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Post by NormanTheOne on Jun 19, 2010 14:09:09 GMT -5
Jump off a cliff head first, and boink heads with the person below me, who will be TPBM coincidentally.
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Post by Johncoyne on Jun 20, 2010 18:10:41 GMT -5
I lock TPBM in a very small coffin. The coffin would provide enough air and an IV bag to allow TPBM to survive for six months. All the while, Shepard Tones would be playing. After the six months, TPBM would be dropped into the Atlantic Ocean, 30 feet away from the shore. Because TPBM was in a coffin for six months, their muscles would be very very very weak. They would lie there, frustrated because the couldn't move. After a few hours, TPBM would have either drowned or been carried to shore by the tides. Still, they wouldn't be able to move. Once on shore, TPBM would be carried away by a cannibalistic tribe of natives. They would cook TPBM. Rotisserie style.
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Post by click3tyclick on Jun 20, 2010 18:20:04 GMT -5
I lock TPBM in a very small coffin. The coffin would provide enough air and an IV bag to allow TPBM to survive for six months. All the while, Shepard Tones would be playing. After the six months, TPBM would be dropped into the Atlantic Ocean, 30 feet away from the shore. Because TPBM was in a coffin for six months, their muscles would be very very very weak. They would lie there, frustrated because the couldn't move. After a few hours, TPBM would have either drowned or been carried to shore by the tides. Still, they wouldn't be able to move. Once on shore, TPBM would be carried away by a cannibalistic tribe of natives. They would cook TPBM. Rotisserie style dead from starvation.
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Post by icarus on Jun 20, 2010 18:42:42 GMT -5
Me and TPBM decided to see if you could swim in a pool filled with jello. TPBM jumped in head first and unfortunately did not survive. Now we know!
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Post by Johncoyne on Jun 20, 2010 20:25:27 GMT -5
I lock TPBM in a very small coffin. The coffin would provide enough air and an IV bag to allow TPBM to survive for six months. All the while, Shepard Tones would be playing. After the six months, TPBM would be dropped into the Atlantic Ocean, 30 feet away from the shore. Because TPBM was in a coffin for six months, their muscles would be very very very weak. They would lie there, frustrated because the couldn't move. After a few hours, TPBM would have either drowned or been carried to shore by the tides. Still, they wouldn't be able to move. Once on shore, TPBM would be carried away by a cannibalistic tribe of natives. They would cook TPBM. Rotisserie style dead from starvation.The IV bag would supply nutrition for TPBM to survive, silly Franny.
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Post by Benyamin on Jun 21, 2010 1:09:00 GMT -5
In the words of captain underpants "make tpbm listen to cher"
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