Post by Rogers91 on Nov 6, 2010 1:25:11 GMT -5
A friend of mine at work told me the most hysterically funny story to ever come from that tiny stupid grocery store.
So lets call the young 17 year old guy Scott and the 26 year old lesbian boss Jan... yeah that should work..
Jan knows everybody and has always been cool so one day she asked Scott if he would like to go to the movies. Scott knew that Jan had gone through a bad break up not long ago and so he went just cause well why not. so Scott shows up for what he assumed was just a friendly movie and Jan showed up in a dress. now the reason why this is significant is because for the past 3 years we have all known her she has never dressed like a girl and her best formal wear was khakis and a pink or blue button up from the men's department. so this shocking she looks like a girl thing made Scott nervous but he decided to go along with it because maybe it was nothing. then the movie started and it went on for a bit and she tried to make a move. that's when Scott became a bit uncomfortable and pulled the i need to use the restroom maneuver...
from there nothing interesting happened but then Jan started to text Scott and uhh yeah it got really weird..
Scott told me this story today and my reaction was nothing but laughter and the reassurance that he is just so manly and hot that he converted a lesbian to being at the least bi... he wasn't as big into laughing.
the reason i wrote this though is it made me think... what would i have done if i was in his situation.. i have personally never thought of her as anything more than that awesome boss that we all really liked and the funny and slightly bipolar cashier before her promotion. so uhh yeah what would you have done if you where in that kind of situation or better yet why do you think that seemed to happen...
So lets call the young 17 year old guy Scott and the 26 year old lesbian boss Jan... yeah that should work..
Jan knows everybody and has always been cool so one day she asked Scott if he would like to go to the movies. Scott knew that Jan had gone through a bad break up not long ago and so he went just cause well why not. so Scott shows up for what he assumed was just a friendly movie and Jan showed up in a dress. now the reason why this is significant is because for the past 3 years we have all known her she has never dressed like a girl and her best formal wear was khakis and a pink or blue button up from the men's department. so this shocking she looks like a girl thing made Scott nervous but he decided to go along with it because maybe it was nothing. then the movie started and it went on for a bit and she tried to make a move. that's when Scott became a bit uncomfortable and pulled the i need to use the restroom maneuver...
from there nothing interesting happened but then Jan started to text Scott and uhh yeah it got really weird..
Scott told me this story today and my reaction was nothing but laughter and the reassurance that he is just so manly and hot that he converted a lesbian to being at the least bi... he wasn't as big into laughing.
the reason i wrote this though is it made me think... what would i have done if i was in his situation.. i have personally never thought of her as anything more than that awesome boss that we all really liked and the funny and slightly bipolar cashier before her promotion. so uhh yeah what would you have done if you where in that kind of situation or better yet why do you think that seemed to happen...