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Normand Briaux
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Post by Norwegian on May 11, 2010 10:05:20 GMT -5
Why do I keep getting molten cheese stuck on my palate?
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Post by hey light on May 11, 2010 10:19:09 GMT -5
Why do I never post in forum games, except for now?
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Post by cooltiger413 on May 11, 2010 16:45:10 GMT -5
Si può parlare italiano?
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Post by Johncoyne on May 11, 2010 20:40:05 GMT -5
#12 "what are the first million digits of the irrational number referred to as 'pi'. To prevent any confusion as to which number I am referring to, it is defined as the ratio between the circumference and diameter of a circle."
Pie? If there's digits in my pie, then it's the plot line of Sweeney Todd. Get it? No? Ok...
#13 "Where do babies come from?"
Babies come from a misty island covered in babies. Small children from Alabama go there and get babies from there. It's been scientifically proven by the Westboro Baptist Church?
#14 "What color is the wind?" The wind is whatever color Alan Menken wants it to be, really? I mean, Pocahontas has a little bit of a choice, since she can paint with all of the colors of the wind. Actually, come to think of it, there are many different colors in the rainbow. Well, at least two. Why else would she say colorS of the wind? (There's an "s" at the end).
#15 "may the force be with me?"
No.
#16 "is grant ulti imba?"
As far as I'm concerned, and as far as the world is concerned, grant may or may not be ulti, but I'm not entirely sure about imba. Imba was a good friend of mine during the Civil War era, but I was not aware of his grant status. So, maybe. Don't quote me on that though, as I don't remember. The Civil War was a long time ago.
#17 "Why?"
Why not?
#18 "3 tweets is like chill SHIRT right?"
It really depends on the time interval. i.e. If you're urinating, there is no need to tweet the following, "I'm unzipping my fly" "I'm urinating in the lavatory" "I flushed the toilet and the urine flowed down smoothly" In conclusion, tweets are only completely necessary when declaring events relative to the rest of the world.
#19 "How do I shot web? How do I know if I am a pirate? Why can't I see my forehead?"
I dunno. /lazy
#20 How big would an explosion need to be to destroy the earth? And how would you recommend going about creating such an explosion?"
It would need to be bigger than Kanye West's ego. I would create it by, well, exploding his ego. This, however is impossible, so I would choose to make every day Wednesday. EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY!
#21 "If "Epic fail" is 0, and "Epic win" is 10, how epic is a normal "Epic"?"
This question is unanswerable as epic is an adjective. The noun following the "epic" decides the epicosity of the word. It's like asking "How big is big?" Well, I can say that it's bigger than small. So, epic is undefined. This question is like asking what "extra medium" means. Go figure.
#22 "why do you spell "york" wrong in your location thingy?"
I'm imitating a typical Long Island accent. Note that I have never actually heard anyone speak like that.
#23 "why so sex?" Refer to the answer to question 17.
#24 Why do I keep getting molten cheese stuck on my palate?
The cheese finds your palate sexually attractive, so it likes to stick to it. I would suggest either to stop eating molten cheese (or drinking, I should say) or try making your palate less attractive. Maybe get it a Kate Gosselin haircut. That'll do it. Wow... drinking cheese. Who'da thunk?
#25 Why do I never post in forum games, except for now?
Evidently, you, like the cheese in Simen's (Norwegian's) mouth find me attractive, except you are not in my mouth. Now, I would recommend you not going in my mouth, but that would be irrelevant as I do not recall ever having you in my mouth. I'm gonna go get a Kate Gosselin haircut. Cya. Owait I got one moar question.
#26 "Si può parlare italiano?"
Sorry, but I don't speak Klingon.
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CMYK
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Post by CMYK on May 11, 2010 23:07:46 GMT -5
Dear Jonathan. (Can I call you this... NO WAIT, THATS NOT MY QUESTION)
Mr J.
Sire.
I'm considering buying a puppy. I can't afford one, and I will probably get sick of it when it grows up. I have these Impulsive moments. Yesterday I bought an oar at a boat shop. Should I buy said puppy?
Your Friend Anonymous <3
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Post by CMYK on May 11, 2010 23:08:21 GMT -5
Can we go on a man-date?
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Post by awsomeness122 on May 11, 2010 23:35:29 GMT -5
How many fingers will I be holding up at 4:57pm GMT-5:00 this Friday and will I be standing on one foot at 7:23pm GMT-5:00 this Sunday?
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Post by Ryan on May 12, 2010 0:01:33 GMT -5
John - you didn't answer my question: I asked it in such away that answering about pie would not answer the question. I'd like you to try again.
Also:
If a bus leaves the train station flying at 30 miles per hour, and the passengers in the tree are eating watermelons as they tie their mittens, what is the color of the bus drivers voice?
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Post by Nakor on May 12, 2010 0:41:05 GMT -5
Also didn't answer my question (at all): Who is the most epic person of all time?
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Post by Trey on May 12, 2010 11:01:08 GMT -5
What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"?
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Normand Briaux
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Post by Norwegian on May 12, 2010 11:46:27 GMT -5
If a christian is against both divorces and gay marriages, what's his view on gay divorce?
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Post by zAkAtAk on May 12, 2010 12:14:11 GMT -5
How big is your tool?
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Post by Johncoyne on May 16, 2010 16:29:55 GMT -5
Gah. Couldn't do this last night, I was fighting ninjas. Anyway, the turn-out was low this week, but here goes. #27 Should I buy said puppy? It really depends on what type of puppy you're buying. If you're looking into a German Shepard, a Golden Retriever, a Doberman, or a Pitbull, then yes. If you're planning on buying a Pug, Poodle, Germuddle, Puggle, Take-a-poo, Chihuahua, or a Dachshund, then no. Those dogs are just like... terrible. Also, get one from a shelter, don't bother with buying one. Unless it's from a breeder, dogs for sale are from Puppy Mills. Puppy Mills are like Texas. Inbreeding. #28 Can we go on a man-date? Refer to the answer to question #17. #29 How many fingers will I be holding up at 4:57pm GMT-5:00 this Friday and will I be standing on one foot at 7:23pm GMT-5:00 this Sunday? Six. #30 John - you didn't answer my question: I asked it in such away that answering about pie would not answer the question. I'd like you to try again. Lolno. #31 If a bus leaves the train station flying at 30 miles per hour, and the passengers in the tree are eating watermelons as they tie their mittens, what is the color of the bus drivers voice? First of all, the bus is only at the train station on Wednesdays. I checked. Now, I remember reading in the Bible that God turns on inertia like full-steam, at the train station on Wednesdays. So, the bus would use a lot of gas to fly at thirty miles per hour at a train station on a Wednesday. Now, the answer to your question really depends on what kind of watermelon they're eating. For the sake of this argument, we'll assume they're eating African Watermelon. Now, African Watermelon is very very crumbly. Trust me, I'm an expert on melons. Watermelons that is. If someone tried to eat an African Watermelon and tie mittens at the same time they would surely fail, which would make watermelon fly all over the place. Now, the bus driver would be looking down at his dashboard the whole time, pondering why he doesn't have a lot of gas left. He would be completely oblivious to the watermelon flying in his face. The driver would then yell. So obviously, his voice would be pink, just like the watermelon. #32 Also didn't answer my question (at all): Who is the most epic person of all time? lol whoops. Er... Louie Armstrong. I was going to say Chuck Norris, but he is not a person, rather, a stronghold of power. #33 What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow"? "'What if' is a game for scholars. What if angels sat on pinheads?" -King Philip, Lion in Winter lolwut? Well, that would create a paradox. Paradoxes can't exist in the real world, proving that Pinocchio doesn't exist. Which, he doesn't. He's an imaginary character. So, yeah, he doesn't exist. #34 If a christian is against both divorces and gay marriages, what's his view on gay divorce? He's probably happy that the gay people aren't together anymore. But, I'm not him, how should I know? #35 How big is your tool?
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Post by jaw on May 16, 2010 18:35:56 GMT -5
Is punching babies a fetish of yours?
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Post by cooltiger413 on May 16, 2010 20:20:14 GMT -5
Which room is safest? A room full of lions that havn't eaten 2 weeks or a room full of lions that haven't eaten in 2 months? Why?
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Post by Trey on May 18, 2010 20:23:18 GMT -5
Hmm...
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Post by Johncoyne on May 18, 2010 20:43:53 GMT -5
Oof, only 3 questions. Yeah. Dissappoint. Well, here goes. #36 Is punching babies a fetish of yours? Baby-punching is more than a fetish. It's a way of life. See, baby-punching completes me. There is nothing sexual about it, it's a spiritual ritual. #37 Which room is safest? A room full of lions that havn't eaten 2 weeks or a room full of lions that haven't eaten in 2 months? Why? This is a tricky one. The lions that haven't eaten for two weeks would be very hungry, obviously. The lions with two months of starvation would be dead. However, bacteria would have grown on the lions. The bacteria would cause a disease which would kill you anyway. So, the two-week lion room would be safer because the death would be faster. #38 MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE! I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!! Seriously, the post was made on Lady Ga-Ga's birthday (March 28) which means that all logic is irrelevant. There is no answer to this question. Kbye
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Post by newschooled on May 18, 2010 22:57:25 GMT -5
In this economy, is it more logical to spend the time searching for a decent job (...and probably moving across the country) / getting a few part time jobs, or would it be easier and quicker to simply bring down capitalism?
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Post by Nakor on May 19, 2010 1:19:44 GMT -5
Who is the least epic person of all time?
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Post by redkneehighsocks on May 19, 2010 1:45:48 GMT -5
why is the mayonaise on fire?
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