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Post by Joey on Aug 22, 2010 21:01:07 GMT -5
So my school is doing a comedy, and for the audition, all you need to have prepared is a joke, then some cold reads. So the joke is the really only way to stand out a ton. A longer joke that has a kicking punch line would be best, and of course, appropriate.
Auditions are Tuesday so sooner is better. Thanks!
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Post by Raydawn on Aug 23, 2010 3:39:36 GMT -5
penis!!!! best joke : D
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Niek
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This is my dog. His name is Scruffy.
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Post by Niek on Aug 23, 2010 16:54:58 GMT -5
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pyroboy007
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there is no substitute for good logic
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Post by pyroboy007 on Aug 30, 2010 16:13:15 GMT -5
here's one: a man hates his wife for robbing him penniless, so he asks a friend for advice. The friend tells him to open a large life insurance policy on his wife with him as the benefactor, and then find some way to kill her. The man agrees, and this same friend hooks him up with a nefarious underworld character known only as "Artie." Artie agrees to kill the wife for 10,000 dollars, but the husband tells him that he can't pay him until after he gets the life insurance payout. Artie demands some sort of down-payment, so the man looks in his wallet and finds a lone dollar bill. Artie reluctantly takes that and starts following the wife around. He follows her into a Safeway, into a secluded isle where he strangles her to death. Coincidentally, the manager happens to walk by, and, not wanting any witnesses, Artie strangles him, too. Unknown to him, a security guard was watching the whole thing. The police catch Artie soon after and the news swarms all over it.
wait for it....
The next day in bold letters on the front page of the newspaper is the following headline: "Artie chokes two for a dollar at Safeway!"
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Post by Jackson on Aug 31, 2010 6:11:44 GMT -5
So I was in the store the other day, and there was a blind man in there, with a golden retriever as his guide. So, this guy, he picks up his golden retriever by the tail and starts spinning him around over his head. I asked, "Sir, what are you doing?" He replied, "Just takin' a look around."
HAHA! IZ FUNNY!
Or maybe I'm just stupid.
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Post by newschooled on Sept 3, 2010 11:52:47 GMT -5
You can NEVER go wrong with: "This blows more than..." And then follow up with some recent pop culture blunder or celebrity doings. For example: "This weather blows more than Paris Hilton's chewing gum" (...And ofcourse, if you're up do date on celebrity happenings, COMEDY!) Edit: If that doesn't work, just pick up one of these bad boys...
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