Corrupt a wish.

[Ryan]

granted, a strange object enters the atmosphere causing the sky to turn pink, while also turning all the air in your town into a highly toxic gas

I wish I could think of the perfect wish

[halfthecarbs]

Granted, but you are now out of wishes.

I wish I could touch my nose with my tongue.

[onewordanswers]

Granted, your tounge gets stuck in your nose and you can never speak again. And you look pretty silly.

I wish that I had waffles and peanut butter.

[Dimstow]

granted but the world is now out of syrup

I wish LARPing was more popular

[dandelions8910]

Granted, but everyone's a troll. (I'm really not sure how this would work, but I think it would be hilarious)

I wish for sleep.

[Tyrope]

Granted, but most LARPing parties now use steel weaponry, and hence become illegal.

I wish i didn't have to run for the bus to school..

(looks at time.) SHIZ! kthxbai!!

[Catiebugged]

Granted, Hope you don't mind being a cripple.

I wish I could fly.

[cadetpewpew]

Granted,but you stumble upon some planes if you know what I mean ;D

I wish it was springtime.

[Catiebugged]

Granted, it is now the time to spring.

I wish I could eat soup with a fork.

[bloode0red0robyn]

Granted, but the soup is full of toxic waste

I wish that people would stop being stupid

[Ryan]

Granted, now everybody is a know-it-all so it's equally annoying.

I wish I could have wishes again? (not sure if I am allowed to wish this...)

[Norwegian]

Granted. Now all animals are, and they're constantly walking into walls and off cliffs.

I wish this chair was more comfortable.

[Ricky]

Granted, but it now belongs to me ;D

I wish a coca-cola can has 161 calories instead of 160

[onewordanswers]

Granted, it now contains 90% dog urine.

I wish I was living in New York.

[Norwegian]

Granted, but it's this New York.

I wish my skin weren't so dry.

[viennav]

Granted, but constantly have sweat dripping down your face.

I wish the radio only played music I like.

[smilee]

Granted, but you are deaf.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Catiebugged]

Granted, but it never changes, so you learn to hate it.

I wish I was awesome.

[Catiebugged]

Granted, but its stolen, you spend your life in jail.

[smilee]

Granted, but you are trapped in a room without a door, window, or any form of communication to the outside world and so no one ever knows of your awesomeness.

I wish that I had a bowl of popcorn.