kill the person below you

[bombmaniac]

well, like the title suggests, think up the most imaginative way to kill the person below you.

/me pokes bamboo slivers under TPBM's fingernails and pushes until he dies of shock.

[charlaine2124]

attaks TPBM with multiple knives

well, it's my signature move... has to be used once at least

[morbidbarbie]

Saw the person below me in half slowly while they are still awake.

[Kevak]

OMG!

Makes TPBM kill himself.

[AkeR]

replace each body part of TPBM with robotic limbs etc with no anesthetic until only the brain remains then shock them until the die =P

[Ricky]

Go back in time
Steal TPBM as a child
Isolate him/her from society
Always telling the person stories of how cars are caring and wonderful animals
dress up as a car and be their friend
One day when they are all grown up take them to a highway
let them lose telling him/her to go hug some cars.

They'll be emotionally and physically hurt, afterwards they will die ;D

[general-pain]

kill them by putting them in this octopus' line of fire fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/145/2/5/Dan_Brown_On_an_octopus_with_T_by_Jeneral_Pain.jpg

[metallica210]

kill them with fire!

[Lyserg Zeroz]

I tie TPBM to a big table made of a really dense and hard material, I get tons of needles and slightly pierce his/her skin with them, not getting deeper than the first or second layer of skin, but so that the needles can stand there by themselves.
I then activate a giant magnet underneath the bed, the needles pierce the body but are blocked by the bed. And now I move around the magnet and play with it so the needles make a mess inside TPBM's body until he/she dies =D

[Ryan]

I hope that there are no potential serial killers on this forum - because these are some crazy awesome ideas!

I break 1 bone in TPBM's body every day for 206 days. After every bone has been broken I put them in a cold steel room with food slots on either end. Since their bones would not have healed properly it would be agonizing for them to move correctly, so putting their diminishing food supply would be exceptionally painful, as each day the get less and less food until they starve.

[general-pain]

TPBM dies. i phoned Death and had him take you. yah sorry about his poor taste in vehicles - i didnt think he owned a Gee Whizz either =/

[knightofarboria]

TPBM gets in a drunken fistfight with a grizzly bear. (S)he loses.

[bombmaniac]

i nail TPBM to a wall by his toes. 1 nail per toe driven through the toenail, through the toe and anchored securely to the wall. i then proceed to place 2 dog bowls just out of reach of TPBM. one filled with salted pretzels and the other with brine. after a few days of starvation TPBM will be desperate enough to shred their own toes to get at the food. when TPBM reaches the food, (s)he will wolf it down in record speed, only to realize with horror that they have just worsened their condition. the food and drink will have nourished them slightly. they will live for a few more days maybe even a week or two. each day will be agony. their shredded toes will throb with infection. their body will begin to eat itself to combat the hunger and dehydration. the mental anguish of what they did to themselves will set in. their condition will deteriorate day after day after day. as they near their death, psychic horror will set in. they realize there is nothing they can do to prevent their inevitable and extremely painful death. they will go insane, and attempt to kill themself by bashing their head against the wall. but to no avail. the wall is padded with soft foam rubber. they will live out every single agonizing second of the rest of their wretched life fearing, and embracing the inevitable simultaneously. at the moment of death, they will be in both a state of absolute terror and ecstasy. i will remove the recording i made of the process, microwave some popcorn, grab some coke, sit back in my recliner, watch the footage, and laugh.

[MohamedFF]

goes back in time, using a corndog, and kills the first life form
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[newschooled]

Death by overexposure to episodes of sex in the city.

[Alex]

I'll wrap rubber bands around each of TPBM's fingers and toes. I let the person sit in a dark room for three days, then put 5 giant poisonous spiders, 5 giant hungry rats, and 5 huge snakes in the room. After 1 day, I press a button that releases gasoline and gun powder into the air, and then after 10 minute lights a match.

[icarus]

I'm going to take a dull knife, and slowly, peel TPBM's skin from his body. Then I will break both of his legs with a sledgehammer and abandon him/her in the middle of a giant forest, where he/she will crawl around in agony until they die or are eaten by wild animals.

[Ferrrrrre]

Get a corndog, find TPBM do every post above one by one and after each time TBPM dies use the time travel corn dog to get back before I did anything and do the next post ^

Creativity FTW

[Engesa Green once more]

Kidnap TPBM Over several months I lock TPBM in some tight place and tortures TPBM each day while I don't torture him I let him listen to conversations about how the world could be a better place one would just have to do something about it (I.E. with violence) then after a while I let him out at starts treating him nice and thereby ending up brainwashing him into believing that everything I say is the right thing to do. at last I arm him an make him with a handgun and makes him go into someterrorist camp where he would start shooting people and when they shoot back he would at the end die.

[Helmet]

Tries to kill TPBM, then realizes that he loves them too much! He gives them the BIGGEST hug they've ever seen, but their head popped off.