BONUS Round 18:*tries to move the rocket*...*realises it is really heavy*...
-"Can someone help my with this thing?"
I take a break and realise that i need to use the Mens room...
*looks around**sees the firewall*
-"meh, might as well"
*urinates an opening into the firewall**zips up his fly*
I realise i still have samples in my pocket, so i send them over to intel.
The firewall opens up slightly, but when you're done it dims down to fill the gap. Sample sent, lab results: it's stone. You eat a small slice of birthday cake, you feel a bit stronger.
Status change: Firewall intensity -50% (bonus: +3 (max)HP!)
i give the "Kitsune's Ball" to Nakor... now im sworn to protect him, for now.
What to say, ball given? You eat a huge slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger.
Status change: Nothing (bonus: +8 (max)HP!)
I think I'll start building an atelier. An atelier is something of a workshop for mages. It's a safe haven of sorts and contains the sigils/circles/items/whatever needed for a wizard to cast more powerful spells. (Though unimportant to this game, it also serves as a safe place to test spells without risking the local populace.
Wizard's atelier under construction... You eat a big slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger.
Status change: Constructing Atelier (2 turns remaining), (bonus: +7 (max)HP!)
i prepare to bomb the wall with my fighter pilot skills
"olatnip here papa bear, you aircraft is ready to depart, runway 6." You eat a small slice of birthday cake, you feel a bit stronger.
Status change: Prepared attack(Bombing run, 1 turn), (bonus: +3 (max)HP!)
well i guess i fire something big and heavy at the wall/tower/ whatever the hell it is now.
You search for something big, you find nothing. You eat a small slice of birthday cake, you feel a bit stronger.
Status change: (bonus: +3 (max)HP!)
I stick Dynamite into cracks in the wall and prepare for detonation.
(I have a big red button that allows me to trigger the blast)
Detonation Preperation complete, but you burn yourself on the firewall. You eat a huge slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger.
Status change: -4HP, (bonus: +8 (max)HP!)
2/3 Training to be an engineer.
You are correct, as a celebration you eat a big slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger.
Status change: (bonus: +8 (max)HP!)
*pulls out laser designator for acuracy bonus*
You lie down, setup the laser designator and keep the pointer on the top of the tower, as long as you keep doing this, olatnip's attack is more likely to hit (from 50% to 75%).
warning to all players: This'll be the first and final round i'm allowing 2 attacks per round. Wait your turn.Status change: (olatnip)attack +1.
/me slams the wall with her shield, protecting herself from any barriers.
Wait, wut? you got a shield too? i was using the dice for a 2H sword/mace constantly, lucky b*bleep*rd. You bash trough the firewall, but the tower prepared for this, it tilts slightly so your shield doesn't hit straight, it bounces off and you fall backwards, you're now TRAPPED in the firewall. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger.
Status change: TRAPPED!, (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
I go to the same pharmacy the next day, and buy 5 big boxes of band-aids
ah, the dice like you again, rolled a 20, critical hit, kinda. The cashier miscalculates and you get more change than what you paid, you use the difference to by an ice-cream and celebrate, sadly you dropped your ice-cream, oh well. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger.
Status change: Hospital has band-aids, (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
AustKyzor joins the partyI begin Biologist training
You mean biology, right? anyway, you're lucky since you get to eat a big slice of birthday cake, you feel stronger.
Status change: (bonus: +7 (max)HP!)
I press the big red button, thereby detonating the dynamite I placed in the wall.
BOOM, but the tower is still standing.
Status change: -1towerHP
i begin building a chemistry lab, in order to both invent new ways to heal people and to make ways to destroy the wall.
It will be done
did you have a slice yet? no? k, here's the last slice. You eat a tiny slice of birthday cake, you feel a little bit stronger.
Status change: Constructing Chemistry lab(2 turns remaining), (bonus: +1 (max)HP!)
*uses bonus round to begin engineering training*
You want three attacks? uhm,no... so the tower hits you on the head with a brick.
Status change: -4HP
?!?!Tower transformation complete!
Tower throws wake-up bricks to inactive players:cooltiger413(1st): Miss.
robingoespogo(1st): Miss.
shoopdawhoop23(1st): Miss.
Round-based status changes:norwegian +0.5HP (medic training).
Tower stats:HP: 99.437 / 100.000
Status: Has firewall (50% effective)
Attackers:(
underlined attackers are new since this round | dead attackers will be
striketrough and removed next turn.)
austkyzor | HP: 107/107 | Training: None (Biologist -2) | Status: None |
cooltiger413 | HP: 79/100 | Training: None | Status: None |
foorganders | HP: 100/100 | Training: None | Status: None |
olatnip | HP: 103/103 | Training: Fighter Pilot | Status: Prepared attack(Bombing run +1, 1 turn) |
masterofthedark91 | HP: 102/103 | Training: Commando | Status: charging attack (Artillery strike, 1 turn) |
Nakor | HP: 36/107 | Training: Arcane mage | Status: Building(Atelier, -2) |
nerdofthestage | HP: 100/100 | Training: None | Status: None |
norwegian | HP: 76.5/101 |
[/color][/td][td]
Training: Medic[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]robingoespogo[/td][td]
HP: 88/108[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]rogers91[/td][td]
HP: 103/103[/td][td]
Training: None[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]shoopdawhoop23[/td][td]
HP: 101/101[/td][td]
Training: Chemist[/td][td]
Status: Building(ChemLab, -2)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]swiftthefox15[/td][td]
HP: 108/108[/td][td]
Training: Summoner[/td][td]
Status: Nothing,
Body-mod: Kemonomimi Kitsune[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]swimfellow[/td][td]
HP: 79/108[/color][/td][td]
Training: None(Engineer -1)[/td][td]
Status: None[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]therealnancyr[/td][td]
HP: 98/101[/td][td]
Training: Warrior[/td][td]
Status: Trapped[/td][/tr]
[/table]
Constructs:Object Name | Owner | Allowed Users | Status |
Field hospital | Norwegian | Those trained in medicine | Ready to use |
Rocket | Nobody | Those trained in aerospace engineering | Ready to use |
Rocket Launcher | masterofthedark91 | Those trained in modern warfare | Ready to use |
Trebuchet+1 | rogers91 | Those trained in medieval warfare | Ready to use |
Zeppelin | nick5435 | Certified Pilots | Ready to use |
Rules:(New/modified rules are underlined for a round)
- Large attacks will require more than 1 turn, and will interrupt on distractions.
- Body modifications (like wings) take 2 turns.
- Speciality trainings might give special bonuses and will take 2 turns to get. (switching speciality takes 5 turns, it's tough to forget.)
- Don't roleplay anything but yourself (and your machinery)
- Builds take 5 turns without relevant training, and 3 with such training... any distractions will increase building time with 0.5 turns (this includes, but is not limited to: being attacked, doing anything that isn't building.)
- inactive players shall receive present from the Tower, in the shape of fast-travelling stones hurting your face, they get more painful every turn.(30% chance to hit, max of 4 bricks, max HP/brick = 8*turns inactive), after 5 turns the Tower's hitrate will be 100%.
- Death is permanent, well, unless you decide to re-join, then you start at full HP again.
- Constructs can only be used by it's owner, those with relative training and those with permission of the owner. (people with relative training can be blacklisted by the owner.)
p.s. i seemed to have messed up my wording, my birthday is the 26th, i was tired, am sorry... thanks for the happy birthdays though!
p.s.s. sorry for the delay.