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Post by Johncoyne on May 8, 2010 18:03:44 GMT -5
New Game in which you all ask absurd questions and I answer with absurder answers. I will respond to every question on Saturday nights. Ask them in this thread, I will answer in this thread. I saw this on another forum and it was quite humorous.
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pink spider
Meteorite
i dont hurt you because i hate you, i hurt you because i do not have wings
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Post by pink spider on May 8, 2010 18:34:45 GMT -5
ALL RIGHT THEN.
Question # 1 : what is the purpose of my existence?
Question # 2 : whatever did happen to boxxy?
Question # 3 : am i allowed to ask this many questions? owo;
Question # 4 : if you could make an eighth day of the week, what would you name it?
... fail the first time i wrote that last question, i put seventh.
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Post by newschooled on May 8, 2010 19:39:57 GMT -5
If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big that he can't lift it?
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Post by Joey on May 8, 2010 20:14:11 GMT -5
What is a cock? What is sex? What is your mom doing in my room? Why do girls have boobies? (Hey, arent we supposed to have fun in Forum Games?)
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Post by click3tyclick on May 8, 2010 20:19:12 GMT -5
kama flat?
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Post by Johncoyne on May 8, 2010 20:45:08 GMT -5
#1. What is the purpose of my existence? Well, doubty acquaintance, the purpose of your existence, frankly, is to use Facebook. Life is just an advertising ploy for Facebook. You see, if you didn't exist, you wouldn't use Facebook. If you didn't use Facebook, you wouldn't exist on people's friends lists. So, If you didn't use Facebook, you wouldn't exist. They compliment each other. This only happened after Myspace died. Twitter is trying to go side-by-side with existence, but they haven't quite caught on yet. #2 Whatever DID happen to boxxy? Boxxy's voice deafened herself with her own voice. Her ears exploded out of sheer trolling (or not trolling). One time, she decided to sit in a closet for 42 days straight and scream out that she wasn't trolling over and over. She deafened herself and starved in the closet. Well, for once, she was not trollin'. #3 Am I allowed to ask this many questions? owo; Sure, but what does "owo;" mean? How should it be pronounced? What language is it derived from? What is its meaning and why did you use it in the context selected? Please elaborate, I'm ecstatic to hear your response. #4 If you could make an eighth day of the week, what would name it? If there were 8 days in a week, then there would be 45.65625 weeks in the year, which would be pretty freaking weird. Anyway, I would name it Antidisestablishmentarianismsday, just to mess with people. That would be hilarious. #5 If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big that he can't lift it? Correct grammar in the English language states that God should be referred to as "He" with a capital "H". So "he" could refer to anyone. For the sake of this discussion, we will assume that "he" refers to Jar-Jar Binks. Now, Jar-Jar Binks is a weak, moronic nincompoop. So can God make a rock that Jar-Jar Binks could not lift? Very possibly, but I'm not sure if He would waste his time doing something as strange as that. #6 What is a cock? A cock is a male rooster, as opposed to a female rooster. It sometimes is used to refer to male reproductive devices. One time, there was a person named Dick Cock Pussy. He invented the fanny-pack. This was the worst thing that ever happened to the human race. Therefore, his name became synonymous with the connotations of today's slang. True story, bro. #7 What is sex? Sex is the nuclear explosion that occurs when ClicketyClick bakes himself a batch of cookies. Need I really say any more? #8 What is your mom doing in my room? Better question: What is YOUR mother doing in MY room? Last time I checked, she was makin' me a sammich. Imma check again. Hold on a sec... WHOA! She's been makin' me sammiches since 5 o'clock this morning. My entire room is filled with sammiches. There's enough sammiches in here to fuel a giant laser reaction that would make a star on Earth. It's insane! #9 Why do girls have boobies? Females have breasts to make males like them. The government tries to tell you that they're for secreting milk. They're really for guys to drool over. The Westboro Baptist Church claims that there are small aliens inside breasts and they're watching you. They believe that will reduce lust and any kind of enjoyment of life whatsoever. #10 (Hey, arent we supposed to have fun in Forum Games?) Hey, isn't "arent" supposed to have an apostrophe? #11 kama flat? Contrary to popular belief, kama is responsible for Global Warming. Now, the theory of Global Warming is controversial, like how the world being round was in the past. So, kama is very possibly related flatness like how a raven is like a writing desk. So, yes and no.
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Post by Ryan on May 8, 2010 23:44:29 GMT -5
what are the first million digits of the irrational number referred to as 'pi'. To prevent any confusion as to which number I am referring to, it is defined as the ratio between the circumference and diameter of a circle.
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Post by Tiffany on May 9, 2010 1:13:26 GMT -5
Where do babies come from?
......somebody was going to ask it sooner or later......
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TheIslander
Planet
From a Land Surrounded by Sea.
Posts: 403
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Post by TheIslander on May 9, 2010 1:42:56 GMT -5
What color is the wind?
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Post by ifyouwantblood on May 9, 2010 14:44:52 GMT -5
may the force be with me?
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Post by click3tyclick on May 9, 2010 15:07:44 GMT -5
is grant ulti imba?
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Nakor
Star
Non-Prophet
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Post by Nakor on May 9, 2010 15:39:28 GMT -5
#2 Whatever DID happen to boxxy? Boxxy's voice deafened herself with her own voice. Her ears exploded out of sheer trolling (or not trolling). One time, she decided to sit in a closet for 42 days straight and scream out that she wasn't trolling over and over. She deafened herself and starved in the closet. Well, for once, she was not trollin'. "My voice gives me super strength!" #3 Am I allowed to ask this many questions? owo; Sure, but what does "owo;" mean? How should it be pronounced? What language is it derived from? What is its meaning and why did you use it in the context selected? Please elaborate, I'm ecstatic to hear your response. It's the sound a 10-year-old boy teacher makes when being sexually harassed by his teenaged female students. The first O is pronounced like "Oh" and the last pronounced like "Ooh." Extra O's may be added to the end. I don't know why pink spider would be using it though. >.>;; --- Who was the most epic person of all time?
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Yokailo
Star
[AWD:020307]
I like things.
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Post by Yokailo on May 9, 2010 15:41:58 GMT -5
Why?
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Post by click3tyclick on May 9, 2010 15:55:05 GMT -5
3 tweets is like chill SHIRT right?
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Post by cmc413 (aka Chrissy) on May 9, 2010 19:09:31 GMT -5
How do I shot web?
How do I know if I am a pirate?
Why can't I see my forehead?
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Post by newschooled on May 9, 2010 19:36:00 GMT -5
How big would an explosion need to be to destroy the earth? And how would you recommend going about creating such an explosion?
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Post by Tyrope on May 10, 2010 12:06:59 GMT -5
Why do you limit yourself to 1 post with answers per week?
If "Epic fail" is 0, and "Epic win" is 10, how epic is a normal "Epic"?
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Post by Johncoyne on May 10, 2010 16:10:08 GMT -5
Why do you limit yourself to 1 post with answers per week? K, I'll make one on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
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Post by Benyamin on May 10, 2010 19:07:15 GMT -5
why do you spell "york" wrong in your location thingy?
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Post by click3tyclick on May 11, 2010 9:07:58 GMT -5
why so sex?
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