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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 17, 2011 2:04:34 GMT -5
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM IF: (Commentator Foxworthy on radical Muslims) 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you don’t wear shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear. You may be a Muslim 8. You recently learned that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim
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Post by Alex on Apr 17, 2011 7:04:04 GMT -5
Oh god the racism in this is incredibly immense.
I vote for impeachment.
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Post by austkyzor on Apr 17, 2011 9:23:19 GMT -5
How incredibly racist, and completely expected of Jeff Foxworthy
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Post by Jackson on Apr 17, 2011 9:38:10 GMT -5
Oh god the racism in this is incredibly immense. I vote for impeachment. this. I would report this to a moderator, but hell, he's a moderator...
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Post by V on Apr 17, 2011 11:26:23 GMT -5
You May Be Muslin If You: - Like To Use People For Food - Complain About How You A Supposedly "Abused By You Parents" - Pose On Everything You See (Including Posing To Be A Nerd, Idk How To Do That...) - Act Like You Have Sever ADHD But Actually Showing Symptoms Of Turrets Syndrome (Screaming "Meow" Every Five Seconds) - Get Kidded Out Of A University For Sexual Harassment Sorry To Say If You Show Any Of These Signs You Definitely Are A Muslim (I Hate).
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Post by Raydawn on Apr 17, 2011 12:58:22 GMT -5
Oh god the racism in this is incredibly immense. I vote for impeachment. this. I would report this to a moderator, but hell, he's a moderator... oh the ignorance.
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 17, 2011 13:51:48 GMT -5
this. I would report this to a moderator, but hell, he's a moderator... oh the ignorance. STICK IT TO THE MAN
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Post by Jackson on Apr 17, 2011 22:22:32 GMT -5
there, that smiley face should be enough to hide the fact that I'm plotting to kill him. oh fuck, am I typing this? dammit, shouldn't I really stop by now? well, there's a backspace key, but it's so far over there. maybe if I say Justin bieber people will stop reading this. Justin bieber! are you still reading this? why? doesn't the word Justin bieber scare you off? damn you.
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Post by SwimFellow on Apr 17, 2011 22:33:23 GMT -5
Impeach Asher!!
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 17, 2011 22:35:10 GMT -5
SWIMFELLOW AND JACKSON FOR MODS!!!
only if they agree to get raped weekly by black catholic priests...owait. they do that voluntarily.
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Post by SwimFellow on Apr 17, 2011 22:42:01 GMT -5
I admit Asher, that was actually pretty good
Well, most of it anyways..
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 17, 2011 22:46:21 GMT -5
getting raped was pretty good? *tmi*
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Post by newschooled on Apr 18, 2011 0:00:31 GMT -5
Blatant racism is NOT acceptable conduct on SPOTM, let alone from a staff member.
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Post by bombmaniac on Apr 18, 2011 0:04:20 GMT -5
oh fucks sake...its comedy. it CLEARLY says its from jeff foxworthy on top. teh point of a comedian is to tell jokes...JOKES not truths. unless thats what you accept these jokes as
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