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Post by vichilux on Jan 11, 2011 12:52:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so hot that you can't even eat ice creams bc they melt ( ) I wish I knew what to wish...
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Post by newschooled on Jan 11, 2011 17:46:43 GMT -5
Granted, but for some reason you wish for your head to fall off. And it does. And then you re-incarnate as a tube sock. I wish for a backyard rail setup just like this:
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Post by Sean on Jan 11, 2011 17:56:27 GMT -5
Granted but surrounding it is lava... You fell off.
I wish I had a pillow.
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Post by vichilux on Jan 12, 2011 15:41:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it's made of wood and rocks... and you fell off! >=D
I wish I could sleep at night
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Post by Flags_Forever on Jan 12, 2011 16:09:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you go into a coma.
I wish I had a wishing fish.
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Post by vichilux on Jan 12, 2011 16:47:14 GMT -5
Granted, but I eat it >=)
I wish I had an iPad
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Post by dentedface on Jan 22, 2011 12:09:47 GMT -5
Granted, but it was touch by the All-Spark and is now evil, trying to kill you.
I wish I had another hot ham sammich.
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Post by Reagent 13 on Jan 22, 2011 15:46:03 GMT -5
Granted, but that hot sandwich would cause the juices in one's brain to boil, and one's head explode.
I wish I could understand macroeconomics.
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Post by dentedface on Jan 22, 2011 16:09:59 GMT -5
Granted, but people start using microeconomics instead for some reason.
I wish my head hadn't exploded from my sammich
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Post by vichilux on Jan 22, 2011 18:25:57 GMT -5
Granted, you don't get a sammich then...
I wish it was snowing
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Post by 0netnet0 on Jan 23, 2011 1:41:38 GMT -5
Granted, but it'll snow at -100 degrees leaving you inside and freezing... probably to death.
I wish I was a llama.
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Post by vichilux on Jan 23, 2011 19:34:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the cold weather also affects you so you die too...
I wish my parents weren't so annoying
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Post by dentedface on Jan 23, 2011 19:52:52 GMT -5
Granted, they stopped caring all together, and didn't do anything for you ever, so you probably died as a baby... sorry.
I wish for infinity cheeseburgers
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Post by 0netnet0 on Jan 25, 2011 12:40:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you die of heart failure due to coronary heart disease from eating too many.
I wish for a perfect life.
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Post by Freddy on Jan 25, 2011 15:44:32 GMT -5
Granted, your life is perfect, but you just died.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Post by dentedface on Jan 25, 2011 22:33:58 GMT -5
Granted, you were never sick, therefore no longer have an immune system, and must live in a bubble.
I wish I could make the best cannon ever in Minecraft, and was made of adminium so it can't blow up.
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Post by Freddy on Jan 25, 2011 22:40:00 GMT -5
Granted, but minecraft's servers explode from the awesomeness, rendering every single person in the planet unable to play.
I wish school wasn't so boring and stupid.
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Post by 0netnet0 on Jan 26, 2011 7:53:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it then became so awesome that you grew bored with awesomeness and therefore went into a deep depression and committed suicide.
I wish Santa was Satan and the opposite.
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Post by Xanast on Jan 26, 2011 18:48:30 GMT -5
Granted. For Christmas you got a pipe bomb. >=)
I wish my knees didn't ache so much!
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Post by vichilux on Jan 27, 2011 13:47:51 GMT -5
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