Quarter Machine What will you get?

[Jub]

You receive x*y amount of exp when x+y = 5 and x^2+y^2 = 15. Unless you can't solve it. In that case you receive 1 exp.

I use my screwdriver to attach the wheel to the nickel.
I insert 1 quarter. I now have 12 quarters, 1 screwdriver, a book about thermogenesis and a wheel with a nickel attached to it.
EXP bar: [||||||||||||||| ] 15/20

[Norwegian]

I guess I receive 1 exp (2 with double). Really don't see the answer.

You receive a tire iron.

I insert a quarter. I now have 9 quarters, a badge of superiority, the internet and a flower.

Level 2:

EXP Bar: [|||----------------------------] 3/30

[Jub]

x+y = 5 and x^2 + y^2 = 15. If you square the first equation you get x^2 + 2xy + y^2 = 25. You know that x^2 + y^2 = 15 so you can rewrite it as 2xy + 15 = 25. Simplify to x*y = 5.
Anyway, you receive a cup of shaved ice.
I insert 1 quarter. I have 11 quarters, 1 tire iron, 1 wheel with a nickel attached, 1 book on thermogenesis and a screwdriver.

Exp bar: [|||||||||||||||-----] 15/20

[Matthew]

You receive life, the universe, and everything (Literally, not just the book).

I insert the green wolf thing. I now have 17 quarters.

[monker59]

You get the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe.

I insert 1 quarter.
I have 18 quarters and a rubber eyeball.

[Norwegian]

You receive a marshmallow.

I insert a quarter. I now have 8 quarters, a badge of superiority, the internet, a cup of shaved ice and a flower.

Level 2:

EXP Bar: [|||----------------------------] 3/30

[dentedface]

you get $0.2499

I use the alternate reality to open the capsule. It has a thing in it that distributes 30 exp to everyone else, and 40 to me. congratulations everyone! those of you getting to level 2 get to choose from the following:
+quarter recover-every 5 things you put into the machine, you get one quarter back
+double exp-double the exp maybe?
+money recall-exchange the item you recieve for the quarter you put in if you dont like the iten (only works for quarters)

those of you getting to level 3 got to choose from:
+double quarter recover-every 5 things you put into the machine, you get two quarters back
+ guaranteed exp-guaranteed 2 exp per turn
+2x money recall-exchange the item you receive for two quarters if you don't like the item (only works if you inserted a quarter)

I choose guaranteed exp.

I insert my spork

I haz 17 coins, and a stylized 42 Print-out left.
and quarter recovery and guaranteed exp.
lvl 3!

progress:
12/45 exp.

[Norwegian]

You receive this face: .

I insert $0.2499. I now have 8 quarters, a badge of superiority, the internet, a cup of shaved ice and a flower.

+30exp (*2 double exp perk)=60exp

LEVEL UP!

I choose guaranteed exp.

Level 3:

EXP Bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----------] 33/40

[dentedface]

May 1, 2010 16:31:32 GMT -5 Norwegian said:

I insert $0.2499.

the machine requires an even $.25.

the note below goes to Norwegian.

[Jub]

You receive a note with unidentifiable writing.
LEVEL UP: I choose double EXP Perk
Level 2 EXP bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||-----] 25/30
I insert 1 quarter. I now have 10 quarters, 1 tire iron, 1 wheel with a nickel attached, 1 book on thermogenesis and a screwdriver.

[Norwegian]

You receive a magnifying glass.

I insert a quarter. I now have 7 quarters, a badge of superiority, the internet, a cup of shaved ice, a flower and a note with unidentifiable writing.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 3:

EXP Bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------] 35/40

[monker59]

You get a badge of inferiority.

I insert 1 quarter.
I now have 17 quarters, a marshmallow, and a rubber eyeball.

[Norwegian]

You receive a can opener.

I insert a quarter. I now have 6 quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a cup of shaved ice, a flower and a note with unidentifiable writing.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 3:

EXP Bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||------] 37/40

[Matthew]

May 1, 2010 21:08:57 GMT -5 Jub said:

You receive a note with unidentifiable writing.
LEVEL UP: I choose double EXP Perk
Level 2 EXP bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||-----] 25/30
I insert 1 quarter. I now have 10 quarters, 1 tire iron, 1 wheel with a nickel attached, 1 book on thermogenesis and a screwdriver.

and life, the universe, and everything.

[Matthew]

you get a punch in the jaw.

in insert a quarter. I now have the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, and 16 quarters.
(please give exp!)

EDIT! I have exp!
30 EXP TOTAL
10 TILL LEVEL 2!

[Matthew]

btw i think we should have a chart for exp distribution like:
20 total to level 1
40 total to level 2
80 total to level 3

and so on.

[monker59]

You get an empty diet coke can.

I insert my marshmallow.
I now have 17 quarters and a rubber eyeball and a can opener.

[Matthew]

you get a kick in the crotch. >:-|

i insert a quarter. I have the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 15 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke.

Exp
30 exp total
10 till level 2.

[Norwegian]

You receive a Norwegian flag.

I insert a quarter. I now have 5 quarters, a badge of superiority, a badge of inferiority, the internet, a cup of shaved ice, a flower, a note with unidentifiable writing and a punch in the jaw.

+2xp (guaranteed exp perk)

Level 3:

EXP Bar: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----] 39/40

[Matthew]

you recieve 8999 quarters. (tis not over 9000)

i insert a quarter. i have a Norwegian flag, the deed to the Restaurant at the end of the universe, 14 quarters, and an empty can of diet coke.

Exp
30 exp total
10 till level 2.