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Post by varalidaine on Mar 21, 2010 16:27:37 GMT -5
Ok, people are always using stupid/silly/annoying pickup lines, so what do you say back when you want nothing to do with the person? Here are 5 random but imaginative pickup lines, see if you can come up with a witty comeback for any or all of them.
1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
2. Did you fart? Because you blew me away
3. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
4. Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
5. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Post by click3tyclick on Mar 21, 2010 16:49:05 GMT -5
1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? This is a joke, not a pickup line. Seriously.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 23, 2010 23:31:53 GMT -5
2. Did you fart? Because you blew me away = Nope, I think that was you
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Post by Trinton on Mar 25, 2010 20:10:57 GMT -5
Number four doesn't make any sense, I'm just sayin. I mean, they'd have to be made of metal to be attracted to the magnet, and it would have to be an unreasonable powerful magnet to attrack the person across the room, where I assume they'd be before they approached someone with this horrible pick up line.
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Post by varalidaine on Mar 26, 2010 18:18:55 GMT -5
OK ok fine. Everyone's a critic lol. Here are a few different ones. I promise, these are actually used. and YES they are pickup lines. Just more realistic.
1. "Excuse me, is this seat taken?"
2."Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about the drinks"
3. "You look like you might be interested in some great conversation."
4. "Wow! I really like that (insert item of clothing or fragrance) you’re wearing."
5. "Can I interest you in a glass of (whatever drink has the most alcohol on the menu)?"
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AGaW
Moon
Why is everyone dancing? PANIC!
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Post by AGaW on Mar 26, 2010 18:38:01 GMT -5
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
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Post by varalidaine on Mar 27, 2010 20:08:50 GMT -5
ROFL!
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 27, 2010 22:08:46 GMT -5
Have you ever had an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
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Post by Spot Moon Cool on Oct 31, 2010 21:00:29 GMT -5
I am a vegetarian so I go to McDonalds and ask them for veggie burgers.
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Flappy
Star
Grrr! But not really....
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Post by Flappy on Nov 1, 2010 18:10:57 GMT -5
"Does this rag smell like you just farted? Because I have a map to a magnet that smells like a raisin...get away from me..."
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Post by Spot Moon Cool on Nov 1, 2010 19:21:38 GMT -5
NEVER GET ANGRY!!!!!! OR I GET ANGRY AT YOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!! (*Camera Breaks Downs and everyone falls down 2*)
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Post by Jackson on Nov 3, 2010 6:44:39 GMT -5
I am a vegetarian so I go to McDonalds and ask them for veggie burgers. Nice job bumping a 7 month old topic... |
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