Post by austkyzor on Mar 25, 2011 22:38:07 GMT -5
Hello Drivers!
Look at your dash, now back to the road, now back to the dash, NOW BACK TO THE ROAD!
Fortunately, your dash isn't the road, but if you continue to look at the gauges every 5 seconds, it will become part of the road.
Look out! Back to the road. Where are you? Your in an accident BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING AT NOT THE ROAD.
What's in your hand, back to me - I have it: It's a manilla envelope with a court summons and dangerous driving tickets - look again: THE ENVELOPE IS NOW HANDCUFFS!
This is what will happen if you don't keep your eyes on the road and be a good driver. I'm on a bike.
(To the old-spice jingle:) Keep your eyes on the road, you moron
Look at your dash, now back to the road, now back to the dash, NOW BACK TO THE ROAD!
Fortunately, your dash isn't the road, but if you continue to look at the gauges every 5 seconds, it will become part of the road.
Look out! Back to the road. Where are you? Your in an accident BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING AT NOT THE ROAD.
What's in your hand, back to me - I have it: It's a manilla envelope with a court summons and dangerous driving tickets - look again: THE ENVELOPE IS NOW HANDCUFFS!
This is what will happen if you don't keep your eyes on the road and be a good driver. I'm on a bike.
(To the old-spice jingle:) Keep your eyes on the road, you moron
#cookies.. 
