Corrupt a wish.

[OEBlaze]

This game is quite simple, all you have to do is to grant, but corrupt the wish above you and then post your own wish to be corrupted. For example:

Person A:
I wish that I had some water

Person B:
Granted, but it comes in the form of water boarding.

I wish I was as awesome as OEBlaze

and so on...


Easy enough...


I wish technical difficulties didn't exist.

[Norwegian]

Granted, human civilization is now back in the stone age.

I wish for summer to come.

[bombmaniac]

granted but you die of dehydration

i wish for a perfect world in which our wishes arent corruptible

[Ricky]

Granted but you are stuck living in this one.

I wish everyone in the world had free education

[hey light]

Granted, but it turns out the teachers tell lies, which leads to nobody graduating from college, which leads to a lack of employees for companies, which leads to the collapse of the word economy.

I wish people knew more about science.

[bombmaniac]

granted but all animals would gang up against you and rip you to shreds in a very very painful fashion

[hey light]

Mar 3, 2010 14:04:13 GMT -5 bombmaniac said:

granted but all animals would gang up against you and rip you to shreds in a very very painful fashion

What does that have to do with science?

[Ricky]

Alright let me have a go at it:

Granted people know more about "Science" the musical about two scientists in love.

I wish for the world to be perfect

[OEBlaze]

Granted, but it is destroyed by an alien civilization

I wish Degrees were a better representation of what we know, not what we paid.

[mashuga31]

Granted, but you don't care anymore

I wish i had a meatball marinara.... that tasted good.

[smilee]

Granted but it makes you so sick that you end up dying a slow and painful death.

I wish that I had magical powers.

[Ricky]

granted but you didn't ask for the instruction manual, so the first time you try to use them you catch on fire and die...

I wish i was super flexible

[OEBlaze]

Granted, but you get stuck in a soda can and die.

I wish I was able to fly as well as a Peregrine Falcon.

[Ricky]

Granted but just like the Iron man movie the US government sends two fighters and shoot you down...

I wish water was exactly the way it is except it tasted a little bit sweet

[Nakor]

Granted. The world's entire water supply has been sweetened... with ethylene glycol.

I wish that the movie industry stopped rehashing the same garbage over and over.

[Norwegian]

Granted. They now produce many KINDS of garbage.

I wish for my exchange year in the US to be great!

[zAkAtAk]

Granted, but right when you return to Norway you are attacked by a grizzly bear.

I wish I had the Midas Touch

[Norwegian]

Granted:



I wish for a better laptop.

[Crabb90]

Granted, but it's a PC. *Enter dramatic music here*

I wish for nothing. Corrupt that, Bitches!

[Ricky]

Granted a package with nothing inside is sent all the way from Japan and gets to your house. It was sent on a private jet plane, with 50 body guards, 20 army members, and 3 spies to ensure it gets safety to you. You have to pay them all...

I wish the supreme court of Canada was more interesting.