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Post by Flags_Forever on Sept 8, 2010 14:37:13 GMT -5
Dragons Location: Tropical Mesa in Central Africa The Dragon God sends 12 Wyverns to scout for the wild animals home base. Three Chinese Dragons and a Norwegian Ridgeback are sent to rescue the shogun from the Wild Swashbucklers, killing 3000 of them. One Chinese Dragon is mortally wounded. Norwegian Ridgeback (henceforth known as Neil): "Pirates, Vikings, and Amazons of Swashbuckland! Surrender to the Dragon God, or we will call in 5000 Blue Eyes Shining Dragons to destroy you!"
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 8, 2010 15:27:55 GMT -5
Animmals Location: ? Snow: Where the heck are we? Junior: No idea... Alpha Dog: Come closer junior... Junior: Why? Alpha Dog: The collars have GPS screens in them... aparantly the mafia flew us out to central Africa. 12 wyverns fly overheadSnow: What are those things. Alphadog: Wyverns... Snow & Junior: Whaaaaa? Alphadog: They came from that direction, lets go see whats over there. Meanwhile , at the base: 99 kittens returnCat Leader: 98... 99... ... ... , Wheres my son? Kitten1: He got lost and is presumed dead Sir. Cat Leader: So he might be alive? Kitten2: It's a possibility Sir, but we doubt it... *alarm sounds* Cat Leader: What's going on? Dog on intercom: Our radar has picked up 12 flying things closing in fast. Cat Leader: Get everyone inside an seal the gates!!! Gates closed... Wyverns locked out BACK IN THE SAHARA DESERT: Alpha Dog: hey arent you the cat that... Snow:... no... Alpha Dog: ...But... Snow: ...Just shut up... Alpha Dog: *wispers to junior* Who died and made him the leader? Snow: I heard that...
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 8, 2010 15:41:16 GMT -5
100 Ninjas: Location: Hotel
Awaiting Mafia decision.
4900 Ninjas Location: Sahara Desert
-Ninjas: Hey! Snow, Alpha, Junior, over here! Now. -Junior: Oh god.. What do you want?? How did you get here?? -Ninjas: We're different ninjas. But we know all. -Alpha: What do you want? -Ninjas: We want you to agree with our deal. We'll just keep showing up if you don't.
Deal?
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 8, 2010 16:00:04 GMT -5
Animals:
Alpha Dog: Ugh... you are becoming an annoyance... I will agree to this only on one condition. Ninjas: Yes? Alpha Dog: You see that golden temple over the horizon? Ninjas: Yes? Alpha Dog: I heard they have some pretty cool treasures in there, but the place is guarded by dragons... can you go fetch me a golden dragon bone? Im hungry. Ninjas: Yes, we shall return with that.
All 4900 ninjas enter the dragon temple. Theire wepons are innefective on the dragons, so they all die horrible and painfull deaths.
Snow: Do you think they made it? Alpha Dog: ... Not a chance *laughts*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 16:01:02 GMT -5
Mafia Location: surrounded by 100 ninjas in a hotel
Ninja: What were you doing here? Did you come here to attack us? Mafioso #1: No, we didn't even know you guys were here! We came for other stuff. Ninja: What? Mafioso #1: We don't know! Our boss only tells us what to do, not the entire mission. Mobster #2: He only told us to grab a shipment coming to this hotel and to leave no witnesses. Mafia Guy #3: We sure are gonna get whacked when we get back, this is all over the f*****' news! Ninja: So how about that proposal? Mafioso #1: What? We don't decide that! We just do things. You need to talk with the boss or one of his guys. Them will give you an answer. Ninja: We let you go free if you set up a meeting with your boss then. Mobster #2: Ok, we will try our best, but give no guarantees.
The mafia guys are freed up, and 3 days later the ninjas receive a phone call, setting up a meeting in a café nearby. It's not with the boss tough, but with one representative.
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 8, 2010 16:12:44 GMT -5
1 Ninja Sahara
We got the bone! Junior: What? Ninja: I survived, in fact I revived everyone, me? Well, I just came to help, but I was late... 1000 are still dead, but it's good. Junior: Oh crap.
100 ninjas Location: Seeing Mafia Representative The representative says the Boss is ok with it, but to not let those ninjas get too.. Ya know.. Alive. Pretend to agree with it.
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Post by Flags_Forever on Sept 8, 2010 17:22:53 GMT -5
12 Wyverns Location: Animals home base
Wyvern Leader: "Great Dragon God, the animals have locked their gate, and it's a good one! Your orders?"
Dragon God (hence forth to be called Narga{Genealogy of the Holy War reference! ;D): "I am sending a group of female Red Eyes Black Dragons to attack. Take Your Squadron and take up position high above Manhattan to cover the Ninja's at their meeting with the Mafia.
Wvrn Ldr.: "As you wish, Great One."
The Wvrn. Squdron retreats to Manhattan. A group of Red Eyes with Invisibility Cloaks arrive at the base, and lay their eggs outside the base. The animals, unaware of the Red Eyes presence, take the reptile eggs inside. The eggs quickly hatch into Red Eyes Black Chicks, who open the gate for the adult Red Eyes. The Red Eyes force a surrender and capture several hundred animals as prisoners of war, but the animal commanders and much of the main force flee before the surrender. Several hundred Curse of Dragons and Komouri Dragons arrive to reinforce the captured base, now renamed Ena Outpost(Radiant Dawn Reference! ;D)
Note: Strike through indicates telepathic communication.
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Post by Flappy on Sept 8, 2010 20:29:22 GMT -5
The Wild Swashbuckler's die of starvation... Either that, or someone else becomes them...Lol, it's too hard to keep up with this game...
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Post by Flags_Forever on Sept 8, 2010 21:14:27 GMT -5
Should we start over with more clearly defined rules?
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 8, 2010 22:20:29 GMT -5
I'd agree, this is too out of control.
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Post by Tony, the one and only on Sept 9, 2010 13:57:17 GMT -5
well no more need for bold... probably a game master with dice should decide the outcome?
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 9, 2010 16:43:08 GMT -5
Who's going to be the game master?
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Post by Flags_Forever on Sept 9, 2010 18:11:54 GMT -5
I don't have that good an attention span...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 18:26:07 GMT -5
I wont be here often enough to control all of this. (I hope my mafia doesn't get dusty...) I'd suggest the person who created the thread, but even the pirates are missing for a few days...
Perhaps we could propose self control systems, but just as a temporary solution until a game master offers himself.
I'd say, limit the amount of times we post to once or twice a day (a game master would implement a turn system anyway, this way we would get used before he/she arrived). If twice a day, the second post would be in reaction to all adversaries' posts, so the person could assume a defensive strategy and plan counter attacks.
Another measure could be for us to disclose all items we have (weapons, staff, bases, vehicles, money, etc), and being able to control other's items by majority voting when we feel they are unfair.
Again, I say we should only do this until we have a game master (and anyway, these are things a game master would control).
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Post by Flags_Forever on Sept 9, 2010 18:42:12 GMT -5
Limit initial troop numbers to 100, gaining 10 in reinforcements every turn. Commanders (The Shogun, The Alpha Dog, The Pirate Captain, The Mafia Don, and the Dragon God; respectively) are not included in troop totals. There should be a limit on the use of Ninja healing and Dragon Mist healing (Me and Swimfellow). Forces should get a bonus if their commander is on the field. Each group has a a territory of five distinct fields, one of them being there base.
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 9, 2010 20:01:25 GMT -5
^Like it... But still, we need to get a game master...
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Post by landostarchaser on Sept 9, 2010 20:33:51 GMT -5
Ok, i've decided to jump in with cowboys, but if y'all are making a new thread i guess i'll wait?
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 9, 2010 20:59:57 GMT -5
Huh?
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Post by landostarchaser on Sept 9, 2010 21:07:22 GMT -5
nevermind
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Post by SwimFellow on Sept 9, 2010 22:20:28 GMT -5
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