Good (bad) pick-up lines

[Flappy]

In this thread, we shall discuss pick-up lines.

Now, when I think "pick-up line" I think of a bad pun to win over the girl/guy...something like:

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

or

Do you wanna go to the gym? Because I can see 'us' working out.

So what are some of your favorite bad pick-up lines?

[Kevak]

Oh you like the Beatles? Wanna go on a Magical Mystery Tour with me?

[Insane_Zang]

I can show you my yellow submarine...

[Alex]

I like you, let's have sex!

[Insane_Zang]

I've got the STD, all we need is U