Sorry, I didn't do one last night. I was at Relay for Life. Apparently, if I walk enough, cancer will be cured. Oh, technology these days.
#39 Who is the least epic person of all time?
YOUR MOM! OOOOHHHHH!!!!
lolwut?
#40 why is the mayonaise on fire?
It's funny, I've been wondering the same thing. I then realized that the diameter of the mayonnaise bottle could cause spontaneous combustion upon contact with any object whose dimensions correspond with the golden ratio, Phi. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
#41 If the cheese dines on the spoon while the ketchup runs to the freezer, what color is the floor?
Now, in order for the cheese to dine on the spoon, it would have to jump over the space between my fridge (where the cheese is) into the silverware drawer. The energy used for this would cause the cheese to melt. That would mean it would get all over the floor, turning it yellow. Now, in order for the ketchup to run to the freezer, it would need feet. The last time I checked, my ketchup has no feet. Ketchup is rather uncoordinated, so it would fall over and spill all over the floor. That would make the floor red. Red+Yellow=Orange. The floor is orange.
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42 Why are the needles used for lethal injections disinfected?
its the goverment obama is a comunits so he wants the neeldes to be in fected so nazi zombies. dos that answer ur question lol
#43 Who is more influential in US History: John Winthrop or Chuck Norris?
WINTHROP CASE CLOSED. Just look at that wig. It's freaking sexy.
#44 Why is cmc413's avy a rainbow striped kitty?
WARNING: THIS ANSWER IS SERIOUS. IT IS NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART.I happen to know the answer to this question, as cmc is my sister. cmc was an acronym for her initials, but it now stands for Colorful Magic Cat. That cat is rather colorful and incredibly magic. For the record, the cat's name is Fluffy. She is drinking water right now. Fluffy is not actually rainbow-colored.
#45 Pick 3 people you want to sex. (Please do this before reading on)
Now, pick one to kill. (Pleae do this before reading on)
Now eliminate the younger on.
Would you have sex with the remaining person should he/she age 40 more years?
Nah, I think Betty White will be dead by then.
#46 Why is it suddenly hard to breathe?
its the gorvement they wnt u to like dy n stuf so dey put obama farts in da air so nao iss liek hard to breath and stuff does that answer ur question lol
#47 We all know why the chicken crossed the road, but when did it do it?
All of the above.
#48 why doesnt this thread die (PS: hi. I'm a loser who has a strange panda fetish. ~Clickety)
Refer to the answer of question #19
#49 What in the world is Tetracycline and why is it in my dishwasher?
That's what it looks like. To be honest, it looks kinda like what I imagine the inside of a bee's nest to look like. You wouldn't to happen to have any bees in your dishwasher, have you?
#50 (OVER THE HILL FTW) WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES? I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!
Look, calm down, and we'll get this all sorted out. Now, put on the nice cozy jacket and everything will be okey dokey. Ok? Now now, hush. We're gonna put you in this nice cozy room and it will be great. Yes, it's purple. No, this won't hurt a bit. I know it's a needle, but-Oh no... Oh NO! NO! DON'T! AGH! YOU'RE... YOU'RE... AGHHH!!! *dies*