zlith
Meteorite
The darkness is a friend
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Post by zlith on Mar 5, 2010 19:12:12 GMT -5
It seems there is a new brick wall on the moon that needs to be destroyed. Release all your anger and creativity to destroy this.
If you were part of the first brick wall, I hope to update this at least once a day but if I can I will try to update more. I'm sorry about that week or two I didn't update.
Rules: 1: you don't say what happens you say what you do I say the reactions. 2: Don't try to instantly kill the wall with a nuke or anything. 3: You don't just magically obtain anything you want. It will usually take a couple turns to build an item. If it is just a gun for one person fine you get it right away. 4: No stupid attacks. That means no Chuck Norris no shoop da woop and no Falcon Punches. Though I might forgive any of the lesser memes if they are funny and not godly in power, like All Your Base or ORLY or even those cats. Exception to rule 4: If you want to use a lazor or anything like that in a creative way it will take time to charge the lazor or prepare anything like that. 5: Be creative with your attacks.
WALL STATS: Hp: 1,000,000 Status: None Protection: None Location: A grassy field Authors favorite:None Dead: None
ATTACKER STATS: Bases: None Vehiculers: None Status: None Weapons: None guardians: None Spacial i-tems: None Stuff in progress:None Juggernauts: None
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Post by lordfuse on Mar 5, 2010 19:34:42 GMT -5
Jen and Erik get a call from the man in green telling them to investigate yet another wall. this time, he wants it destroyed. Jen activates the teleporter and they both teleport to the moon of this dimension. Jen begins construction on a new base as Erik just smashes the wall.
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Post by americanarchon on Mar 5, 2010 21:13:29 GMT -5
first, I will transport water from the north pole on the moon, bring it down here, and slowly use frost action erosion to weaken the wall
then, the particle beams will cut the wall into neat sections that look like Megan Fox's legs
after that, I will dig under the walls and cause them to collapse and crumble
and finally, the Tralfamadorians will abduct me and say that I will always smash the wall in this way
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Post by Tyrope on Mar 6, 2010 10:31:13 GMT -5
i wanna make a military team again... *promotes himself to Col.* if any1 wants to join my team, pick a rank (that's lower than mine, obv.) on this webppage. also, pick a speciality: Col. Tyrope - Tactician/Team Leader ??? - Explosive Expert ??? - Heavy weapons expert ??? - Medic ??? - Long range marksman (Sniper)
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zlith
Meteorite
The darkness is a friend
Posts: 12
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Post by zlith on Mar 6, 2010 15:26:50 GMT -5
Jen and Erik get a call from the man in green telling them to investigate yet another wall. this time, he wants it destroyed. Jen activates the teleporter and they both teleport to the moon of this dimension. Jen begins construction on a new base as Erik just smashes the wall. What teleporter? You haven't built one. first, I will transport water from the north pole on the moon, bring it down here, and slowly use frost action erosion to weaken the wall then, the particle beams will cut the wall into neat sections that look like Megan Fox's legs after that, I will dig under the walls and cause them to collapse and crumble and finally, the Tralfamadorians will abduct me and say that I will always smash the wall in this way First of all, we are not on the moon. Second, you don't say what happens you say what you do I say the reactions. I will ad that as a rule to the opening post. i wanna make a military team again... *promotes himself to Col.* if any1 wants to join my team, pick a rank (that's lower than mine, obv.) on this webppage. also, pick a speciality: Col. Tyrope - Tactician/Team Leader - Explosive Expert - Heavy weapons expert - Medic - Long range marksman (Sniper) OK but for people to join it will take 2 turns to train them. WALL STATS:Hp: 1,000,000 Status: None Protection: None Location: A grassy field Authors favorite:None Dead: None ATTACKER STATS:Bases: None Vehiculers: None Status: None Weapons: None guardians: None Spacial i-tems: None Stuff in progress:None Juggernauts: None Military team: Member | Skill | Rank | HP | Tyrope | Tactician | Col. | 100 | | Heavy Weapons | | 75 | | Medic | | 75 | | Sniper | | 75 |
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Post by lordfuse on Mar 6, 2010 15:37:48 GMT -5
The one that they made in the last game. they used it to teleport from the first wall in hell to the second wall in the grassy field.
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zlith
Meteorite
The darkness is a friend
Posts: 12
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Post by zlith on Mar 6, 2010 15:40:37 GMT -5
I know of no such thing. besides if you did make one the first wall would teleport to the second wall and the would team up to kill all of you.
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Post by lordfuse on Mar 6, 2010 16:10:38 GMT -5
Jen and Erik somehow end up there.
Jen begins construction on a base.
Erik attacks the wall with his axe.
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Norwegian
Moon
[AWD:031a]
Normand Briaux
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 6, 2010 16:50:04 GMT -5
I enlist in Tyrope's army as a private, and start training to become a fully qualified medic.
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Post by click3tyclick on Mar 6, 2010 16:52:50 GMT -5
I piss on the wall.
That's how badass I am.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 6, 2010 17:31:11 GMT -5
I am a Specialist transfering into Tyrope's unit as his marksman
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Post by Joey on Mar 6, 2010 18:51:33 GMT -5
I start building a juggernaut suit, again.
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zlith
Meteorite
The darkness is a friend
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Post by zlith on Mar 7, 2010 14:55:47 GMT -5
Jen and Erik somehow end up there. Jen begins construction on a base. Erik attacks the wall with his axe. ok 15 damage I enlist in Tyrope's army as a private, and start training to become a fully qualified medic. mmk training is 1 turn I am a Specialist transfering into Tyrope's unit as his marksman mmk 5 turns for training I start building a juggernaut suit, again. 5 turns till completion WALL STATS:Hp: 999,985 Location: A grassy field Authors favorite:None Dead: None ATTACKER STATS:Bases: small base [0/1 defenses] [0/5 guards] [0/2 structures] [0/1 weapons] --10 turns till base completion Stuff in progress:None Juggernauts: pjpinc123 [5 turns till complete] Military team: Member | Skill | Rank | HP | Tyrope | Tactician | Col. | 150 | | Heavy Weapons | | 50 | norwegian | Medic | Private [1 turns for training] | 50 | tyme4anewday | Sniper | specialist [5 turns for training] | 65 |
Authors note: each size base gets more room for stuff. A defense would be like a moat guards could be dogs or minions structures are like barracks or living quarters and weapons are like catapults. As for the military team each rank increases health by 5 and the medic is the only one who can heal other military team members. As the one who created the military team tyrope got an extra health boost. when you die you can respawn the next turn but if you were in the military team you will need to train to get back your old rank. -----I have decided that this will be boring if there are no defenders so I will allow a small group of people to defend so the battle isn't one sided.
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Post by mashuga31 on Mar 7, 2010 16:31:07 GMT -5
I pelvic thrust the wall... really hard.
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Post by Tyrope on Mar 7, 2010 18:13:20 GMT -5
*motivates the team to raise their morale and skill level (lowering training times?)* Norwegian... is that how you secure a broken bone? REALLY?! take that rubbish off and do it again! tyme4anewday, seriously, you're sniping on only 1km distance? get your ass over here, we'll play some long-range poker. *grabs a PSG-1 and shoots the ace of spades.* your turn...
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Post by lordfuse on Mar 7, 2010 20:41:30 GMT -5
Jen continues work on the base.
Erik just keeps attacking the wall.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 7, 2010 20:55:57 GMT -5
*picks up his Tac-50, aims and fires, shooting the King of Hearts
Your turn *chuckles*
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Post by Tyrope on Mar 8, 2010 2:39:19 GMT -5
*takes aim.. breathes out and...* BANG! Kings of spades.
also, *fires a shot on the wall from a few km distance.*
edit: nice choise of weaponry... i wonder what gun Pvt. Norwegian uses...
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Norwegian
Moon
[AWD:031a]
Normand Briaux
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Post by Norwegian on Mar 8, 2010 3:13:43 GMT -5
*Trying to stop the bleeding in a test patients arm* It's a Spectre M4!
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Post by Tyrope on Mar 8, 2010 6:18:19 GMT -5
may i request using this table lay-out, zlith? Military team: Rank | Name | Weapon | Skill | HP | Colonel (COL) | Tyrope | Colt M4A1+M203 | Tactician | 150 | | Heavy Weapons | | | 50 | Private (PVT) [1 turns for training] | norwegian | Spectre M4 | Medic | 50 | specialist (SPC) [5 turns for training] | tyme4anewday | Tac-50 | Sniper | 65 |
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