheeverBomb: yes they do
[2:25:51 AM] TheeverBomb: my neighbour is a narwhal dentist
[2:26:00 AM] TheeverBomb: its not well paying...
[2:26:03 AM] TheeverBomb: but they exist
[2:26:08 AM] Carter Staley: Whered he get his certification?
[2:26:21 AM] TheeverBomb: UC berkeley
[2:26:37 AM] Carter Staley: There lies your problem
[2:26:41 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:26:46 AM] TheeverBomb: i see your point
[2:26:48 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:26:49 AM] TheeverBomb: bad answer
[2:26:58 AM] TheeverBomb: i know another one from NYU though
[2:27:18 AM] Carter Staley: >.> all apart of the prank on me
[2:27:23 AM] TheeverBomb: nosrsly
[2:27:38 AM] TheeverBomb: carter...
[2:27:44 AM] TheeverBomb: you cant possibly be this...
[2:27:47 AM] TheeverBomb: um...
[2:27:51 AM] TheeverBomb: stupid
[2:27:58 AM] Carter Staley: *logical
[2:28:01 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:28:07 AM] TheeverBomb: logical
[2:28:14 AM] TheeverBomb: explain...logically...
[2:28:30 AM] TheeverBomb: why, based purely on looks, a platyus seems possible yet a narwhal doesnt
[2:28:35 AM] Carter Staley: Things that look rediculous don't exist
[2:28:46 AM] TheeverBomb: and yet strangely you exist...
[2:28:58 AM] Carter Staley: i am borderline rediculous
[2:29:05 AM] TheeverBomb: thats your opinion
[2:29:14 AM] Carter Staley: therefore (sp) i pop in an out of reality
[2:29:22 AM] TheeverBomb: oic
[2:29:31 AM] TheeverBomb: now explain platypi
[2:29:58 AM] Carter Staley: I never confirmed nor denied their existance
[2:30:14 AM] TheeverBomb: well do so now
[2:30:21 AM] TheeverBomb: do you believe that platypi exist
[2:30:41 AM] Carter Staley: jaynenelson.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/tiny-velvety-platypi.jpg
Too fucking adorable
[2:30:53 AM | Edited 2:30:56 AM] TheeverBomb: is that a a yes?
[2:31:06 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:31:13 AM] TheeverBomb: well
[2:31:14 AM] TheeverBomb: yes or no
[2:31:19 AM] TheeverBomb: do platypi exist?
[2:31:40 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:31:51 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:31:52 AM] TheeverBomb: sec
[2:32:49 AM] TheeverBomb: k
[2:32:52 AM] TheeverBomb: lets see...
[2:32:57 AM] TheeverBomb: so baboons exist?
[2:33:16 AM] Carter Staley: I doubt everything.. except me
[2:33:21 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:33:26 AM] TheeverBomb: does zang exist?
[2:33:32 AM] Carter Staley: lemme ask him brb
[2:33:59 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:34:19 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:34 AM] Zang:
<<< [11:33:49 PM] Carter Staley: josh do you exist?
[11:33:52 PM] Zang: no
[2:34:21 AM] TheeverBomb: cl;early he does
[2:34:25 AM] TheeverBomb: as he showed me that message
[2:34:42 AM] Carter Staley: This is getting confusing
[2:34:52 AM] TheeverBomb: well if zang exists...
[2:34:58 AM] Carter Staley: IF
[2:35:03 AM] TheeverBomb: he does
[2:35:08 AM] TheeverBomb: otherwise how did i get that message?
[2:35:15 AM | Edited 2:35:21 AM] Carter Staley: For the sake of this example, we will assume he does
[2:35:21 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:35:42 AM] TheeverBomb: if he exists, then platypi exist, then narwhals exist
[2:35:45 AM] TheeverBomb: do you exist?
[2:35:51 AM] Carter Staley: i do
[2:36:15 AM] Carter Staley: how is that true?
[2:36:21 AM] TheeverBomb: so you exist
[2:36:27 AM] Carter Staley: i do
[2:36:32 AM] TheeverBomb: and youre about as ridiculous as narwhals
[2:36:39 AM] TheeverBomb: ergo...
[2:36:42 AM] Carter Staley: sure
[2:36:43 AM] TheeverBomb: NARWHALS EXIST
[2:37:14 AM] Carter Staley: I'll have to run this through my calculator
[2:37:27 AM] TheeverBomb: have at it
[2:38:01 AM | Removed 2:38:29 AM] Carter Staley: This message has been removed.
[2:38:21 AM] Carter Staley: WRONG CHAT
[2:38:26 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:39:58 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:39 AM] Zang:
<<< [11:38:48 PM] Zang: Carter
[11:38:52 PM] Zang: you're a dumbass
[11:39:03 PM] Carter Staley: *logical personnope...no...i thing zangs right
[2:40:06 AM] TheeverBomb: carter...
[2:40:10 AM] TheeverBomb: can you do me a favour?
[2:40:14 AM] Carter Staley: is josh exists
[2:40:15 AM] TheeverBomb: id consider it a personal favour
[2:40:20 AM] Carter Staley: yes?
[2:40:32 AM] TheeverBomb: can you please PLEASE punch yourself in teh nutsack?
[2:40:49 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:40 AM] Carter Staley:
<<< is josh existsas you were saying?
[2:40:58 AM] Carter Staley: if*
[2:41:02 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:41:21 AM] TheeverBomb: go on
[2:41:45 AM] Carter Staley: i think therefor i am
[2:41:58 AM] TheeverBomb: if that were true
[2:42:05 AM] TheeverBomb: but you couldnt possibly be thinking
[2:42:09 AM] TheeverBomb: by the way carter...
[2:42:23 AM] TheeverBomb: how 'bout dem ligers?
[2:43:09 AM] Carter Staley: inter-species mating.. nbd
[2:43:34 AM] TheeverBomb: lol
[2:44:06 AM] TheeverBomb: so perhaps a narwhal is simply a mix between a nerd and a fat inbred redneck girl?
[2:44:22 AM] Carter Staley: could be..
[2:44:32 AM] TheeverBomb: is it looking more plausible?
[2:45:05 AM] Carter Staley: my calculator says 3
[2:45:21 AM] TheeverBomb: is that good?
[2:45:33 AM] Carter Staley: meh...
[2:45:40 AM] Carter Staley: possibly
[2:45:52 AM] TheeverBomb: soliek are we cool?
[2:45:58 AM] TheeverBomb: do narwhals exist?
[2:46:42 AM] Carter Staley: i dont wanna make an rash statements
[2:46:51 AM] TheeverBomb: fact is hardlly rash
[2:46:59 AM] TheeverBomb: admit it carter...yoiu know you wanna
[2:47:22 AM] TheeverBomb: everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt
[2:47:38 AM] Carter Staley: too much stress.
[2:47:41 AM] Carter Staley: ill sleep on it
[2:47:54 AM] TheeverBomb: YOU'LL SLEEP ON A NARWHAL?
[2:48:00 AM] TheeverBomb: you fucking redneck
[2:48:02 AM] Carter Staley: ouch
[2:48:10 AM] TheeverBomb: ouch?
[2:48:12 AM] TheeverBomb: why ouch?
[2:48:18 AM] Carter Staley: da big tooth
[2:48:30 AM] TheeverBomb: so not only do you admit that they exist you exist that the horn ios real
[2:48:31 AM] TheeverBomb: and that its a tooth
[2:48:41 AM] TheeverBomb: WE HAVE PROGRESS!
[2:48:50 AM] Carter Staley: sleeeping on it
[2:48:57 AM | Edited 2:48:59 AM] TheeverBomb: so will it hurt?
[2:49:07 AM] TheeverBomb: because if you think it willl
[2:49:15 AM] Carter Staley: yes
[2:49:28 AM] TheeverBomb: all you need to do is admit that narwhals exist and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt
[2:50:33 AM] Carter Staley: SLEEEEEEP
[2:50:35 AM] Carter Staley: bai
[2:50:40 AM] TheeverBomb: oh sure...
[2:50:42 AM] TheeverBomb: you pussy
[2:50:46 AM] TheeverBomb: run away from teh truth!
[2:51:02 AM] Carter Staley: *possibility of truth*
[2:51:17 AM] TheeverBomb: "And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
[2:51:26 AM] Carter Staley: if its real
[2:51:29 AM] TheeverBomb: it is
[2:51:39 AM] TheeverBomb: Doctor Who told me so
[2:51:55 AM] Carter Staley: [facepalm] THE Doctor
[2:52:10 AM] TheeverBomb: SO YOU ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL!
[2:52:13 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:52:16 AM | Edited 2:52:19 AM] TheeverBomb: so if he's real
[2:52:17 AM] Carter Staley: the Doctor is
[2:52:24 AM] TheeverBomb: then so are narwhals
[2:52:27 AM] TheeverBomb: because he told me so
[2:52:42 AM] Carter Staley: SLEEP
[2:52:47 AM] Carter Staley: bai
[2:52:49 AM] TheeverBomb: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
[2:53:13 AM] Carter Staley: DAMNIT.. im not gonna get and fucking sleep cause of this madeup blubbersack witha tooth
[2:53:29 AM] TheeverBomb: youre racist against creatures with big teeth!
[2:53:33 AM] TheeverBomb: THATS RACIST@!
[2:53:46 AM | Removed 2:53:55 AM] TheeverBomb: This message has been removed.
[2:53:52 AM] TheeverBomb: cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/2135/square/sw50sw8sw578.gif?1293729577
[2:54:00 AM] Carter Staley: I did not have sexual relations with that woman
[2:54:12 AM] TheeverBomb: THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
[2:54:41 AM] TheeverBomb: carter
[2:54:48 AM] TheeverBomb: if all zleebs are xoops
[2:54:56 AM] TheeverBomb: and some xoops are glorbs
[2:55:08 AM] TheeverBomb: then some zleebs must be glorbs
[2:55:10 AM] TheeverBomb: correct?
[2:55:18 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:55:30 AM] TheeverBomb: why not?
[2:56:03 AM] Carter Staley: [Dramatic exit by carter]
[12:39:26 AM] TheeverBomb:
[12:39:30 AM] TheeverBomb: carter
[12:39:38 AM] TheeverBomb: yoDO know im posting that in teh main chat right?
[12:39:42 AM] TheeverBomb: kcool
[12:39:49 AM] Carter Staley: >.>
[12:40:22 AM] TheeverBomb: rest now, child
[2:03:00 AM] TheeverBomb: dailyuw.com/2008/5/30/narwhals-those-arent-real/
[2:03:08 AM] TheeverBomb: dont worry carter...you arent the only one
[2:04:04 AM] Carter Staley: xD
[2:04:06 AM] Carter Staley: good
[2:04:53 AM] TheeverBomb: but they ARE real...
[2:05:14 AM] Carter Staley: i guess so
[2:05:23 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:05:42 AM] TheeverBomb: narwhalsexist.tumblr.com/
[2:05:58 AM] TheeverBomb: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=228860930199
[2:06:18 AM] TheeverBomb: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110218192238AAmdU6K
[2:06:23 AM] Carter Staley: *joined*
[2:06:24 AM] TheeverBomb: that last one is awesome
[2:06:48 AM] TheeverBomb: www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=narwahls+exist#q=narwhals+exist&hl=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=mbl:1&ei=QTFzTamyNpDPgAeWs9gy&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=9&ved=0CBcQ_AUoCA&prmdo=1&fp=baabfadbcef0c1e0
[2:06:59 AM] TheeverBomb: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107053055836
[2:10:00 AM] Carter Staley: is this just a big parnk the world is playing on me.. cause the more i think about them, the less real they seem
[2:10:44 AM] TheeverBomb: i totes just senjt that to zang
[2:10:58 AM] Carter Staley: >.>
[2:11:05 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:11:09 AM] TheeverBomb: seriously carter...
[2:11:11 AM] TheeverBomb: THEYRE FUCKING REAL
[2:11:42 AM] Carter Staley: Ill have to do some research
[2:11:46 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:11:56 AM] TheeverBomb: you really are hilarious
[2:19:51 AM] Carter Staley: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjjHiysBbE
[2:19:56 AM] Carter Staley: looks pretty cgi to me
[2:20:41 AM] TheeverBomb: how is that CGI?
[2:20:56 AM] Carter Staley: totally fake
[2:21:04 AM] TheeverBomb: what makesd you say thyat?
[2:21:31 AM] Carter Staley: They just look effing rediculous to be something real
[2:21:52 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:21:57 AM] TheeverBomb: ever seen a platypus?
[2:22:17 AM] Carter Staley: in pictures
[2:22:25 AM] TheeverBomb: are they real?
[2:23:14 AM] Carter Staley: They look plausible (sp)
[2:23:28 AM] TheeverBomb: so a platypus looks plausible...
[2:23:32 AM] TheeverBomb: but a narwhal doesnt...
[2:24:07 AM] Carter Staley: Do you and I walk around with a 9 foot tooth? No.. So they don't exist
[2:24:22 AM] TheeverBomb: do you walk around with a 6 foot trunk and tusks?
[2:24:50 AM] TheeverBomb: i think youre just racist against narwhals because theyre lower class and cant afford braces
[2:25:17 AM] Carter Staley: Narwhal dentists don't exist stupid
[2:25:42 AM] TheeverBomb: yes they do
[2:25:51 AM] TheeverBomb: my neighbour is a narwhal dentist
[2:26:00 AM] TheeverBomb: its not well paying...
[2:26:03 AM] TheeverBomb: but they exist
[2:26:08 AM] Carter Staley: Whered he get his certification?
[2:26:21 AM] TheeverBomb: UC berkeley
[2:26:37 AM] Carter Staley: There lies your problem
[2:26:41 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:26:46 AM] TheeverBomb: i see your point
[2:26:48 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:26:49 AM] TheeverBomb: bad answer
[2:26:58 AM] TheeverBomb: i know another one from NYU though
[2:27:18 AM] Carter Staley: >.> all apart of the prank on me
[2:27:23 AM] TheeverBomb: nosrsly
[2:27:38 AM] TheeverBomb: carter...
[2:27:44 AM] TheeverBomb: you cant possibly be this...
[2:27:47 AM] TheeverBomb: um...
[2:27:51 AM] TheeverBomb: stupid
[2:27:58 AM] Carter Staley: *logical
[2:28:01 AM] TheeverBomb: rofl
[2:28:07 AM] TheeverBomb: logical
[2:28:14 AM] TheeverBomb: explain...logically...
[2:28:30 AM] TheeverBomb: why, based purely on looks, a platyus seems possible yet a narwhal doesnt
[2:28:35 AM] Carter Staley: Things that look rediculous don't exist
[2:28:46 AM] TheeverBomb: and yet strangely you exist...
[2:28:58 AM] Carter Staley: i am borderline rediculous
[2:29:05 AM] TheeverBomb: thats your opinion
[2:29:14 AM] Carter Staley: therefore (sp) i pop in an out of reality
[2:29:22 AM] TheeverBomb: oic
[2:29:31 AM] TheeverBomb: now explain platypi
[2:29:58 AM] Carter Staley: I never confirmed nor denied their existance
[2:30:14 AM] TheeverBomb: well do so now
[2:30:21 AM] TheeverBomb: do you believe that platypi exist
[2:30:41 AM] Carter Staley: jaynenelson.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/tiny-velvety-platypi.jpg
Too fucking adorable
[2:30:53 AM | Edited 2:30:56 AM] TheeverBomb: is that a a yes?
[2:31:06 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:31:13 AM] TheeverBomb: well
[2:31:14 AM] TheeverBomb: yes or no
[2:31:19 AM] TheeverBomb: do platypi exist?
[2:31:40 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:31:51 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:31:52 AM] TheeverBomb: sec
[2:32:49 AM] TheeverBomb: k
[2:32:52 AM] TheeverBomb: lets see...
[2:32:57 AM] TheeverBomb: so baboons exist?
[2:33:16 AM] Carter Staley: I doubt everything.. except me
[2:33:21 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:33:26 AM] TheeverBomb: does zang exist?
[2:33:32 AM] Carter Staley: lemme ask him brb
[2:33:59 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:34:19 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:34 AM] Zang:
<<< [11:33:49 PM] Carter Staley: josh do you exist?
[11:33:52 PM] Zang: no
[2:34:21 AM] TheeverBomb: cl;early he does
[2:34:25 AM] TheeverBomb: as he showed me that message
[2:34:42 AM] Carter Staley: This is getting confusing
[2:34:52 AM] TheeverBomb: well if zang exists...
[2:34:58 AM] Carter Staley: IF
[2:35:03 AM] TheeverBomb: he does
[2:35:08 AM] TheeverBomb: otherwise how did i get that message?
[2:35:15 AM | Edited 2:35:21 AM] Carter Staley: For the sake of this example, we will assume he does
[2:35:21 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:35:42 AM] TheeverBomb: if he exists, then platypi exist, then narwhals exist
[2:35:45 AM] TheeverBomb: do you exist?
[2:35:51 AM] Carter Staley: i do
[2:36:15 AM] Carter Staley: how is that true?
[2:36:21 AM] TheeverBomb: so you exist
[2:36:27 AM] Carter Staley: i do
[2:36:32 AM] TheeverBomb: and youre about as ridiculous as narwhals
[2:36:39 AM] TheeverBomb: ergo...
[2:36:42 AM] Carter Staley: sure
[2:36:43 AM] TheeverBomb: NARWHALS EXIST
[2:37:14 AM] Carter Staley: I'll have to run this through my calculator
[2:37:27 AM] TheeverBomb: have at it
[2:38:01 AM | Removed 2:38:29 AM] Carter Staley: This message has been removed.
[2:38:21 AM] Carter Staley: WRONG CHAT
[2:38:26 AM] TheeverBomb:
[2:39:58 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:39 AM] Zang:
<<< [11:38:48 PM] Zang: Carter
[11:38:52 PM] Zang: you're a dumbass
[11:39:03 PM] Carter Staley: *logical personnope...no...i thing zangs right
[2:40:06 AM] TheeverBomb: carter...
[2:40:10 AM] TheeverBomb: can you do me a favour?
[2:40:14 AM] Carter Staley: is josh exists
[2:40:15 AM] TheeverBomb: id consider it a personal favour
[2:40:20 AM] Carter Staley: yes?
[2:40:32 AM] TheeverBomb: can you please PLEASE punch yourself in teh nutsack?
[2:40:49 AM] TheeverBomb: [2:40 AM] Carter Staley:
<<< is josh existsas you were saying?
[2:40:58 AM] Carter Staley: if*
[2:41:02 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:41:21 AM] TheeverBomb: go on
[2:41:45 AM] Carter Staley: i think therefor i am
[2:41:58 AM] TheeverBomb: if that were true
[2:42:05 AM] TheeverBomb: but you couldnt possibly be thinking
[2:42:09 AM] TheeverBomb: by the way carter...
[2:42:23 AM] TheeverBomb: how 'bout dem ligers?
[2:43:09 AM] Carter Staley: inter-species mating.. nbd
[2:43:34 AM] TheeverBomb: lol
[2:44:06 AM] TheeverBomb: so perhaps a narwhal is simply a mix between a nerd and a fat inbred redneck girl?
[2:44:22 AM] Carter Staley: could be..
[2:44:32 AM] TheeverBomb: is it looking more plausible?
[2:45:05 AM] Carter Staley: my calculator says 3
[2:45:21 AM] TheeverBomb: is that good?
[2:45:33 AM] Carter Staley: meh...
[2:45:40 AM] Carter Staley: possibly
[2:45:52 AM] TheeverBomb: soliek are we cool?
[2:45:58 AM] TheeverBomb: do narwhals exist?
[2:46:42 AM] Carter Staley: i dont wanna make an rash statements
[2:46:51 AM] TheeverBomb: fact is hardlly rash
[2:46:59 AM] TheeverBomb: admit it carter...yoiu know you wanna
[2:47:22 AM] TheeverBomb: everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt
[2:47:38 AM] Carter Staley: too much stress.
[2:47:41 AM] Carter Staley: ill sleep on it
[2:47:54 AM] TheeverBomb: YOU'LL SLEEP ON A NARWHAL?
[2:48:00 AM] TheeverBomb: you fucking redneck
[2:48:02 AM] Carter Staley: ouch
[2:48:10 AM] TheeverBomb: ouch?
[2:48:12 AM] TheeverBomb: why ouch?
[2:48:18 AM] Carter Staley: da big tooth
[2:48:30 AM] TheeverBomb: so not only do you admit that they exist you exist that the horn ios real
[2:48:31 AM] TheeverBomb: and that its a tooth
[2:48:41 AM] TheeverBomb: WE HAVE PROGRESS!
[2:48:50 AM] Carter Staley: sleeeping on it
[2:48:57 AM | Edited 2:48:59 AM] TheeverBomb: so will it hurt?
[2:49:07 AM] TheeverBomb: because if you think it willl
[2:49:15 AM] Carter Staley: yes
[2:49:28 AM] TheeverBomb: all you need to do is admit that narwhals exist and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt
[2:50:33 AM] Carter Staley: SLEEEEEEP
[2:50:35 AM] Carter Staley: bai
[2:50:40 AM] TheeverBomb: oh sure...
[2:50:42 AM] TheeverBomb: you pussy
[2:50:46 AM] TheeverBomb: run away from teh truth!
[2:51:02 AM] Carter Staley: *possibility of truth*
[2:51:17 AM] TheeverBomb: "And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
[2:51:26 AM] Carter Staley: if its real
[2:51:29 AM] TheeverBomb: it is
[2:51:39 AM] TheeverBomb: Doctor Who told me so
[2:51:55 AM] Carter Staley: [facepalm] THE Doctor
[2:52:10 AM] TheeverBomb: SO YOU ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL!
[2:52:13 AM] TheeverBomb: ok
[2:52:16 AM | Edited 2:52:19 AM] TheeverBomb: so if he's real
[2:52:17 AM] Carter Staley: the Doctor is
[2:52:24 AM] TheeverBomb: then so are narwhals
[2:52:27 AM] TheeverBomb: because he told me so
[2:52:42 AM] Carter Staley: SLEEP
[2:52:47 AM] Carter Staley: bai
[2:52:49 AM] TheeverBomb: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
[2:53:13 AM] Carter Staley: DAMNIT.. im not gonna get and fucking sleep cause of this madeup blubbersack witha tooth
[2:53:29 AM] TheeverBomb: youre racist against creatures with big teeth!
[2:53:33 AM] TheeverBomb: THATS RACIST@!
[2:53:46 AM | Removed 2:53:55 AM] TheeverBomb: This message has been removed.
[2:53:52 AM] TheeverBomb: cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/2135/square/sw50sw8sw578.gif?1293729577
[2:54:00 AM] Carter Staley: I did not have sexual relations with that woman
[2:54:12 AM] TheeverBomb: THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
[2:54:41 AM] TheeverBomb: carter
[2:54:48 AM] TheeverBomb: if all zleebs are xoops
[2:54:56 AM] TheeverBomb: and some xoops are glorbs
[2:55:08 AM] TheeverBomb: then some zleebs must be glorbs
[2:55:10 AM] TheeverBomb: correct?
[2:55:18 AM] Carter Staley: no
[2:55:30 AM] TheeverBomb: why not?
[2:56:03 AM] Carter Staley: [Dramatic exit by carter]