The Official Rules of SPOTM

[bombmaniac]

1. Do not talk about /Dan/
2. Do NOT talk about /Dan/
3. We are Mods.
4. Mods are legion.
5. Mods do not forgive, Mods do not forget.
6. Mods can be horrible, senseless, uncaring bombmaniacs.
7. Mods are still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about hacking Dan's account.
9. Enjoy your ban - Until you're made a mod.
10. If you enjoy Pogobat — DON'T.
11. You must have pics of your BOOBIES to prove your gender.
12. Troll like Asher — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with Raydawn — it means that he wins.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to do its mom.
16. There are NO girls on SPOTM.
17. A troll is fine too.
18. One troll leads to another.
19. The more you hate me, the harder I get.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious Leo. You must hit it.
22. /Dan/ sucks today.
23. Douche goes in here.
24. You nerds will never have sex.
25. ?
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Nyan Cat. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up SHIRT than what Asher just called you.
29. You can not drop out of school (just because Dan says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the moon.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Nyan Cat isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Commie Roll which is worse than Rick Roll.
34. There is porn on Leo's screen. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found, it's because 5 seconds have passed.

[Insane_Zang]

So much better than last time

[bombmaniac]

TWYMS

[Lex]

How old are you, honestly? Eleven?

[bombmaniac]

[Raydawn]

May 8, 2011 13:16:54 GMT -5 Lex said:

from atop the highest of horses i condescend upon your appalling immaturity, for i only make mature posts for mature people such as myself. perhaps one day you too will look at life through the eyes of a true adult like me and understand how foolish your childlike behavior makes you look like

[Ricky]

Hey what happened to Dan? You know, Dan, that guy from YouTube, who makes videos… Pogobat? Dan?? I guess it’s hard to find him especially because you are all admins and not as organized as a basic military unit of the ancient Roman army. Still, I suppose you are not all that bad. Remember that time forgave me? No? weird.. Anyways like I was saying you are all nice and very sensefull, just like the caring bombmaniac. With such a nice bunch I really hope the spotm becomes a huge success, well that is as long as you can deliver, right? :]

Before I forget, I hereby declare a rule against hacking Dan’s account and all who break it should be ban. I mean if I had a ban I wouldn’t enjoy it, well that is, only after I was made a mod…. Getting back to the point, I miss Dan. I really enjoy his videos and want him to come back to the forum. Even if there are no pics of his boobies to prove his gender. I’m serious with all this, I would never troll like Asher, I think there is already enough of that, don’t you think? Particularly when its something as sacred as Dan Brown… I was having an argument the other day with Raydawn about this same subject, thankfully I think he lost.

To celebrate I had sex with a rose’s mom. It was, as you can imagine, completely unsatisfying… I had a lengthy talk about this with Nancy, a girl from SPOTM. She is not a troll like other mods. Those trolls are not fine at all… at least once one is done another doesn’t pop up, and the one that already exists can easily be soften up by hating him.

-Intermission-

Sorry, my oven biped. The cake is ready. It tastes like crap though, I guess I won’t eat it… It reminds me of Leo, poor guy, I can’t hit him… Now I’m all sad, maybe I’ll watch some of Dan’s videos, that guy is awesome today. He obviously goes over there.

So my gf told me that she might be pregnant !!!! thankfully she wasn’t. I think I’ll donate that money I started to save for when the baby came. It might be a LOSS! But it’s for a good cause, so whatever... It’s not like I needed more Nyan Cat, that would be an exception… Another thing doesn’t need more Nyan cat is Asher, that guy said the most fucked up SHIRT the other day, there is no way he could have said anything more fucked up… It really reminded me to put things into perspective, like dropping out of school. I really think I should do it, only because Dan said so, of course…

On other news, there is a limit to how much I can USE CAPSLOOK FOR HOTNESS but so I think I’ll keep it under control. I mean its not like I still have to steer, right?

Oh, also:



Leo told me of this funny video. He put it on full screen on his computer for like 5 minutes straight.



There! all 35 rules broken!!

Why? because I can... ^‿^

[bombmaniac]

you just won 9001 internets

[Vorrik]

this is gay

[bombmaniac]

kinda like your sig?

[Vorrik]

lol ur so 1337

[bombmaniac]